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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Nobody: 10:04pm On May 26, 2016

halfricanadian:
So we got married

no we didn't

we only had a fling undecided

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by halfricanadian(f): 10:08pm On May 26, 2016

Israel5:
I just thank God *halfricanadian* is here to see 3 and 4

Tanx

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by halfricanadian(f): 10:10pm On May 26, 2016

AirSultan:
no we didn't

we only had a fling

Ok o

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Evathyst(f): 10:13pm On May 26, 2016

AirSultan:
really?

I shoo have known better than getting a feminist lawyer.

just get me the divorce papers demmit!

he he he he he he! e pain am! cheesy

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by inventor432(m): 10:17pm On May 26, 2016

that is their way

check my signature for your printing works....

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Nobody: 10:21pm On May 26, 2016

Evathyst:
he he he he he he! e pain am!

gerarahere...

and

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Ini9(m): 10:24pm On May 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif

So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif

I proudly left the Strip club like :::

https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

Lol.. U're so funny.. I laff till tears begin Comot frm my eyes

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Aniwhyte(m): 10:45pm On May 26, 2016

Before clickling on the article link i already knew that it was written by danceville because of the 7 - - - well done man weldone, you have already written your name on nairaland top 10 porpular and great members (Legends), like the likes of Lalasticlala
Tosyn2much
wrisybangle
e.t.c, e.t.c, e.t.c
.
.
Weldone master Danceville

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 26, 2016

These guys have derailed the thread... OP self fear to comment.

SMELLYMOUTH... I bow for your mimes

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by tosyne2much(m): 10:54pm On May 26, 2016

Aniwhyte:
Before clickling on the article link i already knew that it was written by danceville because of the 7 - - - well done man weldone, you have already written your name on nairaland top 10 porpular and great members (Legends), like the likes of Lalasticlala
Tosyn2much
wrisybangle
e.t.c, e.t.c, e.t.c
.
.
Weldone master Danceville

Boss I throway salute ooooo

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Rosheedah(f): 10:59pm On May 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif

So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif

I proudly left the Strip club like :::

https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

This guy ehnn...lmao cheesy

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by edorhe14(m): 11:01pm On May 26, 2016

Cutehector:
U ppo should leav our Nigerian sisters alone ooo.. every Saturday, they are getting married sha ...

Shebi God's time is the best rhai?

And a year or two they become miserable in marriage

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by safarigirl(f): 11:05pm On May 26, 2016

I don't have a boyfriend because I look like a 12-year old, talk like a 30-year old and no guy is interested.

It's not me, it's them grin

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Missmossy(f): 11:10pm On May 26, 2016

Lol can't laugh grin

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Julietcutie(f): 11:11pm On May 26, 2016

lol I used to use 5 and 1 much before sha... which one do hear often from girls?

tosyne2much:
Juliet, which statement do you use?

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Aniwhyte(m): 11:19pm On May 26, 2016

tosyne2much:
Boss I throway salute ooooo

.
.
Oga, tosyn your boy loyal ooooo, i naked dey throway barkey for main road for you.
.
I greet you specially sir.

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by jornie(m): 11:21pm On May 26, 2016

Girl: God will send my boyfriend to me... Me: Really? Is your boyfriend Jesus?

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by whitestar01: 11:22pm On May 26, 2016

Waitin concern you ? If ur girl friend is not ready marry yet then leave her.

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Lovelynature(m): 11:22pm On May 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif

So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif

I proudly left the Strip club like :::

https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

Chai this guy. So funny!

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Gkemz: 11:25pm On May 26, 2016

She might have experienced a heart break.

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by frankkydee(m): 11:34pm On May 26, 2016

Estharfabian:
What About those ladies that don't make excuses? But Are Surprisingly happy being single?

We still Exist tho...

Like seriously,u re happy?

Like sriou

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Jsaviour(f): 11:36pm On May 26, 2016

is having boyfriend an achievement or is it a must, who d thing don help self.

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Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by aubventure: 11:40pm On May 26, 2016

Estharfabian:
What About those ladies that don't make excuses? But Are Surprisingly happy being single?

We still Exist tho...

This happy lady needs a man that is why she identified herself so any happy, single and serious guy should just hook with her. babe I thank God for you in advance

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by centboy123456(m): 11:41pm On May 26, 2016

[quote author=DanceVille post=45993251][/quote]Nice write and tell them my guy girls too dey form oh

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by AKUSINAOBI(m): 11:45pm On May 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif

So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif

I proudly left the Strip club like :::

https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

I laugh endlessly

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Silumi(f): 11:45pm On May 26, 2016

Then there re gals dat like guys hu dont know d exist or ve friend zoned them Lol

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by centboy123456(m): 11:47pm On May 26, 2016

Rexhenrex:
[b]very true another one that piss me off is a statement like

**i don't want a boyfriend because he will want sex.you said what?? Mean while she masturbate 3 times a day worst of all she av slept with every tunde,larry,henry,dayo,chika . And u still av the guts to say he will demand for sex.well why would you want a boyfriend knowing fully well he will privatise you whereas you are a public property. Top it all you dress like a LovePeddler and visit guys Half naked you shouldn't blame him because u are the one tempting him! Is it possible for you to have light and your phone is at 3% and u won't change it??

**Its bad to have a boy friend**

i can remember a very lengthy argument i had with a woman in a taxi last week she said its bad and i asked her ok how can one marry without being friends with there spouse to be? So courtship is wrong? As for me having a boyfriend or a girlfriend is not a problem as long as one is an adult.

Having a b.f or g.f is not wrong but what matters is what u people do that matters. as long as its leading to marriage and you eschew from fornication the its perfectly fine to have one.

**A perfect man**
some want a God fearing,tall,fair,caring,loving, gentle,rich,handsome,that doesn't drink,smoke,snore,has good dress sense, nice humour,truthful, and hardworking haba sister how can u find all this in one person,he don't need to be perfect u can work on him instead of being a gold digger be a goal digger to him make him perfect for or well you might be lucky continue waiting till when u get to 38 and start finding one like mtn service or better still its raining season use laka(clay) to mould one.

Having a b.f Or g.f is a matter of choice its better you just say no you ain't interested than giving silly reasons like your pastor said its wrong mtcheew.[/b]

My guy I beg tell them oh all these girls think say dey wise tell them

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by rosieluv(f): 11:50pm On May 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif

So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif

I proudly left the Strip club like :::

https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

hehehehehe dis gat me laffin

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by VaginaTerrorist(m): 11:52pm On May 26, 2016

[quote author=DanceVille post=45993251][/quote]Guys always Like asking for sex

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Nobody: 12:01am On May 27, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif

So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif

I proudly left the Strip club like :::

https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

Dude u funny die grin

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Zellie: 12:07am On May 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
What About those ladies that don't make excuses? But Are Surprisingly happy being single?

We still Exist tho...

surprisingly happy? Its a surprise that a girl can be happy without a boyfriend? Really

Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by Truckpusher(m): 12:08am On May 27, 2016

Wait a minute ! Someone actually sat down and wrote about excuses women give for not being in a relationship ? cheesy

Nigerian girls don't say 'no' you only just have to play the right tunes at the right time . grin

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