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Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 5:25pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
i dont think this is the right section for this anyways,i ave experienced so many jonzing moments.this faithful day some friends came around we smoked some joints and decided to go out and top it up with some green bottles after like two rounds one of us decided to take his leave claiming wife matter sha.he stood up and hailed bye bye,like 1minute later he came back and sat down everyone was tipsy so we just ask him y he came back casually but he kept quiet like he was talking to his hand he repeated the action 3 times.the fifth time i decide to escort him to my greatest surprise my guy had been trying to cross a gutter he could have crossed with a walking pace.even as i tried to convince him it was a small gutter he eventually fell inside.no be small matter dat night cuz i gas carry am go house.i beg i still get more make i hear una own |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ikbnice(m): 5:27pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
never experience such but have seen some people do. |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Maxi112: 5:35pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
my own jonsing moment full basket. if i gist u now, this thread no go fit occupy am |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 5:47pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Cutehector(m): 5:50pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Will not tell |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by NarnieSnyper(m): 6:55pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Yeah, there was this one time i took thyme(weed), actually, it was the first time(it was mixed with noodles) i couldnt stop talking for hours(and i thought weed makes one calm and light headed). Another was when i took 5bottles at a go, i threw up on the road, that was before i told my coursemate i felt like shagging her and ripping her titz while i was at it. She wasnt mad at me, she knew my system was tempered with. I was intoxofosticated( in Klint da drunk's voice) Sincerely, i really wanted to shag her, forget the intoxication. 2 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Smellymouth: 6:56pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Lol.. I have nothing to say |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by illmatic101(m): 7:43pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
How I want start? There's this pretty girl I was asking out during my service year, we started out as good friends, soo one day she and her roommate invited me over I.e after taking their time to prepare different types of dishes ( make I no lie na rice and eba ) when it was time for me to eat I told them I wanted to drink GARRI they thought I was joking, I drank my garri without any iota of shame , me people una think say my village people no dey involve 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by rawpadgin(m): 9:58pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
my own many die! |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by flokii: 10:11pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Ok.. Not my best sha There was a tym I entered my room back then in uni, met guys eating and drinking... So I joined the fun not knowing the OC (original cook) mixed sk, weed and evrytin mixable with the rice.. Even d drinks were soaked Omo naso I chop d pot finish o.. Drink join.. I noticed d other guys slept like crazy, some missed class, tests etc. I was there still standing buh I knew somtin hit my system He later opened up sha and we all laughed about it 3 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by illmatic101(m): 11:05pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz: Oya Madame start spilling yours |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:08am On Jun 08, 2016 |
Maxi112:dont spoil the fun at least let us hear the funniest |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:11am On Jun 08, 2016 |
illmatic101:lolz so funny,sorry abt that.mehn but u jonz die |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:13am On Jun 08, 2016 |
Cutehector:na lie u must talk oh |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:21am On Jun 08, 2016 |
cc lalasticlala,mynd44,juhan,ireneony,ernesty20,smellyanus,mimzy,foreveryoung197,ritababe,dankross1,obontami,spdazzy,brideofdracula,halfricanadian,daretodiffer,slyisaac,onstelly,optional1,jordinsparkles. oya na we wan hear una own |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ireneony(f): 9:24am On Jun 08, 2016 |
I don't smoke |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ForeverYoung197(f): 9:27am On Jun 08, 2016 |
First of all I don't get your story and second of all what is jonzing? |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Cutehector(m): 9:31am On Jun 08, 2016 |
gbens2000:naaah.. |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:33am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ForeverYoung197:ok jonzing is like wen u do something the opposite way unknownly especially in an embarrassing manner.some ppl relate it to getting high and effing up. |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:37am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ireneony:its not really related to smoking and getting high,ppl jonz with their clear eye.check illmatic101 mention u will understand,"passes the mic to ireneony" |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 9:44am On Jun 08, 2016 |
illmatic101:ion get, my life is boring |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 9:57am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:ur life cant be boring unless u decide u want to be boring, my dear atleast u av friends and family.just try and make u life an adventure.try new things,new ppl,take some risk.push beyond ur limit atimes.but do everything with ur complete sense of reasoning.and i dont really believe ur life can be boring 1 Like |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ernesty20(m): 9:59am On Jun 08, 2016 |
I wanted to woo this beauriful lady only for me to end up asking her silly question like, shey u get boyfriend? Like how many boyfriends u get? She started tourching my cheek saying; bros, u well so? 2 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by gbens2000(m): 10:02am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ernesty20:lolz wetin u com do next? 1 Like |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Nobody: 10:28am On Jun 08, 2016 |
gbens2000: Lolzzz.. Which one is this one again ooooo |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Cutehector(m): 10:29am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:erniola go and hav sex ooo |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:36am On Jun 08, 2016 |
Cutehector:lmao, c command? |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Cutehector(m): 10:38am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:u can't be living like this... let me make u feel like a woman |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:41am On Jun 08, 2016 |
Cutehector:lol, feel like a woman? I tell u say i be man b4? |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Cutehector(m): 10:43am On Jun 08, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz:yes, u are a man until u hav sex |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by Nobody: 10:51am On Jun 08, 2016 |
First day I took weed back in Uni,I was just walking Upandan d school Road smiling like Mr.bean ( what people told me),greeting people (even children). When I got myself I was all soaked wet with mud all over me,it wasn't raining tho. |
Re: Tell Us Ur Best Jonzing Moment Or Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:58am On Jun 08, 2016 |
Cutehector:and who tell u say i never have sex b4 |
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