BritneyStacy:
I have come again ooo. Oya answer to your names ooo
1. BritneyStacy
2. Mompurity2- our twin Mummy, we miss you so much. Waiting to hear from you
3. Udoomama- *our queen of bump*
4. Babythug- *mummy of the boys*
5. Sweetlady4real- * Nne , how nna ?
6. Harmless1- *hi5*
7. Evacroft- sweety hello
8. Tmama86- *we have missed you here ooo?
9. Apeke1991- *waddling mummy. ..how far?
10. Simplybukky- *how is you and baby?
11. Vannywealth- hello mummy
12. Kejibabe- happy to have heard from you
13. MumZ - *ticks present *
14. Limsycutey- *ticks present *
15. Fruitfulvine360- *ticks present*
16. Nancyij (Baby190)- *ticks present *
17. Bintudon- it haff tey me I read your posts ooo
18. Pintoxx- I see you Ma
19. Mama2016- hello dear*
20. Orirebaby- how are you doing?
21. Baby8(babyboom)- how is the pushing ministry
22. MaLizzy- hello dear
23. Mummide - my same EDD mama .no born before me ooo...You hear?
24. Mayluv- Since you register, I no come hear from you again ooo
25. Eva mum- How you dey ?
26. Ada243- mummy, any complain ?
27. Uwani..... *knock knock*?
28. Kotias003- how is the pushing ministry oo?
29. Dosht- haven't read from you since you registered ooo. How are you doing?
30. MumTwins08- very much present in class
31. Barak4real- hope you are feeling better now ?

Wow! I didn't know I had so many teamies!

And cappo Im sure you still fine, but every every, its for a good cause

Meanwhile, my hands are raised o, I honestly wouldn't mind porting o, I juss kent wait to see my LO. So please use your good office quick quick.

I started having cramps too and was happy until I told my doctor and he panicked and gave me nifedipine, not like the cramps were painful o.

Shopping still in progress, hospital list however is complete. (Ish! I cannot shout)

#teamBlue. EDD's 7th.
#teamAugustforSupernaturalChildbirth
#portingIsAllowed

mitchyy:


Oh really? I didn't even know that. I have a nursing pillow but my back still aches after feeding him.

A whole one hour to feed him? Chineke! My brezz go hear am... Lol

haaa your hansel na gentleman, mine feeds for up to 2h 30mins,still dey cry if you comot the brezz,exclusive breast feeding is a no no for us,as we don start to dey take NAN since. Make God help us.
Abeg sabi Mama's what can i use for the circumcision site,my diamond have been crying since morning,and it's still bleeding, pls help a confused mom.
cc zaynie,enkaydewdrop,Mitchyy, kaffy4bill,liftedhands,fortius,ozycy,

mitchyy:
Oya e don do abeg. Let's not dampen our joy on this #bumpytuesday... This is a happy thread!

Here's our real face... Hehehehe! When Hansel was still in the oven.

Everyone keeps saying your pikin big o. But Hansel was weighing just 3.1kg at birth.

I love your gown o ooo....please dashme na .lemme wear to assembly next weekend. ...
Pregnancy can so change women...choi see how big you looked.

CovenantBabies:
Thanks mama Ekene (Liftedhands), mama Lovinam, mama Cherrymum & mama smokeydrinky. ill do as you mamas have said. i guess the white rice BRAT remedy is also helping to an extent now. ill continue taking plenty water & allow it since its a normal thing.
No i wont self medicate too.
Thank you so much, God bless you all

Madam, pls get urself started on ORT and zinc tablet as well. I had d same issues while in 2nd trimester. rushed to d hospital and was told it was food contamination. doc said I was supposed to be admitted or referred but I begged him DAT no one would have time to take care of me wyl at d hospital cos it would be too much stress for DH

..

Covenantbabies, Pele dear. Wen it happened to me, I allowed it run its course. Try and remain hydrated

kotias003:


Meanwhile, my hands are raised o, I honestly wouldn't mind porting o, I juss kent wait to see my LO. So please use your good office quick quick.

I started having cramps too and was happy until I told my doctor and he panicked and gave me nifedipine, not like the cramps were painful o.

