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| What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 12:28pm On Jun 06, 2016*. Modified: 12:55pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
My boyfriend just broke up with me barely an hour ago. His reason was that I was too inquisitive. I went to his place to find out why he didnt't pick my calls in two days, why he didn't return my calls and why he didn't even try to get in touch with me throughout the weekend. I just figured that he was looking for an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, he said something about thinking I could change him but unfortunately I couldn't. I'm here like, "when was I ever given the power to change another human being?" I can't change you if you don't want to change ![]() Nairalanders, please what is the most ridiculous break up line your ever heard? |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 12:31pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
I can't say it publicly, because he's popular here on nairaland. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by dollyjoy(f): 12:35pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
He said "I can't control you, And i was like "who gave you my life remote before"? ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by toyeoye(m): 12:40pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:get over it and tell us what he said. will he beat you up? |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
"I know you are a good man but I'm not the right person for you. God will bring you a better lady" Like wtf? ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
"My cat doesn't like you." ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by bitchcrafts: 12:51pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
"You're too smart for my liking" , I guess money wise ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 1:00pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
got none. i do the breaking up mostly. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by rosieluv(f): 1:00pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
he said am breakin up wiv u for ur own good,crioxli man? |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by BUHARIISCURSED(m): 1:03pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
Never had a heart-break in my life, rather i break them hearts ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by horlamelekan(m): 1:11pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
she said "I need time to focus on my career. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
CaroLyner:yimu ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 1:21pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:haha..oh ye doubtful one |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
CaroLyner:call me Thomas ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 1:30pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:we both know what happened to thomas in the end |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
CaroLyner:No, I don't! I have torn bible ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by theEYe21(f): 1:45pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
It's not you, it's me ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Consiglier: 1:47pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
CaroLyner:You don't say? |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by captainbangz: 1:47pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
'I say no want Bleep again, name by force? |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by alobright17(m): 1:50pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
You're from Umuahia and I'm from Nnewi,My Parents this and that blah Blah Blah.funny thing is till date we're still having the wonderful feelings even though we're no longer dating,but we're still.....................at any giving opportunity,Can't stop loving her yes I said it I can't and she also can't. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by theEYe21(f): 1:51pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
Err.... I'm still thinking... ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 2:11pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
CaroLyner:what's the most ridiculous line you used to breakup with an ex? ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 2:55pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by EOOJ(m): 2:58pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
He broke up with her because she loves him more than he loves her ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by LordOfNaira: 3:20pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
Izen:You must have been a possessive partner. His breakup line was courageous. Possessive partners are difficult to manage. They do not know how to appreciate individual differences and they are not healthy people to have a child grow up with or around. They will raise their children to have low self concept. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by faruz: 3:20pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
searching |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
You know I loved you but my heart belongs to someone else |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by GoldenJAT(m): 3:35pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
the ones that said nothing nko?u just started seeing urselfs as frnds. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by rosieluv(f): 3:39pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
elomez:criozli? dats hrtbrkin na |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 3:46pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
LordofNairaland:If me asking you why you didn't pick my calls for two days and didn't bother to call me means I'm possessive, then so be it. I was only trying to be a caring gf. You don't know anything about me and you automatically concluded that I must be possessive. Please take several seats. My friend still asked me if I snoop and I told her no, she looked at me weirdly as if that's abnormal. Now tell me, if I'm so possessive like you say, why don't I snoop? Excuse me if you don't have something better to say please. Not in the best of moods. |
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