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Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:13am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

Hehehehe good of you my brother, God will reward you like he did to Jabez, can i hear you claim it and shout Amen brother!

.... so have you read my untold story of Job yet?

I could really use your insults and rants on that thread but take easy on me there ooo

Alright bros please NL pm service even takes longer than Jesus second coming. can you send me your email address to send the details directly.

But abeg i no want bulk sms alert oo

Insults kwa?? My replies must have offended you then. grin

Accept my apologies, i was only harmlessly concerned with the situation of a brother.

Dont worry, send it through NL pm, and wait for your alert.

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:14am On May 30, 2016

Lilbrown007:
HAHA FINALLY AV BEEN WAITING FOR A TOPIC LIKE THIS EH BUT WAIT O THEY IS NO CAR IN HEAVEN N MOST NIGERIANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE HORSE HOW THEM GO DO NA

THE END IS NEAR REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND!! SINCE 2000 YRS JOHN THE BAPTIST DON DAY SHOUT THIS SHIT AND YES WE KNOW THE STORY IS JUST A MYTH

REPENT FOR Apollonius of Tyana IS COMING TO TAKE HIS PEOPLE BK TO THE PROMISE LAND..

It is not a myth oo, you are a fool you foolish atheist... By the way i have taken over as the new John the baptist.

I spoke to Jesus on phone last night believe me i did, he's watering his horse on a little break just before heaven.

He'll be here soon...

Call it a myth one more time let me see if you don deh madt angry

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Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:17am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
Insults kwa?? My replies must have offended you then. Accept my apologies, i was only harmlessly concerned with the situation of a brother.

Hehehehehe no be small offend, i get tons of the angry rants on my PM all the time, i actually do enjoy it when you guys leave the topic and start referring to the person, tells me it sunk in wink

So i am only telling you cus i love to see them grin

Dont worry, send it through NL pm, and wait for your alert.

Abeg NL pm stays so long that Jesus might even come and go and it'll still be hanging.

Fast lane... direct mail ... Abeg!!!

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:20am On May 30, 2016

WTF is this, since i gave this message Jesus gave me nobody has even bothered sending me his/her money. undecided

You guys want to disobey Jesus and risk going to hell because he'll really be pissed of if he finds out you guys didn't send me your money to keep.

Please do it fast time is running out!!! Repent (send me your money)!!! the kingdom of God is at hand !!! grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:22am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

Hehehehehe no be small offend, i get tons of the angry rants on my PM all the time, i actually do enjoy it when you guys leave the topic and start referring to the person, tells me it sunk in

So i am only telling you cus i love to see them

Abeg NL pm stays so long that Jesus might even come and go and it'll still be hanging.

Fast lane... direct mail ... Abeg!!!

The topic is worth the time of those it sunk into. I havent used an insultive word on this thread. For you to see my harmless care as an insult makes me wonder what actually sunk in. grin

NL Pm sef dey try, send your details already, the money is yours.

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by Pr0ton: 8:24am On May 30, 2016

On Isaiah 1:18, winner01 gave a 'reasoning' that is only positive in leading to the path of religious delusions and rubbish, "about getting an imaginary cure for an imaginary disease" as the verse interpretes. That kind of reasoning easily enters the list of flawed reasioning and it's no reasoning at all.

On the belief of Jesus's existence is another naive delusion, a strong stvpid belief over an idea that has very weak and little evidence for support.

The biggest delusion of all is believeing a story fabrigated to fit in some vague "prophecies" as a real event in history that was an actual prophecies-fulfilling. Deluded Christians like this can hardly succeed in making sense out of their made-feeble lives.

And since you believe "the earth will burn away..", give us all your goodies so your labour over the years won't be a waste grin

that is all we are saying..

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:27am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
The topic is worth the time of those it sunk into. I havent used an insultive word on this thread. For you to see my harmless care as an insult makes me wonder what actually sunk in.

NL Pm sef dey try, send your details already, the money is yours.

Kai bros why are you like this naaaaa. . . Just your email address na, i don't have the patience to wait for NL pm.

remember time is almost out, so you've got to stop taking chances... you might be waiting for NL pm to deliver and Jesus arrives and then you are fuck_ed..

Don't say i didn't warn you..

Lets do it in the fast way naaa... Email abeg abeg... !!! grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:28am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:
Deluded Christians like this can hardly succeed in making sense out of their made-feeble lives.

Ok sir, How do you live better than my "unsuccessful, made-feeble" life? Cos we arent living life atall grin

, So sir, How do you live better than me?

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:30am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:
On Isaiah 1:18, winner01 gave a 'reasoning' that is only positive in leading to the path of religious delusions and rubbish, "about getting an imaginary cure for an imaginary disease" as the verse interpretes. That kind of reasoning easily enters the list of flawed reasioning and it's no reasoning at all.

