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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Idydarling(f): 8:51pm On May 21, 2016
pitypec:
hello bae. Can I get ur number am tripping.
oga, with all the female wer u dey follow so? which number will I be na?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 8:54pm On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
8: FINISHING

[b]
"Yes what's the matter?", she asked.
On hearing that mellifluous voice of hers, my brain formated. I forgot all that Chris taught me that moment; lost in thoughts I kept staring at the sky and scratching my head.

"What's it ?" She asked again and then I forced myself to say something, "ehm, actually, I came to ask if you had any engineering maths problem you would like me to help you solve. Solving maths is my hobby and I know you are an engineering student."
"Well, I don't have any problem in maths, thank you, bye", she replied and was about to walk away, but I knew my mission would be a failed one if I let her go like that.
"Ehm, actually, I came with a message from my brother standing over there", I said while pointing at Chris who was waiting under the mango tree. "He asked me to tell you that I love you and would like to be your friend"

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

She hissed, turned and walked away.I kept standing where she left me like a log of wood until Chris came over to meet me and just as he was about to ask how I fared, I walked away too and left him there.

I was devastated. I wasn't pained much because she called me a fool but how she knew I was wearing obinna's suit. On getting to the hostel I found out that Maryam was Obinna's elder sister and the suit was actually a gift from her to Obinna on his last birthday.Ohhhh, how worse could it get?

From there, I promised myself to stay away from Ladies and their likes, I even concluded I was going to the seminary after university.[/b]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bro, it couldn't get worse!
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by SirREX94: 9:05pm On May 21, 2016
That pix sha. Lizard don swallow em teeth Shey?
SANDOSKI:
Lol........gringrin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
Sorry sir... I don finish am. Check PAGE 7 for the last update.
meanwhile, how did you get your songs on notjustok.com?
I'm an upcoming artiste too and I wanna get a song of mine there

ok..
You log on to my.notjustok.com and sign up to create your own profile.after which you upload your songs on your profile.. And u cn share d link frm there..chikena
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by muhamadnur: 10:18pm On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
Allah ya kiyaye... No be me go die In Jesus name. When I never woo my crush?
lol, jst kidding bro!
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 10:30pm On May 21, 2016
Liljeez:
Ha...seriously Bobo juice

dahs just wicked


gringringrin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 10:34pm On May 21, 2016
SirREX94:
That pix sha. Lizard don swallow em teeth Shey?


I dey tell u oooo.. Na to go find dey lizardgringrin

Oya carry torchlight make we go ...grin

Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by SirREX94: 10:44pm On May 21, 2016
For dis night, no be here o! You want make dem get the male version of CHI.......Boyz, for our head? Abi make we follow KHAKI drown for Creeks? Imao......
SANDOSKI:



I dey tell u oooo.. Na to go find dey lizardgringrin

Oya carry torchlight make we go ...grin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 21, 2016
SirREX94:
For dis night, no be here o! You want make dem get the male version of CHI.......Boyz, for our head? Abi make we follow KHAKI drown for Creeks? Imao......


Nawoo for you... Why you to dey fear like dis... You don forget say I get powers, I dey ur back nothing fit do you... Oya make we dey go , we need to find dat tooth.. Shebi na you wake me from sleep gringrin

Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by SirREX94: 10:53pm On May 21, 2016
Kkk...I don forget say na macho bae u be. Lolzzzz... As for the tooth leave am we go meet am for TREASURE ISLAND by daybreak!
SANDOSKI:



Nawoo for you... Why you to dey fear like dis... You don forget say I get powers, I dey ur back nothing fit do you... Oya make we dey go , we need to find dat tooth.. Shebi na you wake me from sleep gringrin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Meesquared(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2016
Menzy86:
In a weird way I prefer to woo most times. Its like baiting and hunting for me. It gets so interesting dat through experience I correctly predict their next line of 'shakara' like7/10 times. It actually also makes me love them more. Their idiosyncracies are often laid bare b4 u at dis stage. Kinda also reduces d tendency of gettin a shocker early frm her if she finally agrees, presently on a 'project' now sef lol.....
Lol. enjoy man
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by dauspiro: 11:59pm On May 21, 2016
Lol. . .i hope chris issue certificate.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Ezedon(m): 3:00pm On May 22, 2016
Capableben:
Ahhhh, Eze Eze, were ya Nwayo now. Update dey Page 7 abeg
ok now you are talking
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 7:19pm On May 22, 2016
muhamadnur:
lol, jst kidding bro!
Me too.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 7:28pm On May 22, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
prophecy grin
Pls, kindly tell me; I'm bamboozled here.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:32pm On May 22, 2016
Capableben:
Pls, kindly tell me; I'm bamboozled here.
lol.. easy bro.. what goes around surely comes around someday ..
I've been following u on NL for long and you've mentioned it a couple of times smiley
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 8:38pm On May 22, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
lol.. easy bro.. what goes around surely comes around someday ..
I've been following u on NL for long and you've mentioned it a couple of times smiley
Oh, so you school there too?
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:16pm On May 22, 2016
Capableben:
Oh, so you school there too?
no... But I'm seeking to enter uniben chemical engineering .. its coming late.. would have been in aviation school tho.. but the tuition na fire .. grin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 10:18pm On May 22, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
no... But I'm seeking to enter uniben chemical engineering .. its coming late.. would have been in aviation school tho.. but the tuition na fire .. grin
Good... Chemical Engr is a great profession. You welcome.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:25pm On May 22, 2016
Capableben:
Good... Chemical Engr is a great profession. You welcome.
I know .. can I shock you?
You were actually one of those people who made me put up the course... you might not remember, you can check your threads .. then I also have this good friend of mine who is studying chemical engin. in BUK Kano
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Dollipsejay(m): 10:32am On May 23, 2016
Capableben:

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

thank God...
but the girl first looked at you like "ki ni eleyi nso
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 7:09pm On May 23, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
I know .. can I shock you?
You were actually one of those people who made me put up the course... you might not remember, you can check your threads .. then I also have this good friend of mine who is studying chemical engin. in BUK Kano
Wow, so I have inspired someone without even knowing... Wow.. im so glad to hear this.. Wish you the best in your endeavours bro
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by CaptainEColeJnr: 7:52pm On May 23, 2016
Capableben:
Wow, so I have inspired someone without even knowing... Wow.. im so glad to hear this.. Wish you the best in your endeavours bro
thanks bro smiley
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by pitypec(m): 1:14pm On May 28, 2016
Idydarling:

oga, with all the female wer u dey follow so? which number will I be na?
no 1 bae
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by oye9ja(m): 8:22pm On Jun 28, 2016
Capableben:
How on earth did you know sir Are you a sorcerer?

Am a graduate of FUTY
Electrical and Electronics Engineering
2015

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