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The evil spirit called "konji" have embarrassed on different occasions, but let me share this one ,
i was having a crush on my mum's friend daughter, very sexy beautiful girl. Having a perfect body structure that can make the devil shout "Jesus"
On this fateful day, (18th of July 2003) i invited her to my friends birthday party, she came to the party with what i will describe as a "dangerous looking skirt"
The useless bastard called konji was already whipping me seriously. Meanwhile, the igwe i have in between my legs is already nodding his large head like a red-neck lizard. As a sharp Delta boy, i quickly tell my friend to give me their visitors room key. I collected the key and take her into the room. This time, I couldn't bear the torture i was passing through in the hands of that beast called konji, .
Na so i begin kiss, but she was just looking at me. Hmmmm, to cut the long story short, As i was about to release igwe from the cage, her junior brother just burst in and said " rukevwe, mummy dey call you" she quickly shoking her breast inside her bra and fled with her brother immediately.
You need to see the look on my face. Like that of a politician who Lost election four times in a role.. I have to self service to cool off.



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[email] Why are you switching between tenses? Makes the write-up _stupid. [/email]

hahahhahahahahaha!!!! This is funny..

WE TALKING MONEY AND YOU TALKING NONSENCE.

DRISKLEF:
OP is not a 'confam' delta boy. In where we from, konji is usually the least of our worries.
#IfItsNot making money, drop that thing!

your signature. E fine ooo

KashyBaby:
hahahhahahahahaha!!!! This is funny..

I saw your boyfriend RoyalBlack007 peeping through the window.

greatness22:
I saw your boyfriend RoyalBlack007 peeping through the window.

is he?

He's following me...

KashyBaby:
is he?

He's following me...

Oh, really? Royalblak007 is it true?

SAINTSAMURAII:
WE TALKING MONEY AND YOU TALKING NONSENCE.

Then what are you doing in this thread if you're talking money.

Tobiee:
[email] Why are you switching between tenses? Makes the write-up _stupid. [/email]

Bro, it will be nice if you criticise, but don't do it with insult.

No one is perfect.

cuntless times....cant even remember all

Am coming mah boss is summon me

youngberry001:
Am coming mah boss is summon me

Okay sir.

NemzySeries:
cuntless times....cant even remember all

Abeg, remember only one nah

greatness22:
The evil spirit called "konji" have embarrassed on different occasions, but let me share this one ,
i was having a crush on my mum's friend daughter, very sexy beautiful girl. Having a perfect body structure that can make the devil shout "Jesus"
On this fateful day, (18th of July 2003) i invited her to my friends birthday party, she came to the party with what i will describe as a "dangerous looking skirt"
The useless bastard called konji was already whipping me seriously. Meanwhile, the igwe i have in between my legs is already nodding his large head like a red-neck lizard. As a sharp Delta boy, i quickly tell my friend to give me their visitors room key. I collected the key and take her into the room. This time, I couldn't bear the torture i was passing through in the hands of that beast called konji, .
Na so i begin kiss, but she was just looking at me. Hmmmm, to cut the long story short, As i was about to release igwe from the cage, her junior brother just burst in and said " rukevwe, mummy dey call you" she quickly shoking her breast inside her bra and fled with her brother immediately.
You need to see the look on my face. Like that of a politician who Lost election four times in a role.. I have to self service to cool off.


Share your experiences.

Omotayor123:

Lol, Tayor, good evening dear.

I see this is going on smoothly. I Better grab a seat

dissyblings, Shiela25 and ellypicos, stop peeping through the window nah.

tunmidob:
I see this is going on smoothly. I Better grab a seat

Madam, seat nah N500 for front row. Back row nah N250

greatness22:
Madam, seat nah N500 for front row. Back row nah N250

pls do you have vip

tunmidob:
pls do you have vip

That one goes for N6k