sinaj:
lol @ charity comment

maiahsaiah:
Sometimes I feel ashamed being a woman, like they are so fake and confused.

tosyne2much:
I'm glad you can admit that ladies are confused being

maiahsaiah:


I didn't say it so you can gloat over it.

sinaj:
Your grammar chased her away

Um... are u related to Jenifa

2dugged:
exactly, just the same way all men are not the same, so also all women are not the same, I can be so horney to sleep with a guy on the first date ,but some girls wouldn't mind, different people different value system

Godswillnwaoma:
so when a girl who is just your friend you for the first time you start pressing her breast and abusing her sexually.
Guy I.m not like that ok

PushPlay:
I don't know why but girls usually don't forgive men who don't touch them when they visit .

That is a big crime bro!

macotrading72:
guy English Na your language?

macotrading72:
in short Na so I take lose my first ever girl friend, now I know better that when a girl/ woman says no trust me the answer is yes, we the guys should learn how to decode.

sinaj:


O! Likes? *runs to check if I can buy something with it*

Likes doesn't credit my acc. Sir. So I don't see why I should be happy about it.

Talking about respect, I respect people a lot nd can be friendly too with people.

Talking about stage, sorry you don't know me or what stage m in right now, so you can as well keep ur theory to yourself.

And lastly about mocking, I don't mock people, nd dnt think I will ever do that.

It's a pity how some persons read leaving their sense of humor aside.

If u had really gone through the thread, u would av seen where I replied to the op's mention again.

You don't just jump to conclusion about things u knw nothing about.

Thanks all d xme

tosyne2much:
You come here to display an height of STUPIDITY and ILLITERACY yet you claimed it was humor. That your pathetic being doesn't shifted the blame on humor clearly shows your height of dumbness and illiteracy. When a wise man reads something, he overlooks the blunders in a write but will use his intuition to read meaning to it. A foolish attention retard like you read write-ups without using your intuition, instead, you will want to show that you know better.

Lemme get something into your dumb skull, illiteracy is not only the inability to read, write or speak, but the inability to take to simple correction and accept one's wrong doing.

I won't be surprised if most of you who form ambassadors for grammar on Nairaland might even be bagging loads of carryovers in school.

Keep wasting your time on Nairaland forming English scholar while the grammatical deficient ones keep smiling to their banks to deposit millions of Naira

macotrading72:
it's not about watching many American films, oyinbo girls generally are very open when it comes to adult topics unlike our African sisters.

tosyne2much:
You come here to display an height of STUPIDITY and ILLITERACY yet you claimed it was humor. That your pathetic being doesn't shifted the blame on humor clearly shows your height of dumbness and illiteracy. When a wise man reads something, he overlooks the blunders in a write but will use his intuition to read meaning to it. A foolish attention retard like you read write-ups without using your intuition, instead, you will want to show that you know better.

Lemme get something into your dumb skull, illiteracy is not only the inability to read, write or speak, but the inability to take to simple correction and accept one's wrong doing.

I won't be surprised if most of you who form ambassadors for grammar on Nairaland might even be bagging loads of carryovers in school.

Keep wasting your time on Nairaland forming English scholar while the grammatical deficient ones keep smiling to their banks to deposit millions of Naira

Tenkobos:
I Didn't say you should squeeze her breast like eba.

Press it like gentleman.

Don't be destructive.

tosyne2much:
You come here to display an height of STUPIDITY and ILLITERACY yet you claimed it was humor. That your pathetic being doesn't shifted the blame on humor clearly shows your height of dumbness and illiteracy. When a wise man reads something, he overlooks the blunders in a write but will use his intuition to read meaning to it. A foolish attention retard like you read write-ups without using your intuition, instead, you will want to show that you know better.

Lemme get something into your dumb skull, illiteracy is not only the inability to read, write or speak, but the inability to take to simple correction and accept one's wrong doing.

I won't be surprised if most of you who form ambassadors for grammar on Nairaland might even be bagging loads of carryovers in school.

Keep wasting your time on Nairaland forming English scholar while the grammatical deficient ones keep smiling to their banks to deposit millions of Naira

SycophanticGoat:



Don't mind that guy.. It's just like me meeting someone like Mzpecs (even tho I have a crush on her) for the first time and then handling with her small chest that first time. Doesn't make any sense jor. Nonetheless, there are some girls that don't like taking it slow, those ones can be handled in such manner.




Mzpec.s, is this true?

Lol

I think he's referring to girls.. I'm not a girl

sinaj:


Look here boy, I just don't know why you are sounding so pathetic and frustrated this morning.

If you are so wise as you claim, you would have given him your advice which am sure is the reason while you clicked on this thread instead of putting your running nose in my mention.


If you are having any academic issue, or carry over, you know where to run to.

Run to the library nd get pathetic self out of my mention.

You don't have to vent your academic frustration on some other person.


I can't remember mentioning you, neither did you subscribe my phone for me.

I have the right to post whatever I like, if it's offensive to anyone, a reasonable person will confront nd receive an apology if necessary and not ranting like a kid that got stung by a bee.



Now run along boy, I have noticed you enough

In as much as I don't brag, you're nowhere near me when it come to good academic standing.. It's so obvious you're the one that is academically crippled, if not you won't come here to display your ILLITERACY

tosyne2much:
You come here to display an height of STUPIDITY and ILLITERACY yet you claimed it was humor. That your pathetic being shifted the blame on my lack of sense of humor clearly shows your height of dumbness and illiteracy is unquantifiable . When a wise man reads something, he overlooks the blunders in it and will use his intuition to read meaning to it. A foolish attention retard like you lack good intuition, therefore, you will look for a way to show your foolishness to the world.

