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What Did You Learn In Church Today? by saxby(f): 9:27am On Jun 19, 2016
Most people just go to church to do other things aside hearing the word of God.

Some go to charge phones, some go to show off their new dress. Some even go to toast woman. Let's see if you're one of them.

What was the topic of the sermon, and what did you learn in church today??

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by refiner(f): 9:28am On Jun 19, 2016
Everything is possible to them that believe smiley

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by allanphash7(m): 9:32am On Jun 19, 2016
I learnt a new thing in my church today (St bottles cathedral) Lagos province 1





I learnt how baby oku and origin plastic can make you last longer




9ja people with tactics on how to have s*x sha

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Mediapace: 9:35am On Jun 19, 2016
Aren't you going to church today?
refiner:
Everything is possible to them that believe smiley

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:39am On Jun 19, 2016
refiner:
Everything is possible to them that believe smiley


THE ONLY THING THAT RELIGION HAS EVER MADE POSSIBLE IS MAKING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BELIEVE ITS TRASH FOR CENTURIES.



YOU SEE THAT BOY WITH THE CANCER CASE THAT HIT FRONTPAGE YESTERDAY?

NOT A SINGLE PASTOR IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE HAS PRAYED TO HEAL HIM, INSTEAD THEY'RE DONATING MONEY TO GO TREAT HIM ABROAD WITH THE AID OF SCIENCE....

COZ PRAYING TO HEAL HIM WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME, AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD AND RELIGION!

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by refiner(f): 9:46am On Jun 19, 2016
Mediapace:
Aren't you going to church today?

Am back dear... smiley..

Happy Superb Sunday wink

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Mediapace: 9:49am On Jun 19, 2016
Ehn Ehn,name of your church ?
refiner:

Am back dear... smiley..
Happy Superb Sunday wink
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:49am On Jun 19, 2016
God needs my money undecided

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Nobody: 10:06am On Jun 19, 2016
In previous services in my church, I've learnt how to cheat NEPA and d high fuel price. So 2day I'm going for evening service. I will carry my power bank, phone, lamp, mp3 and laptop for charging. Afterall its nobody's house. Its d house of God grin

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 10:10am On Jun 19, 2016
Unfortunately, I don't attend Church.

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Seeeeeeee: 10:14am On Jun 19, 2016
saxby:
Most people just go to church to do other things aside hearing the word of God.

Some go to charge phones, some go to show off their new dress. Some even go to toast woman. Let's see if you're one of them.

What was the topic of the sermon, and what did you learn in church today??


Cc: Lalasticlala, Seun
Tell me urs first

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jun 19, 2016
I do not go to churches

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by brunofarad(m): 12:39pm On Jun 19, 2016
Ok
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by djblue007(m): 12:40pm On Jun 19, 2016
To be a cheerful giver without expecting reward.

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by skywalker001(m): 12:40pm On Jun 19, 2016
I learnt that faith doesn't make things easy but faith make things possible

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jun 19, 2016
saxby:
Most people just go to church to do other things aside hearing the word of God.

Some go to charge phones, some go to show off their new dress. Some even go to toast woman. Let's see if you're one of them.

What was the topic of the sermon, and what did you learn in church today??


Learnt about Fatherhood and responsibility and keeping Christ in the home and also realized the church has a nice charging spot

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by macino1(m): 12:41pm On Jun 19, 2016
come to church next time
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Iamlordgee(m): 12:41pm On Jun 19, 2016
Don't be over righteous.. Ecclesiastes 7v16 ...AGC

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Beehshorp(m): 12:42pm On Jun 19, 2016
I learnt that faith without work is rubbish... And also we should be happy for our neighbours break through..

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jun 19, 2016
Today's topic was that we should carry our cross, that every man has his own cross to carry, St. Pauls Awk Enugu.

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by demydea: 12:43pm On Jun 19, 2016
I learnt through our priest that we all are one in Christ Jesus. As stated in the letter of saint Paul to the Galatians 3:26-29 that for as many of us as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ and that there is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for we all are one in Christ Jesus. I have to to be reminded that we all are the same neither Igbo nor Yoruba nor Hausa nor Ijaw nor Urobo nor Itsekiri nor Igbira nor Agatu nor Fulani nor White nor black nor osu nor ijebu nor name it. Once we have been baptized into Christ then we all have become ONE in Christ Jesus. So therefore I conclude that tribalism, racism, political views are ALL a tool by the devil to divide us. We all have to retrace our steps back to God & ask for forgiveness cos we all have sinned & deviated from the original design Christ want us to be. God bless you all

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by blesoh(f): 12:43pm On Jun 19, 2016
Commitment, we should be committed to the things of God just as we are committed to our personal lives. I rep RCCG, HEART OF GOD PARISH.

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Respect55(m): 12:43pm On Jun 19, 2016
saxby:
Most people just go to church to do other things aside hearing the word of God.

Some go to charge phones, some go to show off their new dress. Some even go to toast woman. Let's see if you're one of them.

What was the topic of the sermon, and what did you learn in church today??



Why not tell us what u learnt in the first place
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by ricsman(m): 12:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
I doubt if you went to church... u should be in church by the time u posted this here.... or u are one of those pinging in the house of God...
Saxby
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by addikt(m): 12:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
So I learnt the world will soon come to an end again.... lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by olarhtunji(m): 12:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
I remember when I was young dad would call me and my siblings asking us what we learnt in church....if I hear say I go church to listen then I was only down for the biscuit and juice they share at the end of d service in the children church....d guy go kum land me slap say na so I no dy listen for skul for class.

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by blesoh(f): 12:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
CltrAltDelicious:
God needs my money undecided
Hmmmmmmm, where do you worship
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Temysteve(m): 12:46pm On Jun 19, 2016
Discover your purpose in life!!!!
Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by amuokuko: 12:47pm On Jun 19, 2016
Me I just dey inside church dey think of the babalawo wey go fit make mynd44 to stop banning me.

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Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 19, 2016
Tolerance in adversity..

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