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iLegend:
Haha I dey laugh u. You regained your strength cuz someone came to your rescue. Kpele.

I went offline for hours,my live doesn't revolve around nairaland like yours,,,beat it,,,, I am in no need or mood to prove anything,,,, don't use intimation to drive a point,, it's fallacious, I even thought u were educated

What the f@uk... This tricks works pretty well.... Today my boring girlfriend was just over me.. Am happy... Op thanks alot...
Abeg bring the part 2

hibiscus76:
I derive joy disappointing people like the op.

Amen to that

iLegend:
Now I officially like you.

HMMMMMMM

iLegend:
Haha I dey laugh u. You regained your strength cuz someone came to your rescue. Kpele.

To be successful, you have to accept and understand the Law of Polarization, which states in a simple sentence;

“Everything in life has two sides to it..”

People have two sides to how they see things.

A group will see it from the left, while others will see it from the right.

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iLegend:
I'll only send it to the people who value it, and you're one of them. No problem.

thanks boss.. my email

iLegend:
Hahahaha commot dere joor. I'm acting all gay in my room here. I hope Buhari won't read this chat. I'm scared of 14 years in jail.

if HMMMMM,,ain't comment enough,,,I don't know what is

iLegend:
Yeah! Why I reply the people who see it from the left (a little harshly) is to help the people who see it from the right never to change their minds and try it first, before they discard it.

Cool input.

I totally understand you.. It's penetratingly sick how you see some people bring an interesting and working piece of information down simply because they themselves couldn't do it..

Just because because a person couldn't go inside the Moon, doesn't mean another person can't.. #sadForMediocre

Why they disagree with good information is because they don't want to change their level and move higher, and now they never want another person to move above them..

God, I feel sad for people with failure personalities..

A mentor of mine, Napoleon Hill, always say to me that;

“Most people are never successful today because they already fail before even starting.. ”

Instead of saying this information isn't reasonable..

A successfully personality will say "how can I try this out and make it reasonable.."

I love the post tho'.. It got me cracking and thumbs up!

macaranta:
A crate of origin for u

you had to wuote all??

Nice write up Ilegend. ... I'll need the part 2...

iLegend:
Then, you didn't start from the onset. And you haven't built rapport or connection. If you had and she replies with Lol, then you say: just make sure you don't laugh and fall inside gutter o! Your life is still precious to your family.

Or when you're done laughing cook indomie for me I'm sending someone to come take it, (it doesn't matter if you're in Nigeria and she's on France). All it does is it makes her try to type something to you.

Mind you, I didn't say you should just be funny. You ain't no AY. Mix it with sexual connotation, but if you belong to the nice guy group, it'll look so unnatural to some girls. Don't worry they'll get use to it. It's just matter of time.

And sometimes when she replies with "LOL" don't say anything; chat with other people till she reinitiates the conversation. If she doesn't, after some minutes, hours or days, then you reply with, "guess what?" And she says, "what?" You say, "just guess first, don't be lazy." Whatever she says again don't reply her till further notice. If you wish to reply, then no p.

Modify: Also remember, most times it's NOT what you say, but WHO is saying it.

If Jim Iyke says everything naughty the girl will smile or laugh, but if Ramsey Nuoah says it, he'll sound like a pervert, because no one expects that from him.

People respond based on your image and reputation. Buhari can't talk dirty, but Robert Mugabe can. Got it?

Nice one bro, am good to go.

how or where can we get d sextapes?

iLegend:
Then, you didn't start from the onset. And you haven't built rapport or connection. If you had and she replies with Lol, then you say: just make sure you don't laugh and fall inside gutter o! Your life is still precious to your family.

Or when you're done laughing cook indomie for me I'm sending someone to come take it, (it doesn't matter if you're in Nigeria and she's on France). All it does is it makes her try to type something to you.

Mind you, I didn't say you should just be funny. You ain't no AY. Mix it with sexual connotation, but if you belong to the nice guy group, it'll look so unnatural to some girls. Don't worry they'll get use to it. It's just matter of time.

And sometimes when she replies with "LOL" don't say anything; chat with other people till she reinitiates the conversation. If she doesn't, after some minutes, hours or days, then you reply with, "guess what?" And she says, "what?" You say, "just guess first, don't be lazy." Whatever she says again don't reply her till further notice. If you wish to reply, then no p.

Modify: Also remember, most times it's NOT what you say, but WHO is saying it.

If Jim Iyke says everything naughty the girl will smile or laugh, but if Ramsey Nuoah says it, he'll sound like a pervert, because no one expects that from him.

People respond based on your image and reputation. Buhari can't talk dirty, but Robert Mugabe can. Got it?

Nice one bro,, u are a genius in this game.

How do you reply to any Gist for me or anything for me

hibiscus76:
Very dry... its high time you started thinking with your brains OP and not with what you have btw your legs...that way you'll succeed in life..
See how you devoted so much time making researches and coming up with this very long note and all for what?? Some thread teaching people how to convince ladies to have an explicit chat..is that all you have upstairs? Come on, this is a jet age..all I'm saying is invest your time thinking of innovations joor

Warning.... salt trying to be sugar. if guys do all according to your above wish list u call them boring and call guys who are adventurous and humorous fun to be and wish you could tie them down(marriage) only to yourself so you could have all that fun to yourself. But too bad those kind guys aren't meant for one lady. What comes out from most women mouth is not the same in what is in their heart. Pretenders aleart. No offence

Wonraafull
U d boss bro

Nice one chief.. mail me part 2 pls ib4real95@gmail.com

Bros abeg, send the part 2 ....pchikaodili@gmail.com

iLegend:
1. any Gist for me?
You: Na the last Gist-string (G-string) I just dash out. You came too late. (Which one are you wearing? A-string?)

2. anything for me?
The only thing way remain dey inside trouser o! U wan see am? Lie lie I no go show u.

Listen: This technique is very easy. When someone asks a question, pay attention to the KEY WORD(S) that you can misinterpret to something opposite of what they meant. Misinterpret it literarily or sexually. Make it so spontaneous to get the real effect when spoken.

The key words I found in your above questions were Thing (u know na - package), and Gist which could be misinterpreted to mean the G-string of a guitar or a female underwear. The more you do this the better you become. Never let a woman know you have these skills, else you lose the spark it would've caused.

This is why NL babes are acting all defensive, because they've seen were we're slaughtering the cow. If only you'll give the meat to them without knowing where and how the cow was killed and slaughtered; they wouldn't have been defensive. Them go just chop the meat dey smile and laugh dey go.

When someone knows the source of your power; it loses it's appeal and power. So, HIDE IT.

This type of chatting technique is only for someone you would love to bang, else answer it the normal boring way. The MATURED WAY.

Understood?

Abeg, what about the remaining part

ILEGEND, it's working like tramadol.

Since yesterday. Though I'm not the boring type, I'm just spicing it all up!

Thanks

iLegend:
Wow! You don't have a single sense of humor. I'm jokingly/sarcastically reconciling with you, but you never got it. I'll never ever reply you again on NL, except I forget you're the one. Replying every single post affects my reputation. It makes me look common. I need to go back to my old ways. Reply 5% ignore 95%. Look at what you've caused to the innocent people in here.

I left 100+ messages on Whatsapp to reply and I'm here cracking jokes with you. I have changed.

How old are you? In fact, don't worry. Gosh! edetty. Smh.

u reconcile with an apology,,,,that's what mature people do,,,since ur asking after my age

This sh!t is insane...works like magic..