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skyo78:


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

This last part of the story cracked me up.

Fawklicant:
Nothing extreme jare! Do you know the humiliation he went through while crying in front of his friends on the bed and he was still being laughed to scorn? They didnt even p[acify him at the time and then make jokes out of it later? Noooooo! They had to scorn him right there! What if the nigga died out of panic, what would the story have been?

Something's gotta give mehn! If she bolts on the nigga on account of this, then he should count his blessings shikena! Future heartache saved!

sumborri:
I will go with done with me. Cos this is the coldest a woman has ever treated me. Haven't stooped this low to beg anyone before. Yet no headway. Well na the shame dey disturb me more when people hear what I did, because I doubt she will tell them wat she did too. Anyway shame hasn't ever killed a man. Will take it and hopefully move forward. Thanks alot

BrezyBaby:
LMAOOOO!!! This is too funny... How do you know th rat is pregnant??! LOL

sumborri:
but it wasn't even my idea. It was my friend oh. She isn't speaking with him too. But look at it, I have never played a prank on her. I am not a prank person. She started it all. Me sef would have died from her own. I have sent messages tire , called and yet no head way. I just feel she is being unfair to me. Knowing its a prank. Do you know when last I cried ? She made me cry, made me faint, yet I forgave. I feel cheated sef.

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Justiceotuya:
Funny but you would have remembered the stage that said an eye for an eye makes everyone go blind. You guys have to call a family meeting and ban anytype of pranks in the house.

Just allow her to simmer down. I just hope one day you guys wouldn't use your children for pranks.

That's how in boarding school there was rumor of Bush baby and everyone was afraid. One early morning a guy was doing his morning duty, raking his portion then he saw someone with white and white pretending to be a ghost. Adrenaline jumped in and he hit the supposedly ghost with the rake. Come see how ghost dey shout my nose my nose.... Ghost nose was torn in two.. Had to miss the whole of the term

Smellymouth:
Me? Wowww!!

Thanks boss

Sometimes saying thank you is just not enough

Ayam ready forrit


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AnalyticEngine:
To be frank OP, wetin u do sweet me small. She got served. Simple. When I read posts like this, it gives me joy to know that there are still guys out there who are not into woman worship. While running amok, you could have probably sustained some injury in the process. Some people could even catch stroke in the process due to shock of seeing such grotesque in the middle of the night and all that would be said afterwards is sorry.
Don't listen to those religious folks saying you were revengeful. You were revengeful but with the aim of flowing with tide. People saying you should have chosen another prank are biased in their judgement. She chose a prank that she felt will get to you and you also carefully planned one that will get to her. Equation balanced. Prank na prank jor. Those rats were treated and harmless My honest advice is that you don't beg her any further. When she gains some sense and analyse the issue, she'd come back if her love for you is sincere.

ManTiger:
Where are you based?

Fawklicant:
Gerrarahia! The guy that landed in the hospital nko and was still being laughed to scorn while on the hospital bed? It was just pranks, she is a bad sport simple! Sore loser!

BTW are you related to KRS-ONE?

Adasun:
in all ramification,tell me what makes op pranks more dangerous eh?

sumborri:
nobody wants to consider that I fainted, something dat made me shed tears unashamedly should show I was scared to bits, maybe mine was worse, but I didn't even see it as too bad till now. Till date she has refused to forgive me. Or even give me a chance to beg. Anyway I am watching her, like u said, if she is mine she will come around. If she isn't she will walk away. Its hard for me sha . I shall survive

sumborri:
Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant.

Smellymouth:
Warri..and you?

sumborri:
Many things I have read here has opened my eyes to something. Life is truly unfair. I have never ever pranked a lady before and don't really like that shit. She did it first and it really broke me down. Yet she has blamed me, her mum has blamed me, her friends have blamed me, many here have blamed me and yet till today she still hasn't come to terms with forgiving me. Well in life one must learn to bear some shame and walk away.

Since its all my fault as responses here have shown, nobody wants to see that she pranked me first and that the prank I did wasn't even my idea. I will accept the blames and abuses and move on with my life. Many may not realise it but what if I saw a weapon dat night and I killed her, I will be in jail now still blamed by everyone.

This is why I don't do pranks, yet my first prank cost me this much. Losing someone hurts and sure this hurts me, but enough of me feeling bad about myself. It happened, I am the only agressor, she is the victim. No wahala since this is how the world works. Have learnt a big lesson. Thanks

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

makydebbie:
but the panic can kill oo...if na me i go just look for knife end am oo..at that moment you wont know what to do or how to think sef...

sumborri:
........ on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

Locotech:
@OP you managed to catch my apt attention when u said u switched on the light to see clearly what was attacking you...so you people sleep with electricity ?

Did this happen in Nigeria or you are abroad?

I didn't believe you at first until u said u removed the bulb during your revenge mission...so true true u people use to have light?

Or do you run your generator till day break? I know some people do this.

Pls explain because for I find it hard to believe that there can be electricity on 2 different days in a week with 2 different light dependent pranks...that's too much of a coincidence...

Its either you are lying or Barth Nnaji is back.

sumborri:
my dear, they are always pregnant , those things no dey use eye see preek leave am alone. They were fat rats and. Those are more promiscous

Prettiepearlz:
Lol. But what about the guy? Didn't he also panic? he could have died, he could have lost the struggle or probably in a bit to help himself he could have killed the girl unknowingly thinking he was killing a demon and people like you will still blame him. Both of them were at fault she shouldn't get angry to the extent of involving her mum and friends and those ones too called and started to insult him. For them both it was a prank gone wrong, I hate cockroaches and rats die despite the facts that I used about 30 wistar rats (white rats) for my project work and I can still remember my trauma during my period of administration and sacrificing of the rats and I could die if you pursue me with rats so I can understand the Lady's plight but stop supporting the lady she was also wrong.
@sumborri before taking a friend's advice in your life weigh the advices before embarking on it. Why the hell would you think of something like that but the deed has been done, try to apologize and don't justify yourself and if she still does not accept your apologies then my brother " life goes on". Move on and Don't EVER try such with a lady again.