₦airaland Forum

bomasek:
Guy instead of carrying HIV kit up and down,kukuma settle for one baby and raise a family.

U think say u go just see woman and ask to test her just like that.

xendra:
This made me laugh so hard... he is lucky you still have his time.

esosa993:
the guy na just goat, I guess you've had a brawl with him before that's why he mentioned you too, he thinks mentioning my moniker in his olosho post will me make me scared of him, a 31 year old acting like someone with a leaking brain , he's living in a dream world liar
wetin we no go see


he even claims he carries out test on olosho that guys madness no be here

esosa993:
Am sorry jor, didn't mean to mention your moniker, I was only trying to pass a message to that with an empty skull

VaginaTerrorist:
the Mighty SmellingAnus! I Hail ooo!

SmellingAnus:
my brother... You too much ... I hail back...

TrapQueen77:
Hey boo u awake? The man that never sleeps eh ? U know VJLord?

SmellingAnus:
hahahahaha My first Love on NL, the one that knows me more than everyother person...

TrapQueen77:
ur always be my special agege bread ...no wonder I don't see u at the backstage coz here roaming around


Miss u boo happy sunday

SmellingAnus:
hahahah Miss you too Love.... My Nigerian wife wife that somehow found her self born and raised in Asia...

TrapQueen77:
hahahahha ...I'm Nigerian ooo u see I speak pidgin well well now ehn.. (Hahahahahha I can't stop laughing, this pidgin language is highly contagious)

SmellingAnus:
hahahha the way you speak the pidgin I know some persons on this forum must have assumed that you are a Nigerian

TrapQueen77:
Let them think tat way boo ur a great teacher anyway... I read all ur comments and I jot it down those bits and see If I cud use them someday...

We chat later, time for me to go out. The rain juz stopped . I need to robbed some asses on the streets... take care

Babzilla:
After watching her insult someone's mother and all that attitude? Homie I think U need to slow down a bit here

PaulKillerman:
my nigga, Na thus thing that idiot of a boy do now, whe vex me as I dey now, e dey hot my body,

I catch fun with these biitches I mentioned, there presence and bickering gives me smiles, as I enjoy them, and na their type I dey like fork... But seeing a nigga acting like a pussycat bitch dey vex me like weeettttiiinnn..... It's killing... Kiai... Brother... I dey vex like weettttiiinnnn, I feel so hot right now... Kai...

Make God punish devil...

PaulKillerman:
My baba them, make Una sorry I dey busy since, so na so the thing be,

Contd....


So my people, na so I went back to the club and met my hoes there, and concluded with favour, and took her to my room (that I just procured) ... Afterwards I bathed, and I asked to bath too, my people as the bitch pull her cloth, I discourage, there was absolutely nothing underneath the cloths, but unappealing look and trashy skin, kai, how Guyman go do now? Just say I must continue what I have started. My people, as the bitch go baff come back, her whole make up was all washed off, and she is on the short side... My people, the bitch was just looking like a small demon lying on my bed, but Wetin Guyman go do nau She don already collect her money, so I must fork. Na so I tell her my terms she agreed, I reached for my Retroviral kit and ran a quick one on her, she was free. Na so I position. As I was about to penetrate into the demonic gate, fully clothed in the apparel of glory, the bitch told me she was seeing her period, I felt she was joking and was bluffed her, I penetrated and was smashing the demon like a priest performing an exorcist ritual with his waist, as I was stroking, the bitch told me to hurry up, ;Dthat it seems the blood (menstrual effluent) is about coming out... Na so I stand, provoke, went in and washed up and came bacj, I asked what kind of a female is she having sex during her red days, that it was outrageous and stupid, I told her I was done with her, that I wasn't interested no more. .. As I was gisting, a call came in, that wee hours of the morning , from who? I checked my phone . She's calling me now.. WTF, this night go make sense....

Will continue shortly , brb...



My bitches please follow up. And see how your kinds are being ravaged...

VaginaTerrorist:
Vvhulture Fork yhou and yhur diiiiirty toto! Why should call Paulkillerman (s) Mama 4 here. Abi you no get elders 4 una village? Dont yhou know dat he can feed 10000 of ur kindzz?

