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beyedew:
4 d kpekusing matter... I stil b fargin ooo

When I was preggy,2nd trimester,choi,it was pure heaven
Infact we invented styles,ny one wey we think out n e dey comfy,we carry on. D 1st tin z getting ursef in d mood,Enkaydewdrop if ur hubby z on social media,start dropping hints,talk raw biko,he is ur hubby. U can b lyk *insert wtv u call him* do u knw wat I feel like doing now?? Do u knw wat my body is craving now?? He might reason food,bt no dear,u hv another idea,surprise him wit it,b explicit(he z ur husband). Then u make his fav food n kip,if u can get juice(economy z bad mehn) u get.. Tnk God 4 cold weather now,run him a warm bath.wen he comes back,u help him remove his clothes,tk him to d bathroom n bath him,pls tk ur tym while doing this,mk sure u lather his nipples very well,do dis seductively,bath him wit care... Wen u r done bathing him,u start there n start d kissing(that z if he will allow u bath him finish sef),as u r kissing,use ur thumps to roll his nipp.les,dnt twist it ooo,if soap lather is on it beta sef,use d other hand travel down to his kini,definitely he expects u to touch d head,bt dont,go 4d balls,all these while,continue wit d kissing,he might want u to touch d head,no mind am,wen u feel u have gotten him excited,just lightly touch d balls,i say lightly ooo(he would groan,God I nid some kpekusing I swear,it af tey).While u r doing all this tk his hands n place dem on d places u knw turns u on,let him b working too... tel him u nid him to go down ur hoohaa wit his mouth(allow him tickle n suckle am wella,no air blowing pls,u can get him tom tom ,let him b licking it while playing down there,it increases the feeling) speak up,it turns dem on(pls show signs that he is doing right by moaning,even if he isn't,encourage him by moaning all d while directing him with ur hands how u want it,u get waramin ryt?? Wen he is getting it,ur moans should increase,he wil get d gist,men love pleasuring their wives). Pls give him a blow.job(men love it wella,bt dnt allow him c um ooo). Wen u r both in da mood u then start d jiggi . Dem no born dat orgas.m well mk e no show n mk u sing halleluia
There was a style that didn't fail us all tru til d day I delivered,we called it scissors style ,u put leg across his like scissors,while u both use ur hand to balance urselves. Also doggy too... E get 1 style wey I learn 4here couch style,O BOI!!! U sit at d edge of d couch n spread ur legs while ur dh kneels in front of u n off u go!!! Pls dnt 4get to b kissing n touching,dnt get carried away like me sometyms... also dat cowgirl too


Chai,childbearing n nursing has sent my libido to sambisa,I nid to show dis man dat I'm stil d Chick he feel in love wit,I dey wait 4 am today ...
Baby E sorry, ur daddy got me today

Chai,na me write all these,if my mama catch me,I piry myself.

I'm lost for words...
Oh Lawwwwwwwd!!!!

Chai, osanobua , dh was around this weekend to see me and we didn't even do nadda. (Doctors restiction.)
Awon badoo, doctor instructed us not to kpekus after I did a 1hour ride on a scooter from ilashe to another neighboring village and started cramping.
As dh no dey here with me,once I enter 36weeks make I go buy vibrator o,i no fit for closed vjay-jay.

Congrats hajarabadmus,may God bless ur princess.
Sorry enkaydewdrop,it will all end in praise.
Abeg who else dey yellow and fresh for Belle? Somebody tell me say if person fine for Belle, hin lo go ugly. Abeg na true?

limsycutey:
Tigernuts, dates and coconut juice is good for libido. Remove the seeds from the dates and soak them with the tigernuts and coconut for two days. Then blend and sieve out the juice. Drink it a few hours before kpekusing. You go see say, libido go full everywhere.
I haven't tried it personally but so many people have, it works! )

Is it safe in pregnancy?

mitchyy:
Ovation doggie? Stop and search? OMG!!! I need to run away from this thread this night. These mamas will not kill somebody. See the way we overthrew #threadcuties with #threadkpekus. Enkay na u cause am o. If u dont apply all these tips this night ehn...

I thought I said I don't want to hear my name...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Abeg, make I go baff and prepare...

Adeime:
Good evening fam, cc July mamas I've confirmed lol sex and it's a boyyyyyyyy. Meanwhile they say amniotic fluid is too much 4 baby please I'm I supposed to be worried sabi mamas abeg advise
We're 2.64kg @ 33 weeks

I think you should take the scan result to your doc and let him discuss it with you. Too much amniotic fluid doesnt pose any serious risk sha but i cant tell you what my doc said might happen else fear go catch you unnecessarily. Just discuss with your doc.

Bobo Josh will be 7 months tomorrow. How time flies, he crawled some days to 6 months and now he holds things to stand.
#threadcuties

enkaydewdrop:
Is it safe in pregnancy?

