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Re: by Frei(m): 11:14am On May 25, 2016
hahaha' guys be searching for "escof" keys...
Re: by Nobody: 12:04pm On May 25, 2016

Re: by Venzal: 2:10pm On May 25, 2016
iLegend:


Hahahahahasmileywink i guessed as much. The key is deadly. Some crazy guys might use it to hurt girls — not cool. I'll post it anyways, but not now.
Ever learnt from Richard La Ruina/Richard Gambler? wink
Re: by firstking01(m): 4:22pm On May 25, 2016
iLegend:
PART 6

It's 5 years now and she still calls me and I never called her, except when I have bonus credit to waste.

Whenever she calls me I'll tease her make fun of her and ask her all sorts of naughty questions (I'm aways a naughty boy) like the color of her panties, the size of her n!pples and if she has shaved her pvssy for me, and so on and she loves it.

(Off course, she must love it. I'm only feeding her from her ESCOF buttons. Don't worry, I'll tell you about ESCOF.

All guys I repeat, all guys MUST know this ESCOF buttons if they want to be successful with women period. But don't let a woman know you know these buttons. It's dangerous).

Back to Business (BTB).

When I know the conversation is too interesting to her I take an excuse and cut the call.

She can't get enough and she has been looking for a way for us to meet, but I give one excuse or the another.

And remember, I'm not even good looking — I just love looking good and stylish.

Remember these key words:

Confidence. Experience. Humor. Humility. Style. Jovial. Unpredictability. Challenge. No Desperation. And finally, the greatest of them all! Mindset.

Lesson learned from my encounter with Miss. Tailor are:

1. Women love what other women want
(When she saw the white girl's photo — she saw a competition).

2. They love guys who are not needy/desperate.
(My I don't care attitude made her to care).

3. They love experienced/fun guys.
(My body language and the way I talk gave that away).

4. They love independent guys.
(She saw me as an independent guy. I don't know who told her that).

5. They love what they can't easily get.
(I behaved as if I was somehow taken, so it means she needs to compete with other girls. No VIP ticket this time around).

6. They love the chase of the prince.
(I reversed the dating role. And she was the one chasing while I relax my head. Have you ever written an exam where you don't care if you fail or pass? How relaxed do you feel?)

7. They love sex and drama!
(She wanted sex and drama, but I wasn't willing to give in).

8. And finally, if you can confidently press her ESCOF button, then you've got yourself an addicted puppy. I only pressed 3 of her buttons. Now imagine if I had pressed 5 of them at once.

She called me some days ago and confessed how she really missed me.

Sadly, she said she'll be getting married soon.
It sucks! But I wished her the best.

(And for the guys reading I'll post something on ESCOF and it's a must read.)

Now, I'm beginning to think about her a lot. I truly need to bleep or at least kiss her before her marriage. I just can't help it. What's your take?

If we don't do it now she may cheat on her husband with me, and if we do it the husband to be will have a lot of work to do to keep up with the new sexual addiction I must have foisted on her.

My land is a no mercy's land, but my heart is filled with compassion.

THE END.

iLegend.

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wia the escof button maka press am @oncesad
Re: by horladmejy(m): 4:44pm On May 25, 2016
You have stolen her heart.....and she will forever have a tag me husband. cry
Re: by Tonydeeb(m): 6:11pm On May 25, 2016
Thumbs up, love the short write-up.
Like someone rightly said, money isn't everything, wittyness, confidence et al is what it takes to win over their fragile hearts.
I must say, I in some ways can relate to being this free with ladies, just that I wouldn't chat up just any lady I meet as even as free as I am do not possess that much confy, but once we get to know one another better, I get as jovial as I can be and often times they end up being the ones to open up as to being in love... and I?, damn, I so resent commitment.
Just give in coz I don't wanna hurt her confidence... The play gets a little intense and at a point I just ask to break up even though we never started, lol, neither did she do anything wrong.
We just become friends again, not all of 'em though!... But Op, free her, don't just now rekindle a fire she's been trying hard to quench for 5years thereabout.
Free her and let karishika's wrath not befall you.

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Re: by 3rdlegxxx(m): 8:54pm On May 25, 2016
well, it's a nice read, honestly i was getting bored at a point but OP came back with posts top fill holes he left behind, which a few of us had already noticed, maybe because i have been in the same shoes, i probably can relate best and also probably can tell when you are exaggerating a little, dude you learn along the line as this ladies fall and open out about their wildest and craziest thoughts, fantasies, things they had love to do with you that they won't be open to try with their boyfriend or man, it sometimes turns you on and creates fantasies in your head too, it's obvious also that you want her but like a friend always say, until a lot of guys can get to the stage where i got to, like say 4 years back and could easily write a book about ladies, alot of guys would get close to this level would most definitely want to savor it, that's what you are doing bro, yo want to fvck her and tease and please her but you also know that sometimes the chase is more fun that the act, you are enjoying the chase (you chase, she chases) it's almost perfect that way, seeing and having it happen might end things, your question has probably been with you a long time but now the prospect of marriage has the bad boy in you thinking fast, dude go experience, we both know you aren't really telling us all the sides of the story, just the juicy bits,........
Re: by Adasun(m): 9:47pm On May 25, 2016
op try forget her jooor! It's dangerous,u don't knw what or who the man he is geting married to is.




