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Ok, ii must confess out loud to the hearing of everybody. I am a domestically lazy man. Chai I am not dirty per say, but I live a domestic life of avoidance.

(1) I will prefer to eat from the pot , rather than a plate so I don't have to do the dishes.

(2) I love dark or multicoloured bed sheets and curtains so nobody gets to notice their filth and ask me why I haven't washed them in two weeks.

(3) I put rice into a pot, pour water, add salt and boil it till its done, nothing like "washing" rice in my vocabulary.

(4) If you want to kill me , force me to bath twice a day. Even if hot water shower dey, once is ok jare

(5) I don't litter my environment so I don't get to sweep. And if I dare sweep , na the parts my eyes see na I'm I go sweep, all those dirts under the table waiting for me to bend down , will wait till jesus comes.

Boo came into my life and realised I might not be a slob, but I am a domestic couch potato, whenever swe quarel, she will litter everywhere deliberately, knowing it will irritate me, yet she won't sweep it. Through my side eye, I will be looking at her with bad eyes while she is hiding a smirk.

Boo babies me a lot. She has learnt there is no solution to me and thus has adapted to me as her man//baby. I don't do much domestic work , but I compensate for that laziness on the bed anyway. She has covered me.

Other girls I dated , loathed that part of mine. Seems they expected a more domestic guy, most always compared me to my best bud who can cook, clean and wash for africa. Infact anytime you see him, he smells of bathing soap , proving say him just baff up not long ago.

Which amongst these are u my fellow men, and the ladies do you prefer a domestic man or one you have to baby like me.

NB: I don't cut my toe nails, only boo does that. If she ever finds my toe nails cut, she automatically catches me for cheating. Knowing I will never do it myself. Lazy lazy me.

just negodu





I prefer a clean man who is always ready to help me domestically and I won't hesitate to baby him

cruzita:



just negodu





I prefer a clean man who is always ready to help me domestically and I won't hesitate to baby him

she says I will never find another like her, with your response above, she must be right

LOL, yuck @ some of the things you listed.

Not sure where I fall under, I just don't like an untidy man. I don't mind doing all the house work myself because I'm a perfectionist, so I'm rarely satisfied with other people's work. I prefer my own hand. All he needs to do is carry his own weight & not expect me to pick up after him. That's all.

Meanwhile, check my signature...

First of all I HATE cooking! I prefer buying and eating takeouts.

As for clothes, thank God for WM

But my girl enjoys my kitchen. OMG! I hate a dirty kitchen!

I do not like seeing dirty plates, cooking pots or sink. I dislike dirty kitchen tiles and messed up cooker.

I love ironing, sweeping and mopping - those are about my best chores

Bedroom - hmmm... Often times clean. Rough only when I'm too busy within the week

Bathroom - every other month washing But I hate seeing moulds or greens - it disgusts me like anything.

With ur description, I fear you ooo, man! u dey dwell in dirty oooo.

DonnaCorleone:
LOL, yuck @ some of the things you listed.

Not sure where I fall under, I just don't like an untidy man. I don't mind doing all the house work myself because I'm a perfectionist, so I'm rarely satisfied with other people's work. I prefer my own hand. All he needs to do is carry his own weight & not expect me to pick up after him. That's all.

yuck ? Am I dirty? Asides the bed sheet and curtain things dat is gross which many people are guilty of. What else did I say , #feelingbad

Antina:
With ur description, I fear you ooo, man! u dey dwell in dirty oooo.

ha, see finishing. Harsh people everywhia. #crying

sumborri:
yuck ? Am I dirty? Asides the bed sheet and curtain things dat is gross which many people are guilty of. What else did I say , #feelingbad

Also the rice thing (the scum, ewww) & the no sweeping part.

Awww, don't feel bad because it doesn't sound like you're a total slob. At least you're trying.

DonnaCorleone:
Also the rice thing (the scum, ewww) & the no sweeping part.

Awww, don't feel bad because it doesn't sound like you're a total slob. At least you're trying.

I have never seen a differnece in the rice thing. And they both taste same to me. The sweeping part is cos I am too tall for my own good. Make waist no break

sumborri:
I have never seen a differnece in the rice thing. And they both taste same to me. The sweeping part is cos I am too tall for my own good. Make waist no break

It's not about taste but the cleanliness part of it. There could be bug eggs or even droppings in there. I don't expect you to understand because that's your method.

The sweeping part, that's just an excuse

DonnaCorleone:
It's not about taste but the cleanliness part of it. There could be bug eggs or even droppings in there. I don't expect you to understand because that's your method.

The sweeping part, that's just an excuse

my boo is right, only she can tolerate poor me.

sumborri:
my boo is right, only she can tolerate poor me.

Yeah, sounds like you found a perfect match in her.

sumborri:
I have never seen a differnece in the rice thing. And they both taste same to me. The sweeping part is cos I am too tall for my own good. Make waist no break

Man! Ur excuse is not genuine joor, what is bad is bad, no two names to it.

Lolz. Op u over lazy.

Well, I am only lazy when it comes to washing plates. That's the more reason I don't cook. I am a good cook though, but washing of plates irritates me.

I hate seeing dirts around me. I have a waste bin in my kitchen,living room and my bedroom + balcony.

I wash my toilet/bathroom twice a week as I can't allow my butt's to touch any coloured area in my closet, I detest my hands washing dirty toilets, so I do it often to avoid allowing it to be dirty b4 I wash. But in case it gets so dirty, den someone is doing it for me for a fee.

I can't wear clothes twice( I spend much on clothes) Ee de do me like say people know say I de wear dirty clothes, even when it's not dirty, but the fact that I have worn it once has made it dirty in my eyes.

My kitchen is neat, as I don't cook because of washing plates, then there is absolutely nothing to make it untidy.

As for my bedsheets. I use a flowered white and blue sheets .if I Allow it to get visibly dirty b4 I wash it will pose more job for me, so I wash it every saturday( less dirts, less stress to wash). Same as my towel( I use creamy coloured towel) if I also allow it to be visibly dirty, den washing it becomes hard, I avoid it.


I am not too neat, I don't see all those things a hard job to do because it is now a kinda routine for me.

I hate it when u use my pillow case to clean all the make ups on your face, making me to wash it every morning.

On the long run, I don't like people littering my apartment and I can't caution them when they do it, so I avoid people coming to my house. Except for my friends who already know my kinda person.












so, I will not say that I am domestic, I just do normal things other people do.