Shopping still in progress, hospital list however is complete. (Ish! I cannot shout)

#teamBlue. EDD's 7th.
#teamAugustforSupernaturalChildbirth
#portingIsAllowed

Your Doctor too fear sha. ..him no wan make you born before 37weeks. ..But porting fit no happen for you cos of this your drugs ooo....except your baby is very stubborn ooo
N.a. the hospital list I wan complete next week, hopefully.

..

melly245...Vaseline is ok nd jst roll down his diaper bt am nt so comfortable wt d bleeding..wen was it done?if d blood is much,pls take him to d hospital.kisses to our diamond.

Fortius:
melly245...Vaseline is ok nd jst roll down his diaper bt am nt so comfortable wt d bleeding..wen was it done?if d blood is much,pls take him to d hospital.kisses to our diamond.

it was done this morning,anytime we try to rub the vaseline,it starts bleeding again

limsycutey:
Yes o, Ayam present. 32 weeks today. We are team blue, EDD is 30th August. I'm interesred in intra-porting won't mind delivering at 38 weeks. If he turns out to be a big baby like his sister, I'm opting for elective CS jejely, I can't put my body through the ordeal of VB again.

Done with shopping, just need to replace my pack of gloves (my daughter opened the one I bought before and played with them As per washing, I did first batch last week Friday, I washed towels, flannels and blankets. Moving on to bodysuits and sleepsuits this week.

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Teamie , this your EDD. ..You sure say your porting no go be towards September? ? .
What was your first baby's birth weight ? DOn't worry, it will end well...

melly245:

it was done this morning,anytime we try to rub the vaseline,it starts bleeding again

try to rub vaseline,pls dnt let d diaper cova d spot..hop d blood is nt gushin out,my boy's was nt bleedin at all,i dnt tink it ws done properly pls mamas put mouth Abeg.
cc zaynie,kaffy4bill,ozycy,Liftedhands

Haaaaa!!!!! Mogbe!
See broken bottles!
See blood everywhere!
Ahh see tearing of brezzi and pata!
Which mama is fighting naked there?
Ahhhhhh ontop which matter......


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Pintoxx you look good
And your comment got me lol!
Abeg tish me the trick o!




Lemme wear my armor first make dem for no break my head and tear my pant


So I sat down at work and remembered my alternate that I created back when I had trouble logging in ( read April 17, 2015 diary update for comfirmation), I looked it up and saw it empty.
Then a funny thought entered my head. .
It was the devil's work Aswear, the devil whispered in my ear, "Zaynie....O Zaynie,.....stir up some drama"
And like the mischievous person that I am , I fell for it .
So, I felt the house was too quiet.....
First post came in, everyone but Chizeal ignored.....I saw y'all viewing.....#sideeyes
Then I came in as Zaynie and put some maggi and salt .....then ghen ghen it started.
I was going to confess....but then my phone went off.


Fence seaters, you may come down now o
Jaw holders, oya comot hand for jaw.

Wait!
Before you start to dash me e-slaps and punches, let us look at what we have learnt
1. Our spirit of sisterhood is top notch. Highest! Every single comment even when it seemed like it was attacking her was in support of her.
Even to the supposed babymama.

2. For a minute, you must have been like, what if it happened to me? What would I have done

3. Besides some usually quiet mamas spoke up, oldie mamas popped in.....so it takes a controversy to make una pop in bah? ....kontinu

4. If women contonie to stick like this, it will be difficuly for anyone to hurt us. If this had happened in another thread, she would been bashed from here to Jamaica.



okay......wait.....let me wear this helmet.....
Temper Justice with Mercy

@madam coldharmataan dis ur story get k leg, u came to report one of us who is highly respected in this thread yet u couldn't mention d moniker so that we will know where to start from, this unknown person have being silently reading comments or even replied u to cover up...she reported to ur hubby yet u don't want to mention her name, we will take it that it's a stunt till u mention her moniker. God help u and ur kids if this is true, nke gi wu Nke gi, he will still come back to u when d scale of lusts fells from his eyes.

I blame men who couldn't stack their balls where they belong

And to u ***well respected mama*** Asa biafra, queen, shine shine tomato Jos, just know that the road ur taking, the end is very rough and dark, those fruits u are plucking just know that it's somebody's tree u can't pluck it forever, what even gave u the gut that ur marriage will last with the said husband? I won't advice u to abort it cos d deed has been done, as far as am concerned, u are a SINGLE mum, quit that relationship and wait for ur destined hubby to come.

