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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Wizdude(m): 7:24am On Jul 06, 2016 |
With your wakawaka shit like devil salad. You mess Agbalumo marry mango Dem sey mk u spell taxi u say na Tee A times one First day u see OMO, u call am blue garri (when we use to buy #5 blue detergent tied in nylon chai) First day u enter aeroplane, u go dey write names of noise makers. Dem ask u why u carry kerosene lamp enter America, u say u no trust NEPA With ur black and white nyash like Satan Tom tom Richest man for una village na wheelbarrow e dey carry go work. Oyibo pour spit from aeroplane, u and ur family dive am tink sey na dollar. There are a lot more, I even had a book where I wrote all of them. Whenever I was in a battle and forget any yabs, I would quickly rush to get my 'mess' book . awesome days they were. Thanks OP for taking us back mehn. 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by madskills(m): 7:33am On Jul 06, 2016 |
U mess ur whole village begin use torch light dey find am ;DU mess ur whole village begin use torch light dey find am 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 7:56am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Ladycloud: so where do you reside? |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by KiNiBiGd: 7:56am On Jul 06, 2016 |
You are konkonbility You are bludikenge You are bloddy fool |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by danidee10(m): 8:03am On Jul 06, 2016 |
AbuMikey: You mess agbalumo tie wrapper. Indian kpomo With your black face like devil bible You mess e no do puu, e no do paa, e do (can't remember the sound we used to say again) |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by danidee10(m): 8:03am On Jul 06, 2016 |
AbuMikey: You mess agbalumo tie wrapper. Indian kpomo With your black face like devil bible You mess e no do puu, e no do paa, e do paarira |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by danidee10(m): 8:09am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Wizdude: You put radio inside fridge when they ask you you say you wan hear cool fm That agbalumo marry mango ehnnn.....if dem knack you that one just know say you don lose |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by ashade123: 10:14am On Jul 06, 2016 |
You mess all nigeria scatter, you blow Carter you say na indian butter. Lol 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gaventa: 10:21am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by demarc001: 10:41am On Jul 06, 2016 |
AbuMikey: Op please where did you live childhood, cos since I know them all it makes me feel as if you were my playmate then |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gebest: 12:33pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
AbuMikey:he said he is from lagos o |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 2:09pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
schumastic:Aba, abia state 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 2:10pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
schumastic:Aba |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 2:24pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Ladycloud: kinda dislike that place cus of particular person,but is a nice place though...how come you didn't grow up with other kids during your childhood days or were you always locked inside? |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by kelvindim(m): 2:30pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
You fall from 10 story building, you nor die but na only your pynt brake Hot ogbolor soup pour for your yansh, e burn you but because people dey there you do "You think say I nor go lick ahn! With your sucking pear head Hammer head of horror You see fine geh dey pass, you carry razor blade dey cut your eyelid dey say "Fine geh I dey cut eye for you." When dem don too much yab you, you go begin do "wanka shaigai, your father yansh, your mama, your papa gbola" and if the person na your senior come see konk for your head when e go press give you Warri, the good old days 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 3:36pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
schumastic:yea... Always indoors.. Went to a private school as well |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 3:59pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Ladycloud: i thought as much, would v love to continue the chat outside to know a thing or two but i don't fancy it...hope your day is going great |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 4:25pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
schumastic:yea.. TkiA |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 4:40pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Ladycloud: you too dear |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Wizdude(m): 7:18pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
danidee10: As in ehn, na KO be that. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 10:34pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
gebest:But, I am the OP na |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gebest: 9:20am On Jul 07, 2016 |
AbuMikey:pure edo BLOOD |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by ThugBoy(m): 12:03pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
LordFreepon: Lol i buy meat pie for 5 naira then o no be now when meat pie don turn 1500. |
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