₦airaland Forum

Dmarketter:
sweethart you can't want me oh. I told u my name is modo modo. Pronouced mawdo mawdo , I never said I am judas iscariot. If you want me, oya shoot him down when he comes and tell him you seeing a marketter in ur dreams. The lord told u so. My day was swell, didn't go to work, fixing my jalopy. Travelling soon and I won't wanna nairaland from a bush on the highway. Hope u can cook abi ?

lol crazy guy i can cook

halfricanadian:
lol crazy guy i can cook

just to be sure hon, the last time you cooked and others ate it. What happend to them during the night. Did they sleep on a bed or on a toilet. That response is very very vital. Its evening now dats if u in our naija. And its friday . So where is it happening for boo tonight.

Dmarketter:
just to be sure hon, the last time you cooked and others ate it. What happend to them during the night. Did they sleep on a bed or on a toilet. That response is very very vital. Its evening now dats if u in our naija. And its friday . So where is it happening for boo tonight.

its happening in my heart na

halfricanadian:
its happening in my heart na

hmmmmmm.

Dmarketter:
hmmmmmm.

lol i sleep knowing no one is cheating on me na

halfricanadian:
lol i sleep knowing no one is cheating on me na

hahaha. Wise choice. I have grown to be ok with cheating and being cheated on. By the way you need a physical boo oh. Even with aall the possible cheating, your tears can never be blood. By the way all men are devils, but I am an angel. Hope u bellieve

Dmarketter:
hahaha. Wise choice. I have grown to be ok with cheating and being cheated on. By the way you need a physical boo oh. Even with aall the possible cheating, your tears can never be blood. By the way all men are devils, but I am an angel. Hope u bellieve

lol physical boo yeah i sure need a boo like dat

my tears no b blood o

If u an angel

Mesef b queen of england

I bliv u

halfricanadian:
lol physical boo yeah i sure need a boo like dat

my tears no b blood o

If u an angel

Mesef b queen of england

I bliv u

hahahahaha. Dat bros na eko things. Am a journey man so na from far I go ddey contribut my own loff to ur ministry. So sharperly u need a physical boo at most by democracy day. Hope fine boys dey ur street. Or ur choosy ni ?

Dmarketter:
hahahahaha. Dat bros na eko things. Am a journey man so na from far I go ddey contribut my own loff to ur ministry. So sharperly u need a physical boo at most by democracy day. Hope fine boys dey ur street. Or ur choosy ni ?

My prince charming must come riding in a buggatti

MrKester:
ladies are not doing it in a proper way

make she climb mount. everest abi?

halfricanadian:
My prince charming must come riding in a buggatti

and I was about sending a love letter via email. Changed my mind. Gat no bugatti

halfricanadian:
My prince charming must come riding in a buggatti

wil u consider a porsche owner?

Dmarketter:
and I was about sending a love letter via email. Changed my mind. Gat no bugatti

Send it my prince charming can come on foot too o

Israel5:
wil u consider a porsche owner?

hain no bentley is berra

halfricanadian:
Send it my prince charming can come on foot too o

better, else I will simple paint a 504 bugatti and come for u with swagger. What part of yoruba land u from

Dmarketter:
better, else I will simple paint a 504 bugatti and come for u with swagger. What part of yoruba land u from

Lasgidi

halfricanadian:
hain no bentley is berra

ah ah! hw abt jaguar? :-(

halfricanadian:
Lasgidi

and finally her nose grew so long that it touched the heavens, the gods looked down at her and screamed "if only you had not a lying tongue" you protruding nose would have never disvirgined the angel on guard

halfricanadian:
Lasgidi

and finally her nose grew so long that it touched the heavens, the gods looked down at her and screamed "if only you had not a lying tongue" you protruding nose would have never disvirgined the angel on guard. Me I am from mars

Dmarketter:
and finally her nose grew so long that it touched the heavens, the gods looked down at her and screamed "if only you had not a lying tongue" you protruding nose would have never disvirgined the angel on guard. Me I am from mars

lol u so high on nothing

Dmarketter:
and finally her nose grew so long that it touched the heavens, the gods looked down at her and screamed "if only you had not a lying tongue" you protruding nose would have never disvirgined the angel on guard. Me I am from mars

lol u so high on nothing.

halfricanadian:
lol u so high on nothing

I could have drank. How did u know I didn't drink. What did u have for dinner

Dmarketter:
I could have drank. How did u know I didn't drink. What did u have for dinner

I ate ur love for dinner

halfricanadian:
I ate ur love for dinner

am a very bad cook thus manage the love I prepared (sausage looking love *winks*), hope u used a condom before eating my love. Ur too young for unwanted pregnancy. what should I type on google to get ur real name, english name and not the village name

Dmarketter:
am a very bad cook thus manage the love I prepared (sausage looking love *winks*), hope u used a condom before eating my love. Ur too young for unwanted pregnancy. what should I type on google to get ur real name, english name and not the village name

You are so adorable which girl cud av just left u like dat

halfricanadian:
You are so adorable which girl cud av just left u like dat

like you care. After mocking me #sadface

Dmarketter:
like you care. After mocking me #sadface

didnt mean too nah

halfricanadian:
didnt mean too nah

me I know u aren't sorry, only pulling my legs. Tell me one truth about u. Anything. Maybe age, skin colour, height, tribe, religion . Anything at all. I have told u my name and I am a dwarf. Just like tyrion lannister . Hope you don't mind. also dear I have told him, he would send a pm

Dmarketter:
me I know u aren't sorry, only pulling my legs. Tell me one truth about u. Anything. Maybe age, skin colour, height, tribe, religion . Anything at all. I have told u my name and I am a dwarf. Just like tyrion lannister . Hope you don't mind. also dear I have told him, he would send a pm

I am a girl

MrKester:
ladies are not doing it in a proper way

thanks you sire

then try me and you would never regret

halfricanadian:
Me im never trying it again

My first nd last attempt was aweful

My dear don't blame d guy dat much,could you imagine dat as big as I am ,I cant even look straight to a girl's eye, when she called me out from the hotel bar. We were watching Joseph Yobo testimonial match before an argument broke up about house rents in Lagos .Besides I recently paid close to half a million naira to rent a flat in a VIP building, so one or two guys were saying the amount is much ,so I showed them the receipt .I never knew the pretty waiter Nkechi by name was busy admiring me , before I know it she called me out and asked for my number immediately ,guess what ! I cant even call out my number again, am a huge tall guy, but young shaa she asked if am married I said no ,she asked me why did you opt for a flat instead of room ,I told her is my choice,honestly am already drawing with my legs on the ground, as am typing now she is requesting for my address via whatsapp ,I could only reply her that am leaving in an Estate after Igando area,she wanna come help in cleaning up the house. I pity the babes we had been toasting ,she is too pretty and has a nice shape .So I asked my self so this is what girls had been facing all these while...nawaaa ooo

halfricanadian:


I am a girl