#teammentionhername

@mitchydiva u Wil pay ur dues also to ur senior mitchyy, almost d same moniker, anyways, welcome, hapi bumping to uuu

soooooo...its senior zaynie handiwork...ehnehne...i said it na..dat dis person post lik one of us na......wetin we go do for our senior mama oo bt seriously mumi moyo no go keel person for hia o..i don dey ask my dh if he get Acct for nairaland sef.

Fvine:

You can maybe try the popular way of getting through your Mum or Mother in Law etc

But if you're looking at the paid house help, then maybe try these Companies

1. Unique Errands - 08039304443 I've never used them though, got the contact on Facebook. They have a Facebook page and are also on WhatsApp with the number I provided.

2. 08023242660, 08163961113 His name is Mr CY, can't remember the company name now. His office is in Yaba. Have gotten 3 Female Caregivers from him and the 3 were OK, 2 of them turned out OK in terms of honesty, hardworking and they didn't thief the children of the people they were staying with. The 3rd is fairly new so I can't comment.

NB: Whichever way you get your house help, please endeavor to do HIV and Hepatitis B testing. And if the person is free of Hep B and you believe she'll stay long with you probably after staying with you awhile (you can determine what your timeline is), then you might consider getting her vaccinated. E no dey too cost and lasts for 10years.

@ All Mamas and Papas here. Let's look into testing and vaccination against Hepatitis B for our household, househelps inclusive. Not knowing your Hep B status can cause serious gbege. Some people die because they don't know their status and were eating things they shouldn't which affected their Liver and caused death.

Thanks mama, God bless you. I know of unique errands but I saw their price quote once and it's too high for my budget. I've called the Mr CY already. As per tests, we do that already, the hospital we use has a list for housemaids not I'm not sure hep b is on it, will make sure it's included if it's not there already. Thanks again.

BritneyStacy:
I have come again ooo. Oya answer to your names ooo
1. BritneyStacy - *Team blue; 11th Aug*
2. Mompurity2- our twin Mummy, we miss you so much. Waiting to hear from you
3. Udoomama- *our queen of bump*
4. Babythug- *mummy of the boys*
5. Sweetlady4real- * Nne , how nna ?
6. Harmless1- *hi5*
7. Evacroft- sweety hello
8. Tmama86- *we have missed you here ooo?
9. Apeke1991- *waddling mummy. ..how far?
10. Simplybukky- *how is you and baby?
11. Vannywealth- hello mummy
12. Kejibabe- happy to have heard from you
13. MumZ - *ticks present *
14. Limsycutey- *Team blue ; 30th August *
15. Fruitfulvine360- *ticks present*
16. Nancyij (Baby190)- *27th Aug *
17. Bintudon- it haff tey me I read your posts ooo
18. Pintoxx- I see you Ma
19. Mama2016- hello dear*
20. Orirebaby- how are you doing?
21. Baby8(babyboom)- how is the pushing ministry
22. MaLizzy- hello dear
23. Mummide - my same EDD mama .no born before me ooo...You hear?
24. Mayluv- Since you register, I no come hear from you again ooo
25. Eva mum- How you dey ?
26. Ada243- mummy, any complain ?
27. Uwani..... *Team blue; 15th Aug *
28. Kotias003- * Team blue; 7th Aug *
29. Dosht- * Team blue; 15th Aug*
30. MumTwins08- * Team blue; 13th Aug*
31. Barak4real- hope you are feeling better now ?

It's July Mamas.... Are you as excited as I am ? With each passing week, our dreams are getting closer to realisation. It's week 35,34,33 and 32 for us respectively. To help me serve you better, please kindly update your EDD and gender too...Have You finished shopping and packing yet ? If you are interested in porting to July ,please show by a lift of hand . Lemme use my good office and bargain with July captain on your behalf.. (yeah, am that nice) .

Am 34weeks plus 4days today. EDD is 11th. But am seriously eyeing 1st -3rd August ooo. Team Blue, baby Ekene, still dragging his English name with hubby till now ooo. I haven't washed baby's cloth yet ooo despite the fact that i bought them last month oo. . Feeling so lazy about it...don't even know why. Thoughts of how i will iron all of them scares me too. I hate ironing . I haven't finished shopping too. DH still waiting for June salary alert.(life of a civil servant) Hoping it comes this week ooo so we finish that chapter by next week latest.