Yes it is. It's not just safe, the three ingredients contain nutrients that are actually very good for pregnant women. I asked the same question too and consulted Dr Google.

limsycutey:
Tigernuts, dates and coconut juice is good for libido. Remove the seeds from the dates and soak them with the tigernuts and coconut for two days. Then blend and sieve out the juice. Drink it a few hours before kpekusing. You go see say, libido go full everywhere.
I haven't tried it personally but so many people have, it works! )

@limsycutey.... I see you

That one na story! Tiger nut wey I de chop steady. Coconut nko?? Abeg over hyped concoction. I heard the Hausa's add something to the mix. Nobody wan talk am. If you be hausa here please help fellow mama's na

limsycutey:
Tigernuts, dates and coconut juice is good for libido. Remove the seeds from the dates and soak them with the tigernuts and coconut for two days. Then blend and sieve out the juice. Drink it a few hours before kpekusing. You go see say, libido go full everywhere.
I haven't tried it personally but so many people have, it works! )

beyedew:


Momma Enkaydewdrop n momma Fortius n all d kpekusing mamas,shebi una don c wetin una cause??
After I don send dh msg finish n em don reply dey hurry home,biatch AF z bk,biatch couldn't stay away 4just dis night.. hv bin breastfeeding 4 almost 7months,hv prayed 4it to come bk n save me some days I didn't wanna kpekush,d yeye gal didn't show,just dis night,dh wil say I was just taunting him,kai.... I'm nt happy ooo,wat do I do As I felt it tickling down n rushed to d bathroom n saw her royal redness,I hv bin praying 4it to just go bk n come bk in d mawny,d yeye gal no gree,it z stil tickling.. I didnt even feel any sign,none at all... Kai kai kai kai kai

ooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo bad market

Kai breathing heavily after running through many pages. Thank heavens I av reach bus stop. @ozycy I av repented 4rm peeping oh. @cherrymum1 n loviam u guys been killing kpekus 101 since 1909 abeg carry go,my papa na pastor Oh n me sef get carryover for kpekus 101. But I must rewrite my carryover course 2nit. Presently in my bedroom (library) with my handout (sexy nighty as my belle Neva d show). Adjusting my 3d glasses, wey do sef. No more nat geo wild 4u oh. kikikikik

I had same ish sometime ago. I just told myself I was just being very selfish sha. I started working on my mindset. I actually conditioned myself to hunger for kpekus. Then when we start the deed I guide oga on how I want to be kpekused. I'm still shy in bed o! Its just naughty shyness! Rotlf!! Take things step by step. Try to relax and get your mind ready. You know marriage is like an engine that needs constant servicing. Kpekus is one of the engine parts necessary to make the engine function well. So my dear find your groove and get groovy!!

Gaily04:
@ma'am lovinam, any tips to boost libido for those that have dropped, no be only preggy mamas dey here na.

@Prettyhurts, pls chillax, this too shall pass, soon and very soon.

sugah:
Ayomide is fine
Cherrymum1's DD is Lamide

Am not just good with names
Am sure your Ayomide is fine

Cherrymum1 how's baby Lamide

Abeg. Don't get me started on my ice cream adventure. Hahahahahahahah

sugah:
Threadkpekus

Im big on props!
Have you felt the coldness of ice cream on your nippless? Or the warmth of this lips licking off the icecream?
Have you heard of bullet vibratorr?


Im a little bit shy.

Ooooh booii!! Todays class na simtin else, kpekus thread... I don learn alot.. I will start my praticals dis nite, @ hajarahbadmus congrats on d arrival of ur lo, pls conclude ur bs... @Enkay.. Sori ford pains.. Kip on rollin mamas. I luv u all

osas4g:
@limsycutey.... I see you

Lol, I hear you.

You need to spend ttime touching him. Get him to the brink before he penetrates. Trust me he won't last that long.

iomoge2:
Me Don dey fear kpekus o..
Hubby can last one hour.
It's worse if I give him sideways or doggy.
He go just dey do dey go
Even if I use hoohaa hold him kini tight. Squeeze him bobbi, na to continue.

Abeg want can I do o.
I like my 2minutes kpekus.

Sometimes I go do like I Don die for bed and he go say should I stop? How I wan green make him stop with that hardon.
I Don tell am say u last too long. Still on still

He just wants to sleep there
And says no becos I no like kpekus.
Make una help me abeg.

BritneyStacy:
16. Baby190- *ticks present *

Chie teamie u can lie oooo,I av been offline since 3wks now because of family issues I am trying to resolve,is still me baby190,deactivated my old moniker, this is my new moniker now,pls take note

208 pages to read ,I no dey read

Congrate to All may mama's wey don born

All June mama's u will all deliver like the Hebrew women

I really miss this thread

Akorkor:
Biko, mama in the house, I am so craving for peperred snail since one of the mama posted it on this forum

My question now is, Can i eat it when i get to second trimester or can it be eating anytime? Mama posting food, see what you have caused for me

Cc GenyEbere

mama sugah too i been tink say she nd feddy27 nd babythug na posh!!!

which one b cow style na..stop nd search too..eeheheh..awon senior mamas ti takeova!!!

thanks mama soonest nd senior beyedew..amen to d prayers.