On the belief of Jesus's existence is another naive delusion, a strong stvpid belief over an idea that has very weak and little evidence for support.

The biggest delusion of all is believeing a story fabrigated to fit in some vague "prophecies" as a real event in history that was an actual prophecies-fulfilling. Deluded Christians like this can hardly succeed in making sense out of their made-feeble lives.

Duuurh what will you atheist gain by picking on our beliefs and faith na embarassed

You'll burn in hell you fool. angry

And since you believe "the earth will burn away..", give us all your goodies so your labour over the years won't be a waste that is all we are saying..

Singing "All we are saying is................... " grin

This thread sweet die!!!

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:30am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

Kai bros why are you like this naaaaa. . . Just your email address na, i don't have the patience to wait for NL pm.

remember time is almost out, so you've got to stop taking chances... you might be waiting for NL pm to deliver and Jesus arrives and then you are fuck_ed..

Don't say i didn't warn you..

Lets do it in the fast way naaa... Email abeg abeg... !!!

Do you need this money or not?, I change my mind really fast, other atheists are waiting.

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by Nobody: 8:32am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

It is not a myth oo, you are a fool you foolish atheist... By the way i have taken over as the new John the baptist.

I spoke to Jesus on phone last night believe me i did, he's watering his horse on a little break just before heaven.

He'll be here soon...

Call it a myth one more time let me see if you don deh madt

HAHA REALLY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE HORSE O
I WILL REALLY MISS MY PLAY STATION 4
I WILL REALLY MISS MY LAPTOP
WHAT IF I HAVEN'T FINISHED WATCHING THIS GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 AND E HAPPEN I GO VEX O
I WILL REALLY MISS NAIRALAND WHATSAPP FACEBOOK ABI HOW WE GO DO NA
I GO MISS MY TV O
THEY STILL GET GAMES O WAY I NEVER PLAY...JOHNY HOW WE GO DO NA THE LORD IS COMING I DAY FEAR O JESUS FORGIVE ME....

IF HEAVEN BIG LIKE NIGERIA E MEAN SAY GOD GO DIVIDE M INTO STATES WHO KNOW ANOTHER TRIBAL WAR FIT START THERE O HMMMM

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:33am On May 30, 2016

Isn't it remarkable, Christians laugh at 'Alice in wonderland' as a fairytale but they are hoping to go to Wonderland

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:34am On May 30, 2016

Atheists need to write a book or something on the principles of atheism. One of those principles must be: Christians are not living life atall.
One can only wonder grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:36am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:
Isn't it remarkable, Christians laugh at 'Alice in wonderland' as a fairytale but they are hoping to go to Wonderland

Christians dont laugh at alice in wonderland, where on earth do you get your facts?

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:36am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
Do you need this money or not?, I change my mind really fast, other atheists are waiting.

I am the one doing you a favour here trying to save your soul so you wouldn't miss the rapture.

Jesus gave me this instruction to give to you all last night when we talked on phone and he told me he would have been here already if not that he stopped to water his horse.

so this should be on my terms, i am the one doing you a service here... send me yo email bros so i can send my A/C.

Money is the root of all evil, bro J has appointment me to keep all your evil for you so you can join him when the rapture comes which is like really really soon.

So bros time is running out, make a decision now and be saved !!! cheesy

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:38am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
Christians dont laugh at alice in wonderland, where on earth do you get your facts?

Wonderland awaits my bros, don't miss your chance!!! grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by Pr0ton: 8:38am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
Ok sir, How do you live better than my "unsuccessful, made-feeble" life? Cos we arent living life atall, So sir, How do you live better than me?

Thousands of ways kid! The superior of all is our mind! That little atheistic-oriented mind does great things than the boring, hurting, hope-bashing, horror-springing, etc religious one. It adds more meaning and beauty to life. Unlimited freedom of thinking and many more wonders. It's your job to figure out others..

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:40am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:

Thousands of ways kid! The superior of all is our mind! That little atheistic-oriented mind does great things than the boring, hurting, hope-bashing, horror-springing, etc religious one. It adds more meaning and beauty to life. Unlimited freedom of thinking and many more wonders. It's your job to figure out others..

God (zeus) have mercy on you for not believing you heretic!!!

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by Pr0ton: 8:41am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

Duuurh what will you atheist gain by picking on our beliefs and faith na You'll burn in hell you fool.

Hell to you and God for all I care grin

Singing "All we are saying is................... "

Give us this money grin

This thread sweet die!!![/quote]

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:42am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

I am the one doing you a favour here trying to save your soul so you wouldn't miss the rapture.

