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17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op):
1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.” gringringringringrin




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It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:33pm On Jul 04, 2016
2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” grin
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The ajepako was strong with this one
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:34pm On Jul 04, 2016
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:35pm On Jul 04, 2016
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Thunderlicious: 11:35pm On Jul 04, 2016
You are a gbogbocigar. You are licking my yansh. grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by nigelcoop: 11:36pm On Jul 04, 2016
17? And I just dey see one?
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lewispius: 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
Lol


No 1. Akpu fly gate
grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” gringrin





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The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2016
This is one of My all time favorite gringringringringrin
7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” gringringringringrin





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Honestly, Why did this even pain us? grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lewispius:
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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:46pm On Jul 04, 2016
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.” grin





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Why did we drag Babangida into it?
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:46pm On Jul 04, 2016
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”



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Why is he even climbing maggi ??
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” Jesu Kristi! shocked grin



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This still makes no sense. tongue
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:51pm On Jul 04, 2016
10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” grin




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Wetin concern me? undecided
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:52pm On Jul 04, 2016
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Dgringringringrin

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Kai! This one used to pain.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:53pm On Jul 04, 2016
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”






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This one was just extra razz. gringrin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dopeJemi: 11:53pm On Jul 04, 2016
Na only number I remember oh undecided
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:54pm On Jul 04, 2016
13. “You bombastic element.”
crycrygringringringrin

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Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:55pm On Jul 04, 2016
14. “American dusting powder.”



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Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. :*)
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody:
You see two kuli kuli for bed you shout say my mama don born twins.



This was painful. Am still not sure why. cheesy
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”



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The most annoying answer to “what?”
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2016
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”



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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:59pm On Jul 04, 2016
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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 12:03am On Jul 05, 2016
Extras




With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State gringrin



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet gringringrin


You Mess, Amala throw Backie gringringrin


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle gringringrin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2016
I can't relate to any oo shocked
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 12:19am On Jul 05, 2016
AbuMikey:
Extras




With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State gringrin



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet gringringrin


You Mess, Amala throw Backie gringringrin


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle gringringrin
lol grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by yvonne111(f): 12:21am On Jul 05, 2016
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Lasveg(m):
Lol.. Very funny. U short like devil walking stick.

U chop moi moi u shiit nylon
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Lasveg(m): 12:24am On Jul 05, 2016
Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo shocked
Lol.. D memes alone don make me piss for my boxers
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 12:26am On Jul 05, 2016
Lasveg:
Lol.. D memes alone don make me piss for my boxers
lol.. No piss for trousers... Toilet dey o grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by homesteady(m): 12:28am On Jul 05, 2016
LMAO! Good old days grin

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!
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