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10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 8:43am On May 31, 2016
On several occasions, I have accidentally
bumped
into ladies rooms when they were dressing up
and
below are the hilarious ways they act when you
see
them unclad.
Note: Don't think it was a deliberate act, it was
just
accidental
*Clears throat*
10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys
Accidentally See Them Unclad

1. They Scream loudly
This is very common with every lady. When you
enter
her room without knocking and see her unclad
she
will scream so loud as if you point gun at her

2. They start Avoiding you
This is also very common with every lady. Some
of
them do shakara pass Agbani Darego that you
will
begin to wonder if there's a man on earth that is
worthy of seeing their unclothedness. The
moment
you see these ones unclad they feel
embarrassed and
start avoiding you afterwards.

3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover
themselves
I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped
into
her room without knocking. She quickly looked
for an
object to grab just to cover herself up but
unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis
babe
grab newspaper take cover body.. Smh

4. They start raining Curses on you
Some ladies will start raining curses on you with
sango, ogun and the likes that you will begin to
wonder if there's anything special in their bodies
which you haven't seen before.
5. They make Ra.pe allegation against you
I have once experienced this sometime last
year.
When I bumped into her room and accidentally
saw
her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the
door and locked it with keys after which she
started
calling neighbours to come to her rescue from
****

6. They resort to bang you
This is not an exaggeration at all. It once
happened to
a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them
will
quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to
kuku
do it, after all, you have seen what they have
been
hiding from you.

7. They start Interrogating you
Some of them will start throwing relevant and
irrelevant questions in the process. They start
asking
expected questions such as, "can't you knock?,
don't
you know I'm unclad before entering my
room?", "
now that you have seen me unclad, you are
happy
now shey? B4 nko why I no go happy?

8. They Run like Usain Bolt
I remember vividly when one babe in my villa
was
coming from the bathroom when her towel
unexpectedly untied from her body when all
guys
were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You
need to
see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I
swear
Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her

9. They quickly switch off the light
Let's assume it happened at night, some of them
will
quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you
to
vacate the room

10. They start Wailing
Some of them will become PDP tyrants
immediately.
They will start telling you how you have no
regard for
a lady and that you were supposed to close your
eyes
instead of staring at their unclothedness.

I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
Feel free to add yours
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by iceberylin(m): 8:47am On May 31, 2016
You walk in on a dope Naked lady and you didn't bang then or later? Forget it. You a Rev
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 8:48am On May 31, 2016
Bt wil be proud2 b seen in a bikini
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by seunny4lif(m): 8:53am On May 31, 2016
grin grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Kylekent59: 9:32am On May 31, 2016
11. She will ask you what you saw. Smh y I con get eyes, no be to see
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 9:50am On May 31, 2016
Me i'll just kill the guy so that he won't be able to tell anyone.
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by ivyy(f): 10:02am On May 31, 2016
OP just don't let tosine2much catch you.
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 10:03am On May 31, 2016
Enypie:
Me i'll just kill the guy so that he won't be able to tell anyone.
he won't be able to tell anyone that ?
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 10:08am On May 31, 2016
ivyy:
OP just don't let tosine2much catch you.
alright ma
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by ShaqFu: 10:11am On May 31, 2016
OP, you also forgot to add, they get angry. Lol. I remember seeing a girl naked sometime during my school days. She was having her bath outside the hostel thinking nobody was around. Men! What I saw eh, chisos! I opened my mouth and said, "babe your boyfriend dey enjoy oh, only him for all this yellow booby and yellow yansh, chai! No wonder him dey fuck_ you everyday". Her reply was a torrent of anger starting with "na god go punish your papa". grin

LMAO.
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by ShaqFu: 10:13am On May 31, 2016
ivyy:
OP just don't let tosine2much catch you.
Excuse me, I wouldn't mind accidentally walking in on you, naked_ you seem delicious to look at even with your clothes on, fancy what you'll look like naked_ wink smiley
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 10:14am On May 31, 2016
ShaqFu:
OP, you also forgot to add, they get angry. Lol. I remember seeing a girl naked sometime during my school days. She was having her bath outside the hostel thinking nobody was around. Men! What I saw eh, chisos! I opened my mouth and said, "babe your boyfriend dey enjoy oh, only him for all this yellow booby and yellow yansh, chai! No wonder him dey fuck_ you everyday". Her reply was a torrent of anger starting with "na god go punish your papa". grin

