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When there is cold and konji is catching you and you discover that you don't have a babe for now, you will be like ''which kin life be this ''

But as a playboy na, you no fit gree, so you summon the courage and tell yourself that you must catch a girl today, no delay.

Then you wear your best cloth and you are ready to make your move, you would be like ''this girl must die for me today''.

Then you sight one fine yellow pawpaw mixed with fanta pretty girl with big back side and the front side is captivating, you be like ....

Then you approach the fine girl and start throwing all your chykin lines, you will be like ''babe, you are the sugar in my tea, the flower in my garden''

I am right on time sits with my ....

When your side chic tells you the pregnancy test result is negative


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Then after all the chykin, she starts blushing, and she tells you that you are too sweet, your head will start swelling up, then you ask her for her phone number and she gives you...

As a play boy na, you just can't wait to knack this girl, then you give her a call to meet you at a fast food joint, you just don't want to rush it too fast, just taking it slowly, and she finally agrees to come to the place...

Then you begin to lavish money on her, all in the name of knacking her later, and she too, feels you are a big boy with too much money, her kind of man, she feels free hanging out with you...

After spending too much money on her, your plan is to take her home, so that you and her can have fun, but you are also trying to be careful, so you ask her ''if she has a boyfriend?'' so that you will know how to run the parol, and she tells you she has a boyfriend who is strong enough to protect her... You will be like....

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Then her boyfriend mistakenly sights her in the restaurant with you, and he approaches both of you, you will be like ''i don die today''...

Then he asks her, ''who is this guy with you'', and she says ''darling, it is just a guy i met on the street ooo'' you will be like...

Then her boyfriend asks you, ''what are you doing with my babe'', you would be like, '' i just came to preach to her, we are doing evangelism in church today''

Then you tell yourself that you will never toast any girl again...

i will come back when it reaches fp

But as a playboy na, you can never stop, then you see another fine girl and you make another move...

.....

Space booking... On point

Then after chykin her, she finally agrees to become you babe, you will be like ''knacking tinz on point''

THE END

Driver....abeg drop me here

I met a lady on nairaland and I mentioned her like:::"HELLO, IT'S ME "


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She was forming James Bond like :::


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I told myself, "I can't Stop o, this bae is too pretty,"
OLUWA,take the wheels:::

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The minute I told her :::

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She was like :::

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OLUWA answered my prayers and she was like;
Smelly, u mean the world to me ::::

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Very soon, I and my Goons will pay her folks a visit like:::

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And am gonna plaster her lips with kisses like ::

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Abeg make una help me HIT the "like" button and clap for me na, I nor try? :::

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Lest I forget-- Her name? Sinaj

I dey come

Lol

REFINER WHAT DA FORK IS 1st pic, 2nd pic, 3rd pic