Rx350:


Ayam from Ogoni land oo.. Go and ask your President how far...

@SMartins and Fraiser are Niger Delta Avengers ooo!

No just Bleep up ooo!

uchelvlink:
Yes we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday

lol... Ok o, make we dey see sha, bur no forget my promise o, if dis words of urs come to pass, I sha fulfil my promise...

NYSC are not serious......LET the protest Begin!! NYSC BLEEP UP!!SCRapt this NONsense..BUHari and Kazaure are failures...NOnesense

Fraiser:
lmao... Lvlink u sure sey no b redemption camp u dey talk ba? E b lyk sey dem get program o, lvlink dear oya tell, na which of d camps u dey talk? Redemption camp of deeper life camp?

Camp na Camp, it depends on the one you wan go!

uchelvlink:
The Message is clear dearie, we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

wait o e b like sey na tomoro b saturday o... Ohh ohhh... Now I get na next week saturday u dey talk, I don get d logic, tank God for my brain wey shap like blade...

Skydweller:

uchelvlink! Uchelvlink!! Uchelvlink!!! I dey warn you now o. If u no stop this saturday and sunday tins enh, I go do you wetin i do Ngozi in 1975 o.

baba abeg pardon her for me abeg...

Kinghenreey:

I swear that's a nice idea. few days back, I frustrated one of NYSC mobilization guy. I ve always tried his number and the guy will not pick. Naso i just vex say today oo na me and you. I promised myself to give am 200 missed calls. when the thing reached 63, he picked am. Naso me too vex i no con talk. I CONTINUED this for about an hour by putting ma phone on Auto-dial. after like over 100times, the guy con switch off the phone. i con leave for abt 2hrs and then strt again. I can feel the FRUSTRATION all over him. I Con send am message that "what you just felt is a little portion of the frustration i face everyday wetin for una good news." Aswear that day it felt as if i won a TROPHY. I will willingly do the same to Minister of Finance if i catch her number. If them say i no go rest, Aswaer they too no go rest

Lmao ... Crazy dude , that's dope thou

daudae1:
NYSC are not serious......LET the protest Begin!! NYSC BLEEP UP!!SCRapt this NONsense..BUHari and Kazaure are failures...NOnesense

lwkmd... Tank God sey me don know since february sey nysc is not serious... Now am not heart broken...

haywhy17:


My dear....don't be miraged by this stupid country, the senator just confirmed most people have been saying here about the release of fund.....he confirmed that as at yesterday,the fund is still yet to be released simply because the country does not have the money...but hopefully today it MIGHT be released.and camping myt be mid week of the coming week...though if the fund is released today and disbursed immediately, I dont doubt the possibility of being in camp on Sunday too because I'm sure the DG won't wanna be labeled a liar or incompetent...

I wish all of us a happy weekend .... We are all feeling the pain together... (Unto the next film)

oga even if na next year u enter camp, dia must b a SATURDAY and SUNDAY. unless if na 5 days u go spend for camp starting from monday to friday.

Na wetin anty uchelvlink dey stress b dat

lovingT:


Yes dear. Very possible. I believe u....... but the truth is 2016 is full of Saturdays and Sundays. so which are u talking about.

na next week satuday she dey talk... No b tomoro..

Skydweller:

so you know. And you still dey carry this good news. Since you knew what i did to Ngozi in 1975, oya secretly come inside my room make i do similar thing to u. Make sure say fraiser no see u.

ahhahhahh... If I get u enh, I go give ur joystick to my rotweiller make hin use am do chewing stick...

Skydweller:

so you know. And you still dey carry this good news. Since you knew what i did to Ngozi in 1975, oya secretly come inside my room make i do similar thing to u. Make sure say fraiser no see u because that guy fit wan con enter set.

lol... Baba I no dey play set o...

It is well with you all. A friend could not get a good job for his daughter without nysc certificate, he has just told her to come up with a good business plan. I am considering same for my ward. She has stayed too long at home.

Buhari-led government has failed stream II PCM and all Nigerians.

uchelvlink:
No dey form Bros ooo, cos if i catch you around 5: O'clock in the morning your life will not remain the same!

Cc
Fraiser

choi babe u just dey burst my head, I dey feel u pass nysc form aswear, if my maye don pay, I go book ticket for u make u come block me for dubai, I need to flex u aswear... His life will b automatically reconfigured....

daudae1:
NYSC are not serious......LET the protest Begin!! NYSC BLEEP UP!!SCRapt this NONsense..BUHari and Kazaure are failures...NOnesense

Yhu just dey realize say them be f*ck boys...

Lopsie:


Happy birthday. LLNP + a prosperous and fulfilled year. Have fun bro, don't give Nysc d opportunity to steal ur happiness today


Free palm wine and bush meat for u till day break.

Abeg give my guy d full discriotion of ur ministry whr we get enuf (varieties) of bush meat, nd pammie neva runs dry.

AxeurdaddyIX:
CountDown to June 20.

June 20? Abeg, pack jare

eelipumper:

Thanks xo much. I trust your palmie ministry... E can't fit dull n nysc never baf reach to spoil ma day. I'll bask in the sunlight and dance in the rain.

d ministry wishes to compliment u wit free bottles if evry drink available, cancel as many as u can.