LMAO.
haaaahaaaaa cheesy
ShaqFu:
OP, you also forgot to add, they get angry. Lol. I remember seeing a girl naked sometime during my school days. She was having her bath outside the hostel thinking nobody was around. Men! What I saw eh, chisos! I opened my mouth and said, "babe your boyfriend dey enjoy oh, only him for all this yellow booby and yellow yansh, chai! No wonder him dey fuck_ you everyday". Her reply was a torrent of anger starting with "na god go punish your papa". grin

LMAO.
haaaahaaaaa
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by youngberry001(m): 10:16am On May 31, 2016
Lolx
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 10:16am On May 31, 2016
ivyy:
OP just don't let tosine2much catch you.
allow me to bump into u
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Strawman: 11:15am On May 31, 2016
Ehm.. I thought one guy named tosyne2much made a thread like this once huh
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 11:20am On May 31, 2016
Strawman:
Ehm.. I thought one guy named tosyne2much made a thread like this once huh
ivy understands
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 12:19pm On May 31, 2016
I only blame Eve for eating the forbidden fruit,cos every girl on earth would have being walking naked cool
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by makydebbie(f): 1:18pm On May 31, 2016
lol...i havnt experience dat..juhan come ooo...shey e don happen to you before?
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 1:23pm On May 31, 2016
makydebbie:
lol...i havnt experience dat..juhan come ooo...shey e don happen to you before?
let me have ur address........
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 1:25pm On May 31, 2016
sauceny:
I only blame Eve for eating the forbidden fruit,cos every girl on earth would have being walking naked cool
agreed but what about men
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by makydebbie(f): 1:26pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
let me have ur address........
so dat you will see me unclad??...i just dey look you!...juhan comma catch this boy for me!!!
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 1:32pm On May 31, 2016
makydebbie:
so dat you will see me unclad??...i just dey look you!...juhan comma catch this boy for me!!!
lol ....that's not what I really meant...u said u havnt experienced it b4......nd I wanted u hav a little experience by askn 4 ur address.......black is beauty th
o
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by ivyy(f): 1:46pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
allow me to bump into u
shocked shocked how na grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by makydebbie(f): 1:47pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
lol ....that's not what I really meant...u said u havnt experienced it b4......nd I wanted u hav a little experience by askn 4 ur address.......black is beauty th
o
lol..thank you!..
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 1:51pm On May 31, 2016
makydebbie:
lol..thank you!..
its nt polite for a lady to drop her mobile no on any thread.....pls can I give u mine ?
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by makydebbie(f): 1:59pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
its nt polite for a lady to drop her mobile no on any thread.....pls can I give u mine ?
so that i will flash ehn!...
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 2:17pm On May 31, 2016
makydebbie:
so that i will flash ehn!...
yh .....can I ?
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by makydebbie(f): 2:25pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
yh .....can I ?
lipsrsealed
kratosonofzeus:
yh .....can I ?
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 2:29pm On May 31, 2016
makydebbie:
lipsrsealed
I bet it u will find me intresting...but I bet u wil fall for me wen u cee my pics on whatsapp.......ur permission pls...??
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 2:36pm On May 31, 2016
Enypie:
Me i'll just kill the guy so that he won't be able to tell anyone.
giv me ur address
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by makydebbie(f): 2:36pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
I bet it u will find me intresting...but I bet u wil fall for me wen u cee my pics on whatsapp.......ur permission pls...??
baby do you have anyone to vote for miss nl?
Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Behave When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kratosonofzeus(op): 2:39pm On May 31, 2016
makydebbie:
baby do you have anyone to vote for miss nl?
not yet......re u one of em.....contestant ??
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