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Are you heartbroken?
Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after dating him for years and you need to send thunder to fire his
destiny?
Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u
were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he
had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?
That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times
but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire
him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she
replied you with just "K"... Do you want to send thunder to strike
her dumb?
That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on
that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a
friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via
email?.
.
Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at the
THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams.
You can now send thunder to various people who have
offended you.

We have very specially prepared thunders at your service.
Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of
them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently
buried in the sambisa forest.
Some come at discounted prices.
We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes...
Including the Heartbroken
Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.
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Thank you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahbahabahahhahhababahahhahahahahahahahahaha (its this kind of laff that my sisters would ask if I'm vomiting)
Lwkmd oo.

obiorathesubtle:
If y'all keep copying the shÍt they send you on whatsapp groups.. Imma have to start slapping some sense into some senseless motherfuckers..


Thezz ezz boolsheet!

really annoying

Mumu ;-/

I'm just gonna pretend as if I didn't read that. Fresh off a 3-day ban. Won't want to go back so soon for a stale post. Let me just waka go back to 'New Topics'

*yawns* biko somebody should summarise that article 4 me

ErnieSmallzz:
*yawns* biko somebody should summarise that article 4 me

YOU ASKED FOR IT

obiorathesubtle:
If y'all keep copying the shÍt they send you on whatsapp groups.. Imma have to start slapping some sense into some senseless motherfuckers..


Thezz ezz boolsheet!

People have become so sad and frustrated... they forget that laughter is food to the soul. Get over yourself bruh!

Gbemiie:
Mumu ;-/

By their hate speeches, you shall know them... another sadist spotted!

Oh yea thunder company, konji has done so much to my life,it has made me bore my bed and apply vaseline to the hole jus to stick my dick in2 it wheneva I I'm tormented by it,
Rai nau my pillow doesn't feel good abt me any more cos of wat I still do to it every night,


Thunder company please do justice to konji for me


Thanks!

By accident, I found a great website for those with a broken heart - http://exback.how/husband/ , and recomended it to a good friend of mine who was desperate to get her ex husband back. As she said, it helped her a lot!

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