@all mamas thnx for ur likes nd prayers,may d light of God illuminate our homes.

enkaydewdrop hop say ur jajaina no dey bushy o..try shave am too

Adeime...as adviced tak d result to ur doc nd congrats on ur prince

Favouredmom:
Roll call for Team December, please answer present and update us with your progress and how you have been faring so far.


1. Akorkor
2. ArewaBOG
3. AwesomeGodiAv
4. Enque
5. Favouredmom
6. Joyfulmoda
7. iamfruitful04
8. Mamacajah
9. Mimibe
10. Mukhcech (December Daddy)
11. Mum2bsoon
12. Orney
13. Queen1
14. SisiNini


I believe the end is in sight for first trimester for us. Some of us have already stepped gallantly into the honeymoon trimester so let's be patient, MS will soon be history by God's grace.

The Lord is our strength

It will end in praise

Team December for Supernatural Delivery

Present ma

We are doing very well o. Just noticed dis morning being the third tym dat if I eat very very early say BTW 7 to 8 am,I'll feel constipated for one or two days. Asides from dat I had a stress free 1st trimester and I'm praying this 2nd trimester will be smooth because I don't understand this my every minute asthma heavy wheezing and attacks. It is well by God's grace.

Wishin us all God's grace and strength

Ehen, I talk am say doggy style na the in thing. Now our wonderful mamas cherrymum1 and lovinam have given us detailed tips.
Kai, I remember when I did the standing ovation doggy in the bathroom, I no know when i begin shout sotey my pikins left their cartoon and started knocking on the bathroom asking mummy what is it? Na him, I quickly ansa say daddy want to bath me and i say no
My ada now took over the scolding...daddy leave mummy alone, let her bath herslef, u hear me .. Daddy said ok and I shut up and finish the show.

Ladies, u've gotten all the tips, you have no excuse, just relax and have a positive mindset about it all. hes ur husband, close ur eyes and enjoy d ***.

Goodnight o.

Evacroft:
Chai, osanobua , dh was around this weekend to see me and we didn't even do nadda. (Doctors restiction.)
Awon badoo, doctor instructed us not to kpekus after I did a 1hour ride on a scooter from ilashe to another neighboring village and started cramping.
As dh no dey here with me,once I enter 36weeks make I go buy vibrator o,i no fit for closed vjay-jay.

Congrats hajarabadmus,may God bless ur princess.
Sorry enkaydewdrop,it will all end in praise.
Abeg who else dey yellow and fresh for Belle? Somebody tell me say if person fine for Belle, hin lo go ugly. Abeg na true?

People and their theory.... Na wa o, not everybody will have stretch mark on the tummy. My tummy is fresh and over yellow and i'm sure my lo is going to be a cutie becos me d mother is a Cutie and DH is handsome .... don't mind them

My freshest King Ayman!

sugah:
Threadkpekus

Im big on props!
Have you felt the coldness of ice cream on your nippless? Or the warmth of this lips licking off the icecream?
Have you heard of bullet vibratorr?


Im a little bit shy.

Abeg my sister which one b bullet vibrator

Hello mamas ,, how u all doing

Congrats to all dat v delivered, safe delivery to all waddling mummies n wonderful BFPs to all ttc mummies,,,

Nawa ooo all m seeing is kpekusing
everywhere, u a well done, me never do since I born sef ...

Anyhooo.... First time posting on thread cuties.... My joy, my pride, my sunshine@ 3months

beyedew:


Momma Enkaydewdrop n momma Fortius n all d kpekusing mamas,shebi una don c wetin una cause??
After I don send dh msg finish n em don reply dey hurry home,biatch AF z bk,biatch couldn't stay away 4just dis night.. hv bin breastfeeding 4 almost 7months,hv prayed 4it to come bk n save me some days I didn't wanna kpekush,d yeye gal didn't show,just dis night,dh wil say I was just taunting him,kai.... I'm nt happy ooo,wat do I do As I felt it tickling down n rushed to d bathroom n saw her royal redness,I hv bin praying 4it to just go bk n come bk in d mawny,d yeye gal no gree,it z stil tickling.. I didnt even feel any sign,none at all... Kai kai kai kai kai

. Mama abeg no vex o but permit me to laugh because it's so funny and I can relate perfectly well.Should I sing rain rain go away come again another day...... for you?

yeA na confirm freshest king..see baffing..@moonert weldone ma.

Anak123..our miracle boy..see his smile..God kip u lovey

mumi beyedew don enta am 2nyt

mumi juliebest too shuoooo...eyin mama yi o fe gba o..

PrincessKF...talk yah own na..*wink*.

e duro na oo...sum mamas don disappear oo...dem mean am oo..na only me waka cum.

tipsyjules:
I guess so but which one be standing ovation again mbok?I sincerely want to learn o but I just hope I won't forget bfor next year sha.

I guess its called stop n search

moonert:
My freshest King Ayman!

Too fresh and cute

Na wa, everywhere na kpekus kpekus I just dey see, my eyes don full. Hmm... #singing#" tonight is gonna be a good night...tonight's gonna be a good good ni..ght..