Onemore thing,don't forget to holla me when u post dat code
Re: by refiner(f): 10:26pm On May 25, 2016
...a very interesting piece!...kudos!

lol!@ilegend..were is the escof code?.
this is serious!!!gringrin
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Re: by Nobody: 11:26am On May 26, 2016
It's nice reading great mind like you!

The escof button is working for me.
Re: by Venzal: 11:28am On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Yeah, in 2009.
Gambler is a crazy guy. I if could remember he was Neil Strauss' or David DeAngelo's student! I love him!

I was mentored by over 100 PUAs. Some of their games were contradictory, but powerful.

For you to know Richard La Ruins/Gambler you're a baddo!
@ emboldened Jeez! shocked

You are the badoo here na!

I got to know about Richard Gambler in 2011... He was my first ever 'guide'. Along the line I knew about DeAngelo, Neil Strauss and a few other guys like Cajuns et al.

I learnt a lot from them all.

Seeing your convo style just made me know you are a 'mean' game man. grin

P.S. Putting up that code up here will be useless. You know, female presence and all that

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Re: by refiner(f): 12:32pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Please refiner, (very soon I'll start calling you refinery hahaha) how I do I post it for ladies not to see? It's guys' "code" you know!

gringrin...

I must see it!!!...lemme know if that's what emeka has been using to get me all this while!tongue
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Re: by Nobody: 4:05pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:
KashyBaby it seems we've met in either Arena or Attica. I can't really recall. Have you been to those c.ubs?




grin hell yeah...so, u been to Singapore? Which year?
Re: by snowytee(m): 4:25pm On May 26, 2016
send mine to tboysnowflakes@yahoo.com .ESCOF must be pressed
Re: by Nobody: 4:38pm On May 26, 2016

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Re: by Nobody: 4:42pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


2009, 2010 and 2011, and I may come any time, but don't know yet. I miss SG. I miss Sentossa and everything!



Ohh I see...then we never met those years...coz those time, I was still living in Athens, Greece grin grin grin

I juz moved here in Sg last quarter of 2011..
Re: by Nobody: 4:49pm On May 26, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 4:54pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Maybe it was your twin sister. Are things still as expensive as my time? The VAT over there is crazy!




Expensive as ever... grin nothing beats Sg On that...

But we need to survive here... grin grin grin if u ever happen to hop down here, juz gimme heads up wink
Re: by Nobody: 5:02pm On May 26, 2016

Re: by Venzal: 5:10pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Cajuns is a spirit. I watched a video from Mystery where Cajun did a club game. His confidence is on the same level with Obama.

I won't upload ESCOF. I'll forward it to individual mails. If the ladies know this it means our powers will diminish.

I don't want refiner to lay her hands on it. She's a good-bad girl!

Mean? No o! Except you're referring to the mean in Mathematics! Then yes.



Lmao.. Your sense of humor is on a different level o! grin

spotted! You just confirmed your badoo status!

I have the ''mystery'' video and some other works of Cajuns. That guy's confidence is unreal o.

There are some other guys doing great on youtube these days. The one who stands out for me is Adrian Gee. I like his confidence too.

Although these guys don't teach their stuffs, I learn from how they perform and align it with what I have learnt from previous guides to give it my own angle. wink

yes, yes, it's better that way. Once these girls get their eyes on the code, they wouldn't be smiling anymore... And it becomes useless.
Re: by refiner(f): 5:23pm On May 26, 2016
Venzal:
Lmao.. Your sense of humor is on a different level o! grin

spotted! You just confirmed your badoo status!

I have the ''mystery'' video and some other works of Cajuns. That guy's confidence is unreal o.

There are some other guys doing great on youtube these days. The one who stands out for me is Adrian Gee. I like his confidence too.

Although these guys don't teach their stuffs, I learn from how they perform and align it with what I have learnt from previous guides to give it my own angle. wink

yes, yes, it's better that way. Once these girls get their eyes on the code, they wouldn't be smiling anymore... And it becomes useless.

...undecidedundecided
Re: by Jlakeside: 5:27pm On May 26, 2016
refiner:


...undecidedundecided


I missed you refiner.. Much love from me
Re: by Venzal: 5:35pm On May 26, 2016
refiner:


...undecidedundecided


Relaxz Refinery (I like that nick too :p), all these rumpled up faces won't grind out the code....

Maybe you should put on your best smiling face...
Re: by refiner(f): 5:46pm On May 26, 2016
Jlakeside:
I missed you refiner.. Much love from me
...your name ring a bell!...
but can't fathom how I knew you....gracious enough to remind me?
Re: by habblopicaso99: 6:09pm On May 26, 2016
Hey brov, dat story of urs reali got me gigglin, no wonder d girl cudnt resist ur show of d alpha male syndrome. Lol.
Pls forward dat ESCOF thing to my mail, i need to start doing wonders too. (habblop46@gmail.com)

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