Have fun as we c u in camp SATURDAY and SUNDAY (wink)

Xander08:
For all those people who still have false hope of going to camp this weekend please just forget about it. The inability of A16 stream 2 PCMs not being able to go to camp has little to do with the DG. The issue on ground is that the money has been approved but to get the money takes a whole lot of process. The process took a while when Nigeria's economy wasn't this bad let alone now that everything is Crashing. The only way that money could be made available to NYSC as early as possible is if the body mounts pressure on the central bank of Nigeria and the PCMs mount choking pressure on NYSC.

choi na situation lyk dis dey always make me remember my dear Jonathan, if na Jonathan give dis kyn approval, within 30 minute Dasuki go don release money...

daudae1:
NYSC are not serious......LET the protest Begin!! NYSC BLEEP UP!!SCRapt this NONsense..BUHari and Kazaure are failures...NOnesense

Happy new year

For whoever want to talk to the finance minister, Kemi Adeosun...07077427705


Source: Sahara reporters

And here is the invitation

WeedyGonzalez:
e Easy no be to siddon on top chair for inside house? Me I dey siddon on top old Mitsubishi engine outside Moshood workshop

lmao... Baba na opportunity b dat na, I for advise u make u kuku sign 6 months wit Moshood now till november, no knowledge is waste o...

Fraiser:
lol... Tolu alakoba, o fe koba mi

may Almighty God forgive u....

Kinghenreey:
Now i just accomplished another feet for maself. I just Invited myself, NYSC DG and all his mobilization department to resume Camp on 6th of June. Thank God say I get their number. let's see how them go react when they see a message coming from NYSC itself. ohh im so fucking enjoy this

You deserve a Nobel prize for this!

MemphisDepay:
you no play win or draw ni? Abi na straight win?

baba d win or draw sef don cast, if for sey I know na go go I for carry... Dat one for come...

i dey patiently wait for kemi adeosun (min of finance my foot) number,if i hear say i no call ha 50 tyms daily, even ha husband self go complain...she get mind withold funds wey presidency don approve. Make person help me wit dat girl number abeg...my blood dey hot.

innosaint27:
I have been on recess, naturing the virtue of patience & boosting my faith to the end of singing hallelujah sooner than NYSC's illogical soon.
Today is the last working day of the week & like a flash of lightening, the hopes of the Nigerian graduates awaiting the "Otondo" nomenclature is fast fading. The recent recorded phone conversations with Sen.Obinna Ogba is a vital revelation to exonerate the DG from being crucified naked, although his mediocrity has thus far surpassed his hospitality.
I am still wallowing in unbelief that Nigeria, the giant of Africa (maybe no more) is flat broke, therefore scrambling around to raise 13 billion naira for 2016 NYSC scheme. How are the mighty fallen! smh
The minister of finance & her ministry have been implicated to be the celebrated architect of our delay now. Dear Minister of finance, is sourcing 13 billion NAIRA not even DOLLARS an uphill task to accomplish? Are the recovered stolen funds so far, labelled UNTOUCHABLE or TOUCH & DIE or have they been eaten up already by the "money Ebola"? Is the CBN's vaults & the nation's treasury bald like a monk? Pls & pls, our situation has crossed the phase where the phrase " calm down" works magic. This is now a case of severe emergency.
The presidential election campaign of both PMB & GEJ in 2015 saw huge donations from individuals & corporate bodies in fantastic billions of naira. These individuals are not dead, they are still alive & so, why can't they come up once again to donate or lend 13 billion naira to the FG to clear this shame of NO FUNDS FOR NYSC. Oh, I'm sorry, you all did it for political appointments & contracts. Abeg make una no vex!
A country like Nigeria with no valid plan nor priority for the welfare & affairs of the youth especially the graduates in this case is one that lacks a future. Currently, Nigeria lives in the past, we do not have a today neither is there a tomorrow yet.
I want to still believe that before the end of today, a miracle can still happen. Men have failed us multiple times, God certainly cannot fail us.


INNOCENT
Writing from Benin City, Edo State,
South South, Nigeria.

Cc:
Fraiser
Sydneyboss
Villagegoat
et al

innosaint nice one, i have greatly missed u here bro, u are welcom back... Your write up is excellently sketched...

Johncuba:
i dey patiently wait for kemi adeosun (min of finance my foot) number,if i hear say i no call ha 50 tyms daily, even ha husband self go complain...she get mind withold funds wey presidency don approve. Make person help me wit dat girl number abeg...my blood dey hot.

08077427705....don't be too aggressive in your approach bro. Be calm. Just a suggestion tho

Johncuba:
i dey patiently wait for kemi adeosun (min of finance my foot) number,if i hear say i no call ha 50 tyms daily, even ha husband self go complain...she get mind withold funds wey presidency don approve. Make person help me wit dat girl number abeg...my blood dey hot.

Just take a few scrolls up. Her number is there and please be very aggressive. No calmness

Fraiser:
baba d win or draw sef don cast, if for sey I know na go go I for carry... Dat one for come...

NYSC winning in all angles even if na handicap self

Just got a legit info dat camp would be opened on d 20th of June, so u people should stop hoping 4 dis week nd starting making preparations for 20th...