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| Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 11:50am On May 28, 2016 |
The evil spirit called "konji" have embarrassed on different occasions, but let me share this one , i was having a crush on my mum's friend daughter, very sexy beautiful girl. Having a perfect body structure that can make the devil shout "Jesus" On this fateful day, (18th of July 2003) i invited her to my friends birthday party, she came to the party with what i will describe as a "dangerous looking skirt" The useless bastard called konji was already whipping me seriously. Meanwhile, the igwe i have in between my legs is already nodding his large head like a red-neck lizard. As a sharp Delta boy, i quickly tell my friend to give me their visitors room key. I collected the key and take her into the room. This time, I couldn't bear the torture i was passing through in the hands of that beast called konji, . Na so i begin kiss, but she was just looking at me. Hmmmm, to cut the long story short, As i was about to release igwe from the cage, her junior brother just burst in and said " rukevwe, mummy dey call you" she quickly shoking her breast inside her bra and fled with her brother immediately. You need to see the look on my face. Like that of a politician who Lost election four times in a role.. I have to self service to cool off. Share your experiences. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by DRISKLEF(m): 11:55am On May 28, 2016 |
OP is not a 'confam' delta boy. In where we from, konji is usually the least of our worries. #IfItsNot making money, drop that thing!  1 Like |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 11:59am On May 28, 2016 |
[email] Why are you switching between tenses? Makes the write-up _stupid. [/email] |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Cutehector(m): 12:12pm On May 28, 2016 |
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| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 28, 2016 |
 hahahhahahahahaha!!!! This is funny.. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 28, 2016 |
WE TALKING MONEY AND YOU TALKING NONSENCE. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 12:16pm On May 28, 2016 |
DRISKLEF:your signature. E fine ooo |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 12:19pm On May 28, 2016 |
KashyBaby:I saw your boyfriend RoyalBlack007 peeping through the window. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 12:21pm On May 28, 2016 |
greatness22: is he? He's following me...  1 Like |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 12:27pm On May 28, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Oh, really? Royalblak007 is it true? |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 12:39pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:Then what are you doing in this thread if you're talking money. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 12:46pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee:Bro, it will be nice if you criticise, but don't do it with insult. No one is perfect. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by NemzySeries(m): 7:21pm On May 28, 2016 |
cuntless times....cant even remember all |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by youngberry001(m): 7:34pm On May 28, 2016 |
Am coming mah boss is summon me |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 8:55pm On May 28, 2016 |
youngberry001:Okay sir. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 8:56pm On May 28, 2016 |
NemzySeries:Abeg, remember only one nah |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Omotayor123(f): 9:07pm On May 28, 2016 |
greatness22: |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 9:26pm On May 28, 2016 |
Omotayor123:Lol, Tayor, good evening dear. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 9:35pm On May 28, 2016 |
I see this is going on smoothly. I Better grab a seat |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 9:46pm On May 28, 2016 |
dissyblings, Shiela25 and ellypicos, stop peeping through the window nah. |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 9:50pm On May 28, 2016 |
tunmidob:Madam, seat nah N500 for front row. Back row nah N250  |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by Nobody: 10:13pm On May 28, 2016 |
greatness22:pls do you have vip |
| Re: Have You Been Embarrassed By "Konji" Before? by greatness22(op): 10:18pm On May 28, 2016 |
tunmidob:That one goes for N6k |
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