17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. - Jokes Etc (3)

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 6:19pm On Jul 05, 2016

See your tum tum belle like skeleh wah-wah

I no just understand this one undecided

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by daveyjay(m): 6:19pm On Jul 05, 2016

you are american dustbin

For fvck sake, why will this vex me??! But it was so painful back then

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
lol.. No piss for trousers... Toilet dey o

Hell,I can't believe I'm doing this,but you're beautiful.
undecided

i still can't believe I'm doing this.
Not only do I rarely compliment ladies but I'm also a misogynist. undecided

No hyping, YOU'RE FINE..
Pretty

I still can't believe I'm doing this..

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by experimentist: 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

[size=15pt]@Abumikey, your guy name na tingozi wey dey inside water dey gbalomee..[/size]

grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Orikinla(m): 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

I never heard all these from primary to secondary school.
Sounds stupid for even a four year old child.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by mariong(m): 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

see your tun tun belle like halelluia band

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by experimentist: 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

@Abumikey, [size=15pt]You mess akara wear panties[/size]

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Kunberg: 6:22pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lol

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by experimentist: 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

mariong:
see your tun tun belle like halelluia band

[size=15pt]Correct, ur head dey there. Oya.. With your big head like Olumo Rock [/size]

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Kunberg: 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by henrydadon(m): 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

When men where boys

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Donprayer(m): 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

Men, I nor fit forget dis one. We used to say "u bombastic element " Lol

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by megawax8: 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016

I remember this. LOL

You mess, all the fish in the water shout 'are we safe' .........hehehe

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016

Thunderlicious:
You are a gbogbocigar. You are licking my yansh.

you dey drink garri.

you marry okpolo.

okpolo give you belle

haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Julietcutie(f): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016

13 and 17 eh... I even used it back then lol

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Krystalzkris(f): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016

those good old days...

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Niwdog(m): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2016

You were on a ship with a white and you were ask to tell the white man that you have made eba for him. And as s village man who dont know how to speak english you went to the white man and tell him that "Onyi ocha onyi ocha! Mmiri oku su gari may"

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by mcversatile(m): 6:25pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lolz... omo u get memory o

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by experimentist: 6:25pm On Jul 05, 2016

[size=15pt]First time your dad go airport oyinbo tell am say "hey please don't go", you dad vex say "me dongo, you pa dongo" [/size]

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by mariong(m): 6:26pm On Jul 05, 2016

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Correct, ur head dey there. Oya.. With your big head like Olumo Rock [/size]

with your bend bend leg like bendel state

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Jaguda2001(m): 6:28pm On Jul 05, 2016

nice one

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 6:28pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

then you probably didn't grow up in lag grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tonio2wo: 6:28pm On Jul 05, 2016

I dey sh1t, you dey pack, I no dey pay u monie, you be gbomgboloshiga! grin

And the best.......
your prick long so tay them write to be continued..

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tonio2wo: 6:29pm On Jul 05, 2016

schumastic:
then you probably didn't grow up in lag

Its not only in lag, its nation wide. I grew up in d north n can relate to 99% of the yabs.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 6:30pm On Jul 05, 2016

if we want to know who farts we sing this pointing to each one. anyone that falls on the last word will be considered guilty.

verse1-tubum tubum baskelebe iya amala poo
amala mala poin poin
tubum Don mess.

verse2- who mess am? na ojo. OK say na teacher. teacher say no worry na our class people mess am POO.

the person wey dem point wit "POO" reach na him mess. Justice served.

haaaaaaaaa hahaha

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Niwdog(m): 6:31pm On Jul 05, 2016

Inyi nsi neba! Nyi nsi neba da Mr nkpo ku

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by bigiyaro(m): 6:31pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crying-girl-e1443032724806.jpg

The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

d kuli kuli is d baddest of all assess

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