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When you're involved in bolekaja with the keke guy because of your change

oodua1stson:
it's tarpaulin for real.


The only brain dead illiterate here is yoy

get out of hear man

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]OP, wetin be tarpaulin? Lmao! abeg it's trampoline. OP and illiteracy are like; [/size]

U're d real illiterate, trampoline is a gymnastic and recreational device while tarpaulin is a waterproof sheet of material used as a cover, so op is correct

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

It is true in some parts of Onitsha. I lived there.

Anyi3:


I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.
I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

itz true

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]OP, wetin be tarpaulin? Lmao! abeg it's trampoline. OP and illiteracy are like; [/size]

both of you are correct...English language is vast, diverse and dynamic

Ucbiu:
ABEG LAUGH WAN KILL ME,
THOSE PIX REALLY MAKE MY DAY

Too hilarious

i hear say government still wan ban keke again?

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

na true o, i mean very true,by the right and left hand.infact i sidon yesterday to watt market

Anyi3:


I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.
I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

very true

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

even in ilorin and minna, two people sit with the driver, though they use to put an extension sit to make u comfortable, bt if the keke stop and the start button no dey work u people infront has to come down so d driver can kick start it

Anyi3:


I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.
I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

bros even 4 warri

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

True. You wan see me they cruise for front?

forexbinary:
Lalasticlala
Seun
Myndd
Ishilove
Cutehector
Vikiz
refiner
Smellymouth (and all the Smelly family )
Mr Cork
farano
STFUareyougod
obiorathesubtle

If you hear your name, come and dance
If you hear your name oo, come and dance,

Seun come and dance, supepe supepe

Ok, let me continue

...e be like say u dey miss primary school

forexbinary:
6. When someone begs you to move to the front seat for them.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/can-we-talk-already-_62.gif

Ugh! I don’t want to.

I don't you kuku wait for another one...am paying my t/fare, he's not carrying me free....Op God will give you cause to laugh for making me laugh too.

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

Nah,its true...better believe it. they made an extension of d drivers seat on the other side ndi ulu afia

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]OP, wetin be tarpaulin? Lmao! abeg it's trampoline. OP and illiteracy are like; [/size]

ITK spotted

forexbinary:
13. When rain starts falling and they pull down that their dirty tarpaulin.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/look-disgust.jpg

It’s even worse when they don’t have at all.

Source = http://zikoko.com/general/keke-napep/

i remember a rainy day i sat in front of keke, I wasn't so wet but when they brought down that tarpaulin it was worse, i looked like I entered Atlantic ocean

rotflmao..

forexbinary:
Lalasticlala
Seun
Myndd
Ishilove
Cutehector
Vikiz
refiner
Smellymouth (and all the Smelly family )
Mr Cork
farano
STFUareyougod
obiorathesubtle

If you hear your name, come and dance
If you hear your name oo, come and dance,

Seun come and dance, supepe supepe

Ok, let me continue

Hahahaha abeg help me call smellymouth out, e don tey wey I hear his funny comments.

forexbinary:

Thank you jarey

Tarpaulin is correct,because it's a sheet of heavy waterproof cloth which is used to protect d passengers inside d keke wen rainy. Trampoline is for performing acrobatics. Pls tell him to ask his school teacher the meaning of wat he wrote up there..

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

It is true. But they will add additional seat

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]really? Mek I check again mayb I don high off 502[/size]

guy u n Op are like needle n thread...... He was corect n he admitted 2 b wrong, dah means he no know am

Anyi3:
I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

Yes, one passenger on each side of the driver. However, Road Safety officials are taking tough measures on some roads that only the driver can even sit in front.

SweetieConstie:
Following...




Ride on OP! *Grabs popcorn*

*looks into popcorn bag* anyone boyz?? Eh oga madam

satelliteDISH:
Abeg, share the popcorn with me ooh. ****grabs plastic chair to sit down****

Remain for me ooooo

forexbinary:

You wicked o.Wetin Humblesmith do you na lol.

Even in Benin

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

Lwkm

One of the best

forexbinary:
It is possible bros. They even have double decked keke.

Very soon, keke go get first class and economy class...

Ndi Igbo be anyi di egwu

It is true oooo I've seen it before

forexbinary:
10. You, watching cars and okadas speed pass your keke:

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sad-face-2.jpg

They can be slow sha.I for kukuma trek am.

Some of them are fast oooo i think those ones tweak their engines or sth, those fast ones overtake cars anyhow for real mehn

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]OP, wetin be tarpaulin? Lmao! abeg it's trampoline. OP and illiteracy are like; [/size]

oga, trampoline is used for gymnastics, y tarpaulin is the one used by keke and even for our parties. so u don't have to insult people before correcting them. and u are even wrong in this case and he/she is right.