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17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. - Jokes Etc (2) - Nairaland

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 4:45am On Jul 05, 2016
lolz.....this op eeehn
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
dopeJemi:
Na only number I remember oh undecided
You go Primary school so? undecided
Because, I no say You nor be Ajebo. grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
homesteady:
LMAO! Good old days grin

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!
They are so much mehn.. cheesy
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
Lasveg:
Lol.. Very funny. U short like devil walking stick.
gringrincrycrygringrin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by pryd(m): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2016
bwahahaha good old days. grin Thanks man.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2016
Ser Seun and Ser Lalasticlala let's move this to frontpage.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by fadasam: 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016
You and ur papa write common entrance, you pass yourbpapa fail
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by flokii: 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2016
grin

@OP one chilled stout for you.. those mumu old days

Spot on
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bizza45: 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2016
u and your grandpa b twins
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by rukkyland(m): 6:06pm On Jul 05, 2016
#you mess akara wear skirt.
#with your tum-tum belly like PALMGROOVE meatpie.
# I mess.. you say sir.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Psylas(m):
When I was very young I used to curse people older than me ''your mother toto'' they will keep hitting me I'll be insulting their mama toto, I didn't know the meaning then but I will be surprised the way they hit me harder just because I said ''your mother toto''




Now I realise I was very rude
them even pity me because I deserved to be tied and beaten very well.




modified!
I didn't read the post before commenting, thought it's about insulting older ones





SEE YOUR FLAT HEAD LIKE AMINA CURV SHOE.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jul 05, 2016
8' o'clock never back u carry plate dey pursue elewa.
Ur black ynash like devil bible
lolzzz
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dopeJemi: 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2016
AbuMikey:
You go Primary school so? undecided

Because, I no say You nor be Ajebo. grin
Duh! I went to the best pry school in my state undecided those things you put up there are so Ewww lipsrsealed
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by daveyjay(m): 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016
homesteady:
LMAO! Good old days grin

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!
the stronqest man in ur villaqe cannot carry one maqqi



Lol
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016
You mess, kom kom tie wrapper pursue landlord
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by rawtouch: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016
tall u no tall, short u no short u just be like Maltina bottle
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by jeffoe(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
Ehla ojukan,
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by moshould(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
Your papa mess, hellfire quench, devil repent...
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
You shit here, shit here, shit here, call am three wise men
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by milez7(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
lol.......
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by jekks(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
let me remember one "you mess Akara shit ororo"
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
See your head like commando last bullet
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by daveyjay(m): 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
the richest man in ur villaqe use wheelbarrow for car





Others dey count money U dey count abacha beer beer
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m):
You mess, satan give him life to Christ
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Larrey(f): 6:13pm On Jul 05, 2016
Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo shocked
that means you no be ajepako grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Emeka71(m): 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
Sounds silly.
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
We termed them "wordings"
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bobokunlexzy: 6:15pm On Jul 05, 2016
Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo shocked
You must be a learner......or just forming posh
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2016
AbuMikey:
Extras




With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State gringrin



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet gringringrin


You Mess, Amala throw Backie gringringrin


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle gringringrin
I knew alllllll.

you see eruplane dey pass you put basket make e lay egg.

you mess kuli kuli tie wrapper.

your big head like igbobi sign board.

your Fido mido denge.

you mess akpu fly gate.


where did you grow up? me mile2 side grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bobokunlexzy: 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2016
The Baddest...... 2 kulikuli attack ur village, nobody escaped
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody:
You chop bread use the nylon take sew agbada grin grin



You chop head of fish use the bone take make antenna....cheesy


See your round belle like 6'oclock.


See your ojoro eye like agbalumo seed grin grin


see your big nose like jeep grin grin

I give ur papa head of fish he comot for chair sit 4 ground dey salute me grin grin
You mess, thunder wear coat cool

You chop indomie ,grow dada for chest grin....dafuq?? grin
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by teacherbim(f): 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2016
Fact ni mo so fun ee kon se fanta
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