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In This Month Of JULY by agbitaj(op): 7:56am On Jul 01, 2016
Ben Carson

The engine of a giant ship failed to start.

The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap $ 9998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!
Receive Grace to make the right effort in this New Month IJN. HAPPY new month!

Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 8:08am On Jul 01, 2016
And the best thing is, only few human beings was born on this very month. I love this month .
Re: In This Month Of JULY by marshalcarter: 8:11am On Jul 01, 2016
Happy new month y'all
Re: In This Month Of JULY by adebayour26: 8:11am On Jul 01, 2016
Wow!
This is inspiring. Happy New Month to y'all.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by adebayour26: 8:12am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
And the best thing is, only few human beings was born on this very month. I love this month .
Something tells me you ar part of those few.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:17am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
And the best thing is, only few human beings was born on this very month. I love this month .
Are u sayin is ur birth month....by the way Happy New month, i pray this month turns out to be better than last mourn-th......
Re: In This Month Of JULY by hannah55(f): 8:19am On Jul 01, 2016
Today I pray for you a heart free of sadness, a mind free of worries, a life full of gladness, a body free of illness & a day full of God’s blessings. Good Morning nd Api new month to u all.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by foolinlove(f): 8:20am On Jul 01, 2016
Pray for me to be better, to be well on the path God has made for me. So tired of waiting as each month passes...

Praying for all of you as well.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by jhasper(m): 8:24am On Jul 01, 2016
July is the seventh month of the year (between June and August ) in the Julian and Gregorian Calendars and one of seven months with the length of 31 days. It was named by the Roman Senate in honor of the Roman general, Julius Caesar , it being the month of his birth. Prior to that, it was called Quintilis .
Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 8:31am On Jul 01, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Are u sayin is ur birth month....by the way Happy New month, i pray this month turns out to be better than last mourn-th......
Yes boo, July 10 is the day grin
Re: In This Month Of JULY by hungryboy(m): 8:36am On Jul 01, 2016
Don't try this at home(naija)
Re: In This Month Of JULY by hungryboy(m): 8:37am On Jul 01, 2016
Inspiring,

But no try am for Naija oh.

Naija car owner be like,

Na just tapping with hammer were you wan collect me 10k?,

Na armed robber you be,


Bros i no fit even pay half of that money were you call so oh.

take this 500naira load card.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:40am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Yes boo, July 10 is the day grin
Wow, so where are we going to celebrate it.... grin Happy Blatant Birthday in advance smiley
Re: In This Month Of JULY by mercichoco(f): 8:40am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
And the best thing is, only few human beings was born on this very month. I love this month .
Like seriously? pls check well o
Re: In This Month Of JULY by adebayour26: 8:41am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Yes boo, July 10 is the day grin
Well, Happy Birthday in advance.
Perhaps, a Birthday thread could be oprned for you to congratulate you.

#cheers
Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 8:43am On Jul 01, 2016
adebayour26:
Something tells me you ar part of those few.
Yes I am grin
Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 8:45am On Jul 01, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Wow, so where are we going to celebrate it.... grin Happy Blatant Birthday in advance smiley
We? Maybe on your cold room. Lol.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 8:46am On Jul 01, 2016
adebayour26:
Well, Happy Birthday in advance.
Perhaps, a Birthday thread could be oprned for you to congratulate you.

#cheers
grin Lol..a thread? That would be awesome
Re: In This Month Of JULY by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:47am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
We? Maybe on your cold room. Lol.
grin We all know that you're 'bluffing'
Re: In This Month Of JULY by adebayour26: 8:48am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
grin Lol..a thread? That would be awesome
Let's wait for that day & see how it goes. wink
Re: In This Month Of JULY by GoldenJAT(m): 8:50am On Jul 01, 2016
wisdom!!
Re: In This Month Of JULY by Nobody: 8:54am On Jul 01, 2016
My month is finally here #TeamJuly




Happy new month all
Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 8:56am On Jul 01, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
grin We all know that you're 'bluffing'
kiss
Re: In This Month Of JULY by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:58am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
kiss
Dumbfounded i guess... cool
Re: In This Month Of JULY by ForeverYoung197(f): 9:05am On Jul 01, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Dumbfounded i guess... cool
You already judged me... what can I say more? Unless I shut up and kiss kiss kiss you.
Re: In This Month Of JULY by UndisputedBosom(m): 9:30am On Jul 01, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
You already judged me... what can I say more? Unless I shut up and kiss kiss kiss you.
Sorry if i sounded harsh on you....you're the best friend i've got here.....so please indulge me
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