HIGHESTPOPORI:
And why haven't u updated ur diary since last year?

VaginaTerrorist:
Vvhulture Fork yhou and yhur diiiiirty toto! Why should call Paulkillerman (s) Mama 4 here. Abi you no get elders 4 una village? Dont yhou know dat he can feed 10000 of ur kindzz?

telim:
Na to pack come Ph na him sure pass.. Girls for lokoja Don tire me..

VaginaTerrorist:
Our Paulkillerman is very wise and knows the best. So no con here dey suggest yampilatistis. Besides na only fowl dey use, ''raise'' for. Meanwhile i urge u to take more 501 and orijin + that black cow yansh

PaulKillerman:
MA nigga, I salute you like weettttiiinnnn... Those bitchees dey make me laff, very funny set... Them just dey dey mumu themselves , dey boil like fowl weh born new while I catch ma fun, like wettiiinnn..., make them dey boil, it gives me delight...

Ma nigga, God blessed breh, remain blessed...

PaulKillerman:
MA nigga, I salute you like weettttiiinnnn... Those bitchees dey make me laff, very funny set... Them just dey dey mumu themselves , dey boil like fowl weh born new while I catch ma fun, like wettiiinnn..., make them dey boil, it gives me delight...

Ma nigga, God blessed breh, remain blessed...

baba, we shall be waiting...
@nmreports, I didn't mean to insult you and never intended to, I only called you the character you portrayed on the biitch... No insults intended, that's not my style...

I still dey salute all ma niggaz...

Yes oh, na soooo...

bomasek:
Baba the...

magicminister:
What is the name of your "retro-viral" kit?
Is it a blood test or a saliva test strip?


There are only 3 FDA approved home test Kits for HIV


1- ORAQUICK: this uses saliva. Can only Detect HIV Anti-bodies after 3 months of infection. Costs about 40-60 dollars (appx 15k)

2- ORASURE HIV1: Uses saliva. Can only detect HIV 1. Contains 100 strips and costs about 1600 dollars (appx 400,000k)

3- Home Access HIV-1 Test System: Uses blood. The blood sample is collected and then sent to the lab. This one isn't feasible so i did not really look into it.

I am not trying to discredit you but i have never seen you say you tested a girl and she came out positive!
With the HIV prevalence rate (1 in ever 10 person) in Nigeria, i would expect that by now, you should have come across a couple of HIV positive lady.

esosa993:
searching4love, please I don't know how to post the link of that your health tips about STDs and all, please can you do me a favour and post the link or teach me how to post a link ....... so I can paste it in threads like this, save a life searchng4love


and as for y ou or truly you living that life, the tendcy you will get diseases is high, I just pity your generation, but then again .....it's better if people like catch diseases and leave nairaland for sane people......this will be the last time I'll reply you..... henceforth anytime u mention me,I'll report you, you are losing every respect you don't even deserve

esosa993:
Am sorry jor, didn't mean to mention your moniker, I was only trying to pass a message to that with an empty skull

magicminister:
What is the name of your "retro-viral" kit?
Is it a blood test or a saliva test strip?


There are only 3 FDA approved home test Kits for HIV


1- ORAQUICK: this uses saliva. Can only Detect HIV Anti-bodies after 3 months of infection. Costs about 40-60 dollars (appx 15k)

2- ORASURE HIV1: Uses saliva. Can only detect HIV 1. Contains 100 strips and costs about 1600 dollars (appx 400,000k)

3- Home Access HIV-1 Test System: Uses blood. The blood sample is collected and then sent to the lab. This one isn't feasible so i did not really look into it.

I am not trying to discredit you but i have never seen you say you tested a girl and she came out positive!
With the HIV prevalence rate (1 in ever 10 person) in Nigeria, i would expect that by now, you should have come across a couple of HIV positive lady.
Its very wrong to assume that 1in every 10persons in NG is living with the HIV virus. I support HIV program in NG. Is wrong. For testing, we widely use our national algorithm for testing esp in public and most private health centres. The Rapid kits commonly used is Determine strips (as first line), Unigold & Stat pak as confirmatory and tie breaker respectively.
Its better to access this service from a health care provider like a lab personnel or a counselor for comprehensiveness