My bump wants to roll on the floor now. I dey look am. Started having cramps yersterday and am happy about it. Hoping baby has turned too cos last scan showed breech. Am still happy for the little strength the pregnancy is giving me to do little chores at home. Tho I feel serious leg pains and waist pains after market and soup making. My face is so big and ugly now erh....chai. .fine chick that I used to be...but now I have grown old . Missed antenatal today cos of public hols. Can't wait for next week tho....Am happy. ...and I thank Jah for bringing me this far...trusting in him to take me successfully to the end of this journey. ..

Please do come and share your experience with us. We love to hear from you. Let's inspire and encourage ourselves. ...

Safe deliveries to ALL our July Mamas. Our doors are wide open for any of you interested in joining us . I won't charge a dime from you.
Haven't forgotten our TTC sisters. Million love to you as God answers your prayers soonest and grants all your heart desires. ...

dear cappo, i dey present na, i answer the last roll call sef. edd is aug 22. thanks ma

ahhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeee chimoooooooo heiiiiiiii Zaynieeeèeeeeeeeeee kilode wetin u do choi oya oya turn ur left nyansh I go bite am commot today...haba I don reason up and down cos of this matter, u cant imagine that I dreamt this issue, I woke up it was still in my mind....U pulled this stunt well well infact go become film writer, nawa o as in ehhh if u c d kind vex wey I dey vex dey shout am for my room caLL her name call her name u go think say na physical.

U don surprise me ooo even favouredmum come say she sabi the person wey b d babymama, lifted hands and lovinam come sit for fence hahaha

Ha we must fine madam zaynie o, you come make us talk like that for imaginary matter, we will not 'collect' o (a ni gba) . Oya, return all the baskets of tomatoes, dollars and gallons of fuel you have been collecting since beginning of the year. Then serve all of us with correct peppersoup and cupcakes!!! (Na those two things dey hungry me right now , other mamas you can add your own too) and she must serve them to us or elseeeeeeee! Choi! see all the energy wey we use on top this matter!

Mitchydiva:
Gud morning everyone.Am a silent reader for sometime now, I want to register officially now hope am welcome? I am a second time mom but lost my first. Am team September, Edd is 4 Sept.Mum zaynie am loyal bringing my dollars soon.My able captain sugar I hail o.c congrats to all that have delivered

Welcome mama, enjoy your stay. Sorry for your loss

zaynie:
Haaaaa!!!!! Mogbe!
See broken bottles!
See blood everywhere!
Ahh see tearing of brezzi and pata!
Which mama is fighting naked there?
Ahhhhhh ontop which matter......


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Pintoxx you look good
And your comment got me lol!
Abeg tish me the trick o!




Lemme wear my armor first make dem for no break my head and tear my pant


So I sat down at work and remembered my alternate that I created back when I had trouble logging in ( read April 17, 2015 diary update for comfirmation), I looked it up and saw it empty.
Then a funny thought entered my head. .
It was the devil's work Aswear, the devil whispered in my ear, "Zaynie....O Zaynie,.....stir up some drama"
And like the mischievous person that I am , I fell for it .
So, I felt the house was too quiet.....
First post came in, everyone but Chizeal ignored.....I saw y'all viewing.....#sideeyes
Then I came in as Zaynie and put some maggi and salt .....then ghen ghen it started.
I was going to confess....but then my phone went off.


Fence seaters, you may come down now o
Jaw holders, oya comot hand for jaw.

Wait!
Before you start to dash me e-slaps and punches, let us look at what we have learnt
1. Our spirit of sisterhood is top notch. Highest! Every single comment even when it seemed like it was attacking her was in support of her.
Even to the supposed babymama.

2. For a minute, you must have been like, what if it happened to me? What would I have done

3. Besides some usually quiet mamas spoke up, oldie mamas popped in.....so it takes a controversy to make una pop in bah? ....kontinu

4. If women contonie to stick like this, it will be difficuly for anyone to hurt us. If this had happened in another thread, she would been bashed from here to Jamaica.



okay......wait.....let me wear this helmet.....
Temper Justice with Mercy

Hahahahahahahah.... is this our sallah meat There is God ooo

[quote author=uwani post=47232501][/quote]
Wow!!!! let's go there mama

Good evening Maamas... ha! Maama Zaynie Omo ohhh!

