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| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by chulo132(m): 6:59pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
I once told a girl that I had malaria and I have taken all kind of drugs but it wouldn't go away but I'm yet to do HIV test, that was the last I heard from her.. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
rosieluv:Yeah. I had to move on with my life and now I hardly ever know if I had him as an ex before because someone better erased that memory. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 9:58pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:"" ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
CaroLyner:hmmm |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by LordOfNaira: 1:45am On Jun 07, 2016 |
Izen:Alright, I am very very sorry, sweetheart. But you must understand that possessive people don't always know that they are possessive. For instance, some people cannot bear to let their partners out of their sight. They expect their partners to translate it into love but their partners translate it into some sort of choking that is not healthy for a relationship. They think they are showing love but they do not know that they are choking their partners. Do not take your boyfriend's breakup lines as ridiculous. It might be a pointer to helping you build yourself up in readiness for the next relationship or even for this relationship that you think you have lost. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by coyy(m): 2:04am On Jun 07, 2016 |
i once told a girl if we didn't stop dating, she would end up hating me.. a girl broke up with me and said "you are too difficult to understand". |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 9:11am On Jun 07, 2016 |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 9:30am On Jun 07, 2016 |
Izen:So sorry about the break up, you and I can start something serious, you don't have to waste time again. What do you think? |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ETHIX(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:Pls tell them I won't be angry. I promise. Let's forget the past and move on. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Highbhee(m): 2:00pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
I asked You to Boil small Egg,Fry the Bigger Egg.
But you fried the Small Egg,Boiled the d bigger Egg" it s over |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
ETHIX:Hi. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by gbens2000(m): 2:17pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
CaroLyner:lie lie. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by gbens2000(m): 2:24pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
u guys are so funny.but i think mine should,u ave too many female friends.i really liked her tho |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 8:41pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
DoxaEnterprise:I know you mean well but I need a break right now. Thanks. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Vikky014(f): 10:05pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
EOOJ:funny |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by firstking01(m): 10:56pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:a typical friendzoning statemen ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by firstking01(m): 10:57pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d:a typical friendzoning statement ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
firstking01:Lol. She didn't friendzone me. She only wanted to move on from my shiiit |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by EOOJ(m): 1:52am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Vikky014:yes oooo....and as at den, he wasnt the typa guy that talks or airs his views readily... She loved him too much dat she probably could do anytin for him o...everytin oshofree But the guy just didnt feel comfortable and wasnt sure if he loved her dat much n wasnt a player so didnt want to harm her in anyway so he left quietly. I hear they are still gud friends till date ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Vikky014(f): 8:23am On Jun 09, 2016 |
EOOJ:lol...i pity that guy oo. bc he might end up wt a bad wife for treating d girl dt way |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by EOOJ(m): 9:27am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Vikky014:ah ah.... I dont tink he treated her badly o kos they both settled amicably ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Vikky014(f): 10:49am On Jun 09, 2016 |
EOOJ:alright |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Freesia20(f): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Do you really love and care about me? Yes now. Can we let go for now because you are far above me and can't wait for me after 4 years of relationship |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ETHIX(m): 7:57pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:Hi |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by lanrywatt(m): 10:47pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Izen:I know it hurts but he has a point, there is love in correction.. ..u can learn from what he said, just look into urself and make amends where necessary. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 11:15pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
lanrywatt:There's no point. The relationship packed up anyway. |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 12:23am On Aug 19, 2016*. Modified: 12:48am On Aug 19, 2016 |
We had lil issues ova dinner dat romantic evening...while e was helping out wit d dishes e said "I dnt trust Benin girls" nd I was lyk "really! derez no point being wit u anymore" (we both laughed cos i was wearing an engagement ring frm him) E was shocked to his bones wen e dropped me off nd I walked ova to d drivers corner held out his ring nd told him "I wud no longer b niding dis,kip it for d one u trust. am done!"
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| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Siaprah(f): 12:36am On Aug 19, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:Nairaland celeb...he can't touch you na Lol share with us biko |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by lanrywatt(m): 10:00am On Aug 20, 2016 |
Izen:Ehyah, shit happens... Move on dear |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MrCork: 10:05am On Aug 20, 2016 |
dollyjoy: ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MrCork: 10:08am On Aug 20, 2016 |
...she open the bak door & said ***Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout....my husband is back!!** ![]() |
| Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 10:13am On Aug 20, 2016 |
The person above me is an olodo ![]() |
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