Jesus gave me this instruction to give to you all last night when we talked on phone and he told me he would have been here already if not that he stopped to water his horse.

so this should be on my terms, i am the one doing you a service here... send me yo email bros so i can send me A/C.

Money is the root of all evil, bro J has appointment me to keep all your evil for you so you can join in when the rapture comes which is like really really soon.

So bros time is running out, make a decision now and be saved !!!

"Money is the root of all evil huh undecided

What did you say you were before again? Catholic or christian?
lol
So obvious grin

Go back and tell bros J that we wont fall for such cheap scam, you can always restrategise grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:43am On May 30, 2016

Lilbrown007:
HAHA REALLY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE HORSE O
I WILL REALLY MISS MY PLAY STATION 4
I WILL REALLY MISS MY LAPTOP
WHAT IF I HAVEN'T FINISHED WATCHING THIS GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 AND E HAPPEN I GO VEX O
I WILL REALLY MISS NAIRALAND WHATSAPP FACEBOOK ABI HOW WE GO DO NA
I GO MISS MY TV O
THEY STILL GET GAMES O WAY I NEVER PLAY...JOHNY HOW WE GO DO NA THE LORD IS COMING I DAY FEAR O JESUS FORGIVE ME....

IF HEAVEN BIG LIKE NIGERIA E MEAN SAY GOD GO DIVIDE M INTO STATES WHO KNOW ANOTHER TRIBAL WAR FIT START THERE O HMMMM

My brother forget all these things they are carnal things.

In heaven you'd have no form, no male or female, you'll never be hungry, never need anything.

Just wear white cloth with gold sashes and crown and praise God forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.............. Jeeeez that's a long time to do the same boring shiit over and over again.

Anyway forget that, the point is you'll live forever in the land made of gold...

repent now times is running out!!

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by Pr0ton: 8:43am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

God (zeus) have mercy on you for not believing you heretic!!!

At last one dummy theist could specify what God he refers to grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:44am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:

Thousands of ways kid! The superior of all is our mind! That little atheistic-oriented mind does great things than the boring, hurting, hope-bashing, horror-springing, etc religious one. It adds more meaning and beauty to life. Unlimited freedom of thinking and many more wonders. It's your job to figure out others..

No need for the names "Adult" grin

..Just tell us how you live better than us or add more beauty to life than us.

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:46am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
"Money is the root of all evil huh
What did you say you were before again? Catholic or christian?
lol
So obvious

Dayuuum we have catholic and Christian... **Carrys hand on head**

Go back and tell bros J that we wont fall for such cheap scam, you can always restrategise

Choi so you don't believe i talked to bros Jesus? shocked

.

the bible said in the end people will not believe you when you bring them this message.

"Blessed are those who do not see but yet believe"

Time is running out save your soul my brother this is not a scam, I and Jesus really spoke on phone last night..

Believe me with faith.!!
grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:47am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

Wonderland awaits my bros, don't miss your chance!!!

Oya go ant eat.

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by Pr0ton: 8:48am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
No need for the names "Adult" ..Just tell us how you live better than us or add more beauty to life than us.

Bros dey form reputation grin

ooleri

That's the problem with theists. They just won't think. angry

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:49am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:

Hell to you and God for all I care

Jesu

God cannot go to hell... But wait God is omnipresence (everywhere) hell is somewhere and if God is everywhere then God should also be in hell.

if God is not in hell then God is not everywhere therefore not omnipresence.

Hmmm this one is strong but WTF to hell with that logic... undecided

Give us this money

One more time ... "All we are saying is.............."

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:49am On May 30, 2016

johnydon22:

the bible said in the end people will not believe you when you bring them this message.

Dis one na message of badluck.

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:50am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
Oya go ant eat.

Very important... na sleep eat, sleep eat i go work today!!!

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by winner01(m): 8:51am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:

Bros dey form reputation ooleri

That's the problem with theists. They just won't think.

Once again, I agree we dont think atall. Just tell us how you live better than us na. grin

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:52am On May 30, 2016

winner01:
Dis one na message of badluck.

Ewoooo Jesus shocked

message of end time don turn message of bad luck... Bros na you talk that one, my hand no deh am.. OYO is your case.

Bros Jesus sheeey you deh see them? i gave them the message they called your message supported by your bible badluck..

Oya naaa..

I'm still giving you a chance to save yourself oo send me all your money so you can make it when Jesus arrives.. aaaah aaaah.

what is wrong with you sceptics sef

Re: The End Time Is Imminent Christ Is Almost Here! by johnydon22(m): 8:57am On May 30, 2016

Pr0ton:

Bros dey form reputation ooleri

That's the problem with theists. They just won't think.

Come bros don't derail my thread from the message Jesus gave me to pass because bros J go vex give you if these guys no send me their money keep.. angry

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