17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. - Jokes Etc (5)

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by geemayor(m): 7:18pm On Jul 05, 2016

See As You Black Like Devil Internet.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by geemayor(m): 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

See As You Black Like Devil Internet. ;DSee As You Black Like Devil Internet.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gebest: 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

op i bet u are from Edo state.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by spreado(m): 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

u de crase u de mad u de gbogbo cigar

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dronorable1(m): 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

So hilarious.... Just remind me of my childhood days

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Xmani: 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2016

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Xmani: 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2016

guy I no fit laff! wording back in the days;
you drink 7up mess the difference is clear!
you carry pant go wash for river all the fish inside run come outside!
more recent...u mess ur mess no sound poo e no sound paa e sound "this is super story...."(in a whisper)
kids these days don't even know how to 'word'

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by olusd(m): 7:28pm On Jul 05, 2016

You eat Akara, sh!t ororo
Big e no big, short e no short. e be like seraku sokoji

You mess all d fish wey dey inside water say " are we safe?"

The strongest man for ur village, na kokoro he dey use dey carry weight.

You mess all d dead body for cemetery carry their coffin dey run.

You drink mirinda, sh!t 3 orange men

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by kuntash: 7:31pm On Jul 05, 2016

You dey craze, you dey mad, you no know your mate ... karateee !

cheesy

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by femolala001(m): 7:33pm On Jul 05, 2016

There is one we normally say...
U be doctor u dey fear injection..
U b teacher u dey fear cane..
U be pastor u dey fear bible...
U be ashawo u dey fear condom..
U be police u dey fear gun...

Hit like if u can relate to this....

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by mariong(m): 7:37pm On Jul 05, 2016

experimentist:
[size=15pt] *thinking*
Modify: You mess mosquito carry belle [/size]

Lmao..see your ............ like head master biro. can't fully remember this one.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DonBenny77(m): 7:43pm On Jul 05, 2016

those were termed wordings in d gud old days. lemme drop one

with ur toom toom belle like $calawawa

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Shehucom(m): 7:43pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Rhaspody(m): 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2016

You mess akpu fly gate amala trap am sell bread.

With your tum tum belle like alleluia band.

See your head like devil face cap

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016

gebest:
op i bet u are from Edo state.

your wrong. all are from Lagos.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by kingdong(m): 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016*

na so

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Izonpikin: 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016

Them ask your papa for mama comfort restaurant if him dey COMFORTABLE??...

your papa reply: MAMA COMFORT BRING YOUR TABLE...

grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 7:48pm On Jul 05, 2016

Xmani:
guy I no fit laff! wording back in the days;
you drink 7up mess the difference is clear!
you carry pant go wash for river all the fish inside run come outside!
more recent...u mess ur mess no sound poo e no sound paa e sound "this is super story...."(in a whisper)
kids these days don't even know how to 'word'

Haaaaaaa hahaha nice one. I just dey remember dey laugh anyhow. I'll surely remind my friends. it's going to be fun talking these things again with good old friends

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ochhie(f): 7:49pm On Jul 05, 2016

U chop bread, use the nylon do agbada
See ur flat head like conductor slippers
grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Promzone(m): 7:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

lolz......

it's always set-up like a match between two people.....
chai! come see laughz....

ghetto fun!

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by BumbleBee2ice(f): 7:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

I can very well relate to every bt d irony of it was i was neva involved directly in any.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 7:51pm On Jul 05, 2016

kingdong:
wen person mess for group and u no sabi who mess am, u go begin sing while pointing to each person there until the end of the song, whoever your pointing ends at na hin mess.
song:
hmmm, na wetin, na mess, who mess am, na john,john say no be him, john say na jide, jide say no be him, jide say na amaka, amaka say no be him, amaka say na musa, (repeat with as many names) saraki say dont worry, na my yansh poon!

kpangolo cigar, babadudu....

u no tall u no short u be like ojukwu walking stick

u mess kpangolo say tumgbatum

u mess mama bonboy t0t0 off candle

kpas lobo ye

you don remind me another one. dibi dibi dobo dobo kpas lobo ye.

Haaaaaaa hahahaha grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 7:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ochhie:
U chop bread, use the nylon do agbada See ur flat head like conductor slippers

obo iya e je chingum

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by BumbleBee2ice(f): 7:54pm On Jul 05, 2016

Aswear dey don't o, come to Shomolu those days u go cry tire bcs of insult.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by kashman04(m): 7:57pm On Jul 05, 2016

You drink 3holy communion you shit 3reverend father.
You mess kuli kuli tie wrapper come dey wait for taxi

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

Hilarious but never heard of any.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Lacomb(m): 8:02pm On Jul 05, 2016

I say make you spell taxi you said Tee aaa times one

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 8:06pm On Jul 05, 2016

thanks to OP for this. made me look back now am missing childhood. tears dey come for my eyes now. now I can only imagine where all childhood friends would be.

this life is just too sweet, too short, too fake, too meaningful and too meaningless.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by guiddoti: 8:07pm On Jul 05, 2016

sainty2k3:
u can form o. u wey we grow together for village. u wan make I expose you..

dont mind am. na garri bag him take sow dress.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

u de craze, u de mad, u no know your mate, karateee!!!

song:
with ur thin thin leg like Tina state
with ur bend bend leg like bendel state
with ur big big head like (I don forget that side o)

u mess kuli kuli jump up

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 8:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

sainty2k3:
u can form o. u wey we grow together for village. u wan make I expose you..

If I hear

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

schumastic:
then you probably didn't grow up in lag

lol.. Yes

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