₦airaland Forum

Starting out as an inconsequential pair of innocent
buds in the frontal section of the thoracic cavity,
the prepubertal female breasts undergo a most
amazing transformation during puberty and
thereafter!
I would not bore you with medical jargon
associated with such staged metamorphosis and
the hormonal impartations associated with such.
Suffice it however to say that the female gender
appears readier to have these wonderful organs
serve cosmetic cum sexual functions than the God-
mandated nutritional duties they are predestined
for...for her offsprings!
She somehow believes that suckling her neonate
would more likely hasten the flattening process
than suckling by a full-grown man! So she feeds the
unfortunate infant on cows milk! But the
advantages of human milk over cows milk are
countless! Bonding! Antibodies to fight off
infections! Clean! Right temperate! Easy digestion!
But our dear ladies would rather opt for the
cosmetic option!
Cosmetic....to give "shape" to the blouse as its
juttingly-provocative allure and pinpoint apex acts
in concert with a pair of well-rounded buttocks to
synergistically perform a most Intimate miracle on
the unwary male! As he mis-spends, miscues, mis-
jives...and generally misbehaves!
But my regret lies in the bitter fact that this "breast
and buttcok shakara" can only last a short while.
I feel pained each time I tilt up my huge head to
see the fruits of a pawpaw tree in my backyard as
they dangle soullessly on their stalks. This only
serves as a stark reminder of the ominous fate
that awaits the female breasts in their intermediate
stages of life....on their way to yet end up as a
pair of pancakes....
....or slippers....


Dr Tosin Akindele is a medical practitioner and
public affairs analyst.

Come op is this Ur mum's breast or what?

Cutehector:
Come op is this Ur mum's breast or what?

no,its ur mum's own,she let me took the picture when I visited her in the village

Cutehector:
Come op is this Ur mum's breast or what?

you didn't have to call her mum!