Fortius:
soooooo...its senior zaynie handiwork...ehnehne...i said it na..dat dis person post lik one of us na......wetin we go do for our senior mama oo bt seriously mumi moyo no go keel person for hia o..i don dey ask my dh if he get Acct for nairaland sef.

Lol... this mama can fear, but u suppose knw say no be u be the hubby caretaker na. U don born before, na we wey just get belle suppose dey rush ask our hubby whether them no be another woman hubby.

U have use oyibo to scatter everything ooo. Don't quite understand. was dis all a prank. Are u coldharmattan

zaynie:
Haaaaa!!!!! Mogbe!
See broken bottles!
See blood everywhere!
Ahh see tearing of brezzi and pata!
Which mama is fighting naked there?
Ahhhhhh ontop which matter......


-------------- break in transmission-------
Pintoxx you look good
And your comment got me lol!
Abeg tish me the trick o!




Lemme wear my armor first make dem for no break my head and tear my pant


So I sat down at work and remembered my alternate that I created back when I had trouble logging in ( read April 17, 2015 diary update for comfirmation), I looked it up and saw it empty.
Then a funny thought entered my head. .
It was the devil's work Aswear, the devil whispered in my ear, "Zaynie....O Zaynie,.....stir up some drama"
And like the mischievous person that I am , I fell for it .
So, I felt the house was too quiet.....
First post came in, everyone but Chizeal ignored.....I saw y'all viewing.....#sideeyes
Then I came in as Zaynie and put some maggi and salt .....then ghen ghen it started.
I was going to confess....but then my phone went off.


Fence seaters, you may come down now o
Jaw holders, oya comot hand for jaw.

Wait!
Before you start to dash me e-slaps and punches, let us look at what we have learnt
1. Our spirit of sisterhood is top notch. Highest! Every single comment even when it seemed like it was attacking her was in support of her.
Even to the supposed babymama.

2. For a minute, you must have been like, what if it happened to me? What would I have done

3. Besides some usually quiet mamas spoke up, oldie mamas popped in.....so it takes a controversy to make una pop in bah? ....kontinu

4. If women contonie to stick like this, it will be difficuly for anyone to hurt us. If this had happened in another thread, she would been bashed from here to Jamaica.



okay......wait.....let me wear this helmet.....
Temper Justice with Mercy

HaaaHahaha @Zaynie, you got us all on this one oooo. Looooooool.

i don fear edible catering for our midst sef

Wetin I wan talk sef.. I don type & clear like 3x .. Make I go charge our touchlight for tonight's vigilante ojare.
Mama Atinuke e ku ise o

princessKF:


Lol... this mama can fear, but u suppose knw say no be u be the hubby caretaker na. U don born before, na we wey just get belle suppose dey rush ask our hubby whether them no be another woman hubby.

my sis..leave story o..if u dey abuja u go fear d kin union wey pple dey go into o,i had a neighbour then wt four kids nd na abuja marriage o..dem no do weddin at all so no b by i get plenty pikin o.

@zainye hope I got ur moniker rit? ur left nyash dia... see as u caused me sleepless Nit. I Jst refused 2comment but kept praying for who Eva it was to reconcile wit her hubby soonest. Take time oh b4 I report u 2my baby in d oven.


In another news jst found out dat I'm team Feb. Pls wia are my teammates. Una De so?


Another thing is this my able mama's, I've been having serious vj itch 4abt 6days now after I n dear hubby kpekus last. Many tots come d full my head since den... lik Wat if he's cheating on me n all dat. Now d issue is this, how do I get treated cos I d shy to go hospital talk tis kind matter Oh. I hear Dh has 2b treated 2 dunno Hw tru sha. How do I go abt telling Dh dis without being misunderstood? Make una ansa me quick Oh.

I knew it.
I knew it was one of us stirring up drama. Hmm! But make e no be say tomorrow if anoda mama brings her genuine problem here we ll take it as a joke.
*breaks bottle on coldharmattan's head and makes her step on the broken shards*(too much respect for mama zaynie fear sef no go gree me reproach am.)