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However, the magic words “I am pregnant” is like a shot from a starter’s
pistol to an average hustling Naija boy which can in most cases causes
more swerves to his life cos it gears him into adjusting to a lifelong race
requiring commitment, responsibility, diligence, and a general
reorganization of his live.
For many dudes, those three magic words are often heard as a close to
their otherwise independent life.
A guy can promise you the whole world but will turn his back on you,
and in some cases dump you in a wink the moment you tell him you are
pregnant for him


1. They Deny It Vehemently
This should top the list. They will deny it vehemently when they know
they can’t take responsibility or when the lady in question was just on a
“chop and clean mouth” parol and she’s not worth taking home. *You
know that awkward moment when you carelessly impregnate the lady
you put on chop and clean mouth parol. Hahaha


2. They Persuade Her To Go For An Abortion
I think this should come second. Those who don’t have good financial
standing or capability will force her into committing an abortion. They
are unnecessary being nice and caring during those times. They will talk
calmly about their unemployment, the weight of their bank account, and
the marriage plans they have for her in the future. * if I hear*.. They are
only trying to save themselves from shiiiit


3. They Blame Her For Being Careless
Many will blame their girlfriends for being careless by not using
pregnancy preventive drugs prior to/aftermath of Se.x.. Oga abeg park
well jhoooor. Why you sef no protect yaself ?


4. They Act Like Pregnancy Is New To Them
Even though they know they are responsible for the pregnancy, you will
see them opening their mouths in amazement just as GEJ did the
moment Buhari was announced the winner.


5. They Broadcast It To Their Friends
They will table the matter to their friends calling her names, spreading
rumors and some more craziness. You go hear things like “this babe just
wan push dis belle for me sha, me wey I never ready to be person papa”
I don’t know why ladies like putting problems in one”s neck sef.. *Oooga
abeg swerve enter BRT lane jhoooor, like say you no do
am*


6 He Calls For Paternity Test
In today’s world, many dudes are not faithful to their so called girls cos
promiscuity is the talk of the day. They know they are responsible for it
but will keep demanding a paternity test and will never drop a kobo for
it, which is smart on their part & not unreasonable.


7. They Try To Avoid Her At All Cost
Some will go as far as changing their phone numbers or restrict their
moment in order to avoid her. This is to signal to her that they she should
carry her cross.. OYO.


8. They Tell Their Mom Not To Believe Her Claim
I have seen the case of a guy who impregnated his girlfriend and went
ahead to tell her mom never to believe her claim cos she wants to force
the pregnancy on her. The mother even resorted to hara$$ing and calling
her slut and that she stay out of his son’s life in order not to push another
person’s pregnancy on her son.


9. They Drive Her Out Of Their House
Some become so aggressive that they order her out of their room
threatening to never to beat her if she dare mention that statement


10. Feel free to add the last one

The last one is that they tell the Op....
Try and get sense..
Mtcheewwwwwww

It's shameful for a girl who ain't married to be pregnant.. nobody cares who fvcked her

lol...I think babies should rather be a source of inspiration and reason to hustle d more, ask Eminem how having Haley changed his life and what a father he is to her, and i'm not sayin its cool to just start impregnating girls anyhow... use CD una no dey gree hear una go wan do live streaming ...when kasala burst and she tell everybody say na u use her sub finish, una go dey deny am as if say una no stream am live

Fùck wisely!!!

quote author=Cutehector post=46380150]It's shameful for a girl who ain't married to be pregnant.. nobody cares who fvcked her[/quote]at bolded you sounded so mean, they both enjoyed the se.x , then they will both face the consequence

Berlyn:
quote author=Cutehector post=46380150]It's shameful for a girl who ain't married to be pregnant.. nobody cares who fvcked her at bolded you sounded so mean, they both enjoyed the se.x , then they will both face the consequence

lmao, who is carryn the pregnancy? If I woze sense into ur life eh..

Cutehector:
lmao, who is carryn the pregnancy? If I woze sense into ur life eh..

both will carry the pregnancy, was he not aware of the consequence of unprotected se.x ni Before going to jordan Iffa slap you ehn your brain will reset

Berlyn:
both will carry the pregnancy, was he not aware of the consequence of unprotected se.x ni Before going to jordan Iffa slap you ehn your brain will reset

aware of whch unprotected sex... is it me dat told her to hav womb?




Oya cmon open dat ur legs leme put smth insyd

I Neva get belle before I wonder y

Hateu2 come hiaaaa.. How did ur bf treat u dat yr ?

Cutehector:
aware of whch unprotected sex... is it me dat told her to hav womb?




Oya cmon open dat ur legs leme put smth insyd

come and drag it open na you want me to break that you balls abi

Berlyn:
come and drag it open na you want me to break that you balls abi

break wich balls.. sharap and bend..

hommies been denying since 1906... It aint new fa!

Cutehector:
break wich balls.. sharap and bend..

dont you underestimate the power of a lady

Cutehector:
break wich balls.. sharap and bend..

dont yoiu ever underestimate the power of a woman

Berlyn:
dont you underestimate the power of a lady

dnt u underestimate the power of konji..



Lol open leg na leme do jor

Cutehector:
dnt u underestimate the power of konji..



Lol open leg na leme do jor

i'll tell lala now!

Berlyn:
i'll tell lala now!

mchew lala dat is eatin snake.. Let's do jor

Smellymouth:
On a Friday, she told me, " Baby, I miss my Period ", I screamed like:::::


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We went for pregnancy test on Saturday, and I was waiting for the result on Monday like : ::

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I called the Doctor on the phone and Monday ::

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Fortunately, Oluwa answered my prayers, and the result came out NEGATIVE, Praiseeeeeeeee The LORD!!!!


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i smell lies

Smellymouth:
U smell? I smell am too


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linus

Berlyn:
linus

Linusess

Smellymouth:
I agree to that


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there is nothing like mistake....

Cutehector:
It's shameful for a girl who ain't married to be pregnant.. nobody cares who fvcked her

[color=#B5EAAA]°Wrong
....the shame comes when a man would ask his woman to kill their child.
Or any of these things on op's list
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How's paternity test shameful? So a man should just assume responsibility of a pregnancy without confirming if it's his?

Hmmmm going by the nine things the Op wrote..
I am not guilty of any of them... Anyway, like Laveda said, 'Bleep wisely' especially during this raining season...