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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by chulo132(m): 6:59pm On Jun 06, 2016
I once told a girl that I had malaria and I have taken all kind of drugs but it wouldn't go away but I'm yet to do HIV test, that was the last I heard from her..
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 06, 2016
rosieluv:
criozli? dats hrtbrkin na
Yeah. I had to move on with my life and now I hardly ever know if I had him as an ex before because someone better erased that memory.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 9:58pm On Jun 06, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
what's the most ridiculous line you used to breakup with an ex? grin
"" grin
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 06, 2016
CaroLyner:
"" grin
hmmm
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by LordOfNaira: 1:45am On Jun 07, 2016
Izen:
If me asking you why you didn't pick my calls for two days and didn't bother to call me means I'm possessive, then so be it. I was only trying to be a caring gf. You don't know anything about me and you automatically concluded that I must be possessive. Please take several seats. My friend still asked me if I snoop and I told her no, she looked at me weirdly as if that's abnormal. Now tell me, if I'm so possessive like you say, why don't I snoop? Excuse me if you don't have something better to say please. Not in the best of moods.
Alright, I am very very sorry, sweetheart.

But you must understand that possessive people don't always know that they are possessive. For instance, some people cannot bear to let their partners out of their sight. They expect their partners to translate it into love but their partners translate it into some sort of choking that is not healthy for a relationship. They think they are showing love but they do not know that they are choking their partners.

Do not take your boyfriend's breakup lines as ridiculous. It might be a pointer to helping you build yourself up in readiness for the next relationship or even for this relationship that you think you have lost.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by coyy(m): 2:04am On Jun 07, 2016
i once told a girl if we didn't stop dating, she would end up hating me..

a girl broke up with me and said "you are too difficult to understand".
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by CaroLyner(f): 9:11am On Jun 07, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
hmmm
i once said i was travelling abroad.grin
which wasnt true of cos
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 9:30am On Jun 07, 2016
Izen:
My boyfriend just broke up with me barely an hour ago. His reason was that I was too inquisitive. I went to his place to find out why he didnt't pick my calls in two days, why he didn't return my calls and why he didn't even try to get in touch with me throughout the weekend. I just figured that he was looking for an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, he said something about thinking I could change him but unfortunately I couldn't. I'm here like, "when was I ever given the power to change another human being?" I can't change you if you don't want to change undecided
Nairalanders, please what is the most ridiculous break up line your ever heard?
So sorry about the break up, you and I can start something serious, you don't have to waste time again. What do you think?
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ETHIX(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
I can't say it publicly, because he's popular here on nairaland.
Pls tell them I won't be angry. I promise.

Let's forget the past and move on.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Highbhee(m): 2:00pm On Jun 07, 2016
I asked You to Boil small Egg,Fry the Bigger Egg. But you fried the Small Egg,Boiled the d bigger Egg" it s over
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ForeverYoung197(f): 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2016
ETHIX:
Pls tell them I won't be angry. I promise.

Let's forget the past and move on.
Hi.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by gbens2000(m): 2:17pm On Jun 07, 2016
CaroLyner:
got none.
i do the breaking up mostly.
lie lie.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by gbens2000(m): 2:24pm On Jun 07, 2016
u guys are so funny.but i think mine should,u ave too many female friends.i really liked her tho
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 8:41pm On Jun 08, 2016
DoxaEnterprise:
So sorry about the break up, you and I can start something serious, you don't have to waste time again. What do you think?
I know you mean well but I need a break right now. Thanks.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Vikky014(f): 10:05pm On Jun 08, 2016
EOOJ:
He broke up with her because she loves him more than he loves her grin
funny
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by firstking01(m): 10:56pm On Jun 08, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
"I know you are a good man but I'm not the right person for you. God will bring you a better lady"
Like wtf? undecided
a typical friendzoning statemen undecided
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by firstking01(m): 10:57pm On Jun 08, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
"I know you are a good man but I'm not the right person for you. God will bring you a better lady"
Like wtf? undecided
a typical friendzoning statement undecided
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jun 08, 2016
firstking01:
a typical friendzoning statement undecided
Lol. She didn't friendzone me. She only wanted to move on from my shiiit
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by EOOJ(m): 1:52am On Jun 09, 2016
Vikky014:
funny
yes oooo....and as at den, he wasnt the typa guy that talks or airs his views readily... She loved him too much dat she probably could do anytin for him o...everytin oshofree grin But the guy just didnt feel comfortable and wasnt sure if he loved her dat much n wasnt a player so didnt want to harm her in anyway so he left quietly. I hear they are still gud friends till date grin
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Vikky014(f): 8:23am On Jun 09, 2016
EOOJ:
yes oooo....and as at den, he wasnt the typa guy that talks or airs his views readily... She loved him too much dat she probably could do anytin for him o...everytin oshofree grin But the guy just didnt feel comfortable and wasnt sure if he loved her dat much n wasnt a player so didnt want to harm her in anyway so he left quietly. I hear they are still gud friends till date grin
lol...i pity that guy oo. bc he might end up wt a bad wife for treating d girl dt way
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by EOOJ(m): 9:27am On Jun 09, 2016
Vikky014:
lol...i pity that guy oo. bc he might end up wt a bad wife for treating d girl dt way
ah ah.... grin I dont tink he treated her badly o kos they both settled amicably tongue
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Vikky014(f): 10:49am On Jun 09, 2016
EOOJ:
ah ah.... grin I dont tink he treated her badly o kos they both settled amicably tongue
alright
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Freesia20(f): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2016
Do you really love and care about me? Yes now. Can we let go for now because you are far above me and can't wait for me after 4 years of relationship
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by ETHIX(m): 7:57pm On Aug 17, 2016
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by lanrywatt(m): 10:47pm On Aug 17, 2016
Izen:
If me asking you why you didn't pick my calls for two days and didn't bother to call me means I'm possessive, then so be it. I was only trying to be a caring gf. You don't know anything about me and you automatically concluded that I must be possessive. Please take several seats. My friend still asked me if I snoop and I told her no, she looked at me weirdly as if that's abnormal. Now tell me, if I'm so possessive like you say, why don't I snoop? Excuse me if you don't have something better to say please. Not in the best of moods.
I know it hurts but he has a point, there is love in correction.. ..u can learn from what he said, just look into urself and make amends where necessary.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Izen(op): 11:15pm On Aug 18, 2016
lanrywatt:
I know it hurts but he has a point, there is love in correction.. ..u can learn from what he said, just look into urself and make amends where necessary.
There's no point. The relationship packed up anyway.
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody:
We had lil issues ova dinner dat romantic evening...while e was helping out wit d dishes e said "I dnt trust Benin girls" nd I was lyk "really! derez no point being wit u anymore" (we both laughed cos i was wearing an engagement ring frm him)
E was shocked to his bones wen e dropped me off nd I walked ova to d drivers corner held out his ring nd told him "I wud no longer b niding dis,kip it for d one u trust. am done!"

Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Siaprah(f): 12:36am On Aug 19, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
I can't say it publicly, because he's popular here on nairaland.
Nairaland celeb...he can't touch you na Lol share with us biko
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by lanrywatt(m): 10:00am On Aug 20, 2016
Izen:
There's no point. The relationship packed up anyway.
Ehyah, shit happens... Move on dear
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MrCork: 10:05am On Aug 20, 2016
dollyjoy:
He said "I can't control you, And i was like "who gave you my life remote before"? undecided
angry
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by MrCork: 10:08am On Aug 20, 2016
...she open the bak door & said ***Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout....my husband is back!!** angry
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Break Up Line You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 10:13am On Aug 20, 2016
The person above me is an olodo undecided
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