Lols.. Used to think Mr cork is married sef..

MrCork:



..and to be honest...U homebase girls only logon onto Nairaland everytime they cut yor electricity... I lie?

dem still dey cut light
How will I know
Corkhead, goan sleepp

HateU2:
dem still dey cut light
How will I know
Corkhead, goan sleepp

....sweery quit tryn to impress me coz am from London....so u sayn u have electricty right now..abi?...U LIE AGAIN..Tryn to impress a Londoner never works!!(REAL TALK)

ChemicalReaction:
Lols.. Used to think Mr cork is married sef..

...sweeery i hav sleeept wit 17females on nairaland so far...15ther in Nigeria & 2 hear in London...MArrrraige is not an Option for plaYA...and juss in case u ask, yes i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!!

MrCork:



...sweeery i hav sleeept wit 17females on nairaland so far...15ther in Nigeria & 2 hear in London...MArrrraige is not an Option for plaYA...and juss in case u ask, yes i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!!

Damn! who asked you?!

MrCork:



....sweery quit tryn to impress me coz am from London....so u sayn u have electricty right now..abi?...U LIE AGAIN..Tryn to impress a Londoner never works!!(REAL TALK)

I pray dey ban u again

HateU2:
I pray dey ban u again

..sorry, I never been banned....am a good role model....anyways, I DONT WANT YOU & AM NOT INTRESSSSTED!!!!!((((kabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbish))))))

STFUareyouG0d where u at?.....bro i beg...pliss take Hate2u away and marrry her off for freee....she stressin me up & derailin threads as usual!!!

MrCork:



..sorry, I never been banned....am a good role model....anyways, I DONT WANT YOU & AM NOT INTRESSSSTED!!!!!((((kabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbish))))))

mumu. Good role model to who . Chai! Wetin eyes no go see 4 NL

Paark well biko and leave me alone.

ChemicalReaction:
Lols.. Used to think Mr cork is married sef..

buhahahah
Who wan marry him nah

MrCork:
STFUarey.ouG0d where u at?.....bro i beg...pliss take Hate2u away and marrry her off for freee....she stressin me up & derailin threads as usual!!!

why me? She can have one of these two dudes below




Welcome back from ban

STFUareyouG0d:
why me? She can have one of these two dudes below




Welcome back from ban

Ban? ...which ban?...i looooklike trouble maker or do u think am like that Sagromongolica Lipazorus non Nigerian babe called Hate2u?...I went to Belgium wit my Sugar Mummy, Beverly. She is a marrrried Jamaican lady whos husband is away

MrCork:



..and to be honest...U homebase girls only logon onto Nairaland to find peace everytime they cut yor electricity... I lie?

Cork I can get you a wife here on nairaland ooh, hala me if you're interested and make your specifications known

STFUareyouG0d:
why me? She can have one of these two dudes below




Welcome back from ban

..bro the goood news about chcisk like Hate2u, Onstelly, Ellacute45 is that they date anytin....those two will be ok for them!

illmatic101:



Cork I can get you a wife here on nairaland ooh, hala me if you're interested and make your specifications known

which type?

MrCork:



...sweeery i hav sleeept wit 17females on nairaland so far...15ther in Nigeria & 2 hear in London...MArrrraige is not an Option for plaYA...and juss in case u ask, yes i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!!

you need a therapist bro..

Jaycool18:
you need a therapist bro..

..huh?..u rather sleep wit men?...u dont like females?

MrCork:



which type?

Curvy and light skin

illmatic101:



Curvy and light skin

on nairaland?...who?

MrCork:



..huh?..u rather sleep wit men?...u dont like females?

see what I mean?

Jaycool18:
see what I mean?

..no we dont...what do u mean?....Son u are confusin us ...serrriously...are u ok? (no ofeinse)

MrCork:



on nairaland?...who?

Yeah... ellacute,
She's very pretty I have one of her pics

Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda
Panda, Panda...
I got broads in Atlanta
Twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hitting off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
Ways ya see, look like a panda
Going out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers
Black X6, Phantom
Ways ya see, panda
Pockets swole, Danny
Selling bar, candy
Man I'm the macho like Randy
The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
Bitch nigga pull up ya panty
Hope you killas understand me

illmatic101:


Yeah... ellacute,
She's very pretty I have one of her pics

...huh? Ellacute?...the Same Ellacute45 that loooooooklike fat bus conductor?....Bro I hav seen her picture...she iS dakskin and ugly!!! THANKS BUT NO THANKS...I PASSSS!!!

she iS dakskin and ugly!!!

Says who?
Do you want to see her picture or not?

MrCork:




..no we dont...what do u mean?....Son u are confusin us ...serrriously...are u ok? (no ofeinse)

now I see why everybody's talking bout u leaving ur sense and shii.. And btw it's offense not ofeinse.. If you had a smartphone, auto correct would come in handy

Have a nice day..

Jaycool18:
now I see why everybody's talking bout u leaving ur sense and shii.. And btw it's offense not ofeinse.. If you had a smartphone, auto correct would come in handy

Have a nice day..

calm down son, why u upset?...u come to nairaland lookin for therapist like nairaland is a hospital...bro r u ok?.

MrCork:



calm down son, why u upset?...u come to nairaland lookin for therapist like nairaland is a hospital...bro r u ok?.

ellacute is not going to be single for long ooh, make your moves NOW

MrCork:



Ban? ...which ban?...i looooklike trouble maker or do u think am like that Sagromongolica Lipazorus non Nigerian babe called Hate2u?...I went to Belgium wit my Sugar Mummy, Beverly. She is a marrrried Jamaican lady whos husband is away

U Nd ur stuf

illmatic101:


ellacute is not going to be single for long ooh, make your moves NOW

..Been there done that....u can take her for free!!((REAL TALK))

HateU2:
U Nd ur stuf

didnt u say u & Naughtynaughty would like to have 3some wit me when i arrive in Nigeria?...I lie?