Lemme get something into your dumb skull, illiteracy is not only measured by the inability to read, write or speak coherent English, but the inability to take to simple correction and accept one's wrong doing.

I won't be surprised if most of you who form ambassadors for grammar on Nairaland end up being the students battling with loads of carryovers in school.

You can come here to say thrash because you have no idea of how hard it is to come up with an article. Keep wasting your time on Nairaland forming English scholar while the grammatically deficient ones keep smiling to their banks to deposit and withdraw millions of Naira

loadux:
I can't believe the level of depravity displayed on this thread, I mean a girl coming to visit a guy automatically equals sex. I seriously don't knw where this present generation is going.

@ op I think the answer to ur question is she simply came to visit to you just as she said, the reason she may not return ur call could be that her boyfriend found out, he suspecting you may want to make a move on his girl, caused an issue between them and she simply refused picking ur calls to show her boyfriend she committed to her present relationship.

tosyne2much:
[s] In as much as I don't brag, you're nowhere near me when it come to good academic standing.. It's so obvious you're the one that is academically crippled, if not you won't come here to display your ILLITERACY [/s]

If it isn't the famous rag used and dumped by diddy.diva. Dude, if you were half as smart as you claim, your stvpid ass won't be so f00lish to send money to a girl you haven't met for the purpose of buying her a phone to send your lonely ass nudess with!


Useless frenchify non-entity whose only claim to to relevance is writing dumb lists of "Ten Things" and a whole lot of balderdash spewed by insecure virgin boys with zero knowledge of women.
Your I.Q is proportional to your micro-pennis, little wonder you keep getting dumped! From diddy.diva to....... Lemmie save that for when you dare to stir my anger.
Effeminate little rat!


Welcome to hell, the meals here are served ice-cold!

tosyne2much:
In as much as I don't brag, you're nowhere near me when it come to good academic standing.. It's so obvious you're the one that is academically crippled, if not you won't come here to display your ILLITERACY

TheValiant:


If it isn't the famous rag used and dumped by diddy.diva. Dude, if you were half as smart as you claim, your stvpid ass won't be so f00lish to send money to a girl you haven't met for the purpose of buying her a phone!


Useless frenchify non-entity whose only claim to to relevance is writing dumb lists of "Ten Things" and a whole lot of balderdash spewed by insecure virgin boys with zero knowledge of women. Your I.Q is proportional to your micro-penis, little wonder you keep getting dumped! From diddy.diva to....... Lemmie save that for when you dare to stir my anger.
Effeminate little boy!


Welcome to hell, the meals here are served ice-cold!

And the coward obviously switched to her alternate account to defend herself. Look here girl !, let's wrestle with your normal account. Don't be a coward. Even if you want to display your cowardice, kindly come up with a better punch.. Thank you

MzPecs:

Lol

I think he's referring to girls.. I'm not a girl

wristbangle:


This e-murdering is too much oo. I hope the babe in question will be able to survive this devastating bashing.

Hahaha Sometimes you have to come out of your gentleman's shell and give these daughters of Jezebel what they deserve

Ryocaj:
.This guy ehn... na wa o .This guy ehn... na wa 4 u o

TheValiant:


If it isn't the famous rag used and dumped by diddy.diva. Dude, if you were half as smart as you claim, your stvpid ass won't be so f00lish to send money to a girl you haven't met for the purpose of buying her a phone to send your lonely ass nudess with!


Useless frenchify non-entity whose only claim to to relevance is writing dumb lists of "Ten Things" and a whole lot of balderdash spewed by insecure virgin boys with zero knowledge of women.
Your I.Q is proportional to your micro-pennis, little wonder you keep getting dumped! From diddy.diva to....... Lemmie save that for when you dare to stir my anger.
Effeminate little rat!


Welcome to hell, the meals here are served ice-cold!

SycophanticGoat:


What are you?

I'm a full grown woman..

Godswillnwaoma:
See me see wahala oooo, there is this female friend of mine for about two years now and we are very close to each other.
We talk about everything like education, politics, love and relationship, she even told me about her boyfriend who promise to marry her after she must have graduated. Whenever she had issues with her boyfriend she will run to me for advice which I have never disappointed her because I give her the best advice to make sure her relationship with the guy is going smoothly.
I wanted to woo her but I later changed my mind immediately she reviewed her relationship with the guy to me, but I still maintain the mutual friendship because she is a nice and friendly person.
Fast forward last week, I received a call from her that she is coming to my place which I asked her why, she said she wanted to know where I live I said ok no problem.
Few hours before she came, I package myself wella by arranging my room, bought two litres' of fuel for my generator incase nepa Bleep up,I enter kitchen and start preparing indomie with eggs because I wanted to make her feel home when she come because this is her first visit.
So as i was in the kitchen I heard a knock on my door and here she come.
We ate the noodle, watched firms and talked about many things. Inside me I have no intention of touching, kissing or any other immoral things in my mind because first, she is not my girlfriend, secondly she is into a serious relationship and thirdly I see her as just as a friend.
To my biggest surprise, immediately she left my place , days later I called her on phone she refused picking my calls. Up till as I.m typing this she has not pick my call.

tosyne2much:
[s] And coward finally switched to her alternate account to defend herself. Look here girl, let's wrestle with your normal account. Don't be a coward. Thank you [/s]

sinaj:


This is the exact line my kid bro use whenever he brags about his academic performance to his peers that pissed him off


Grow up boy, you don't have to brag about your performance, allow your excellence and perfection do the talking for you




GRACIAS!

What business do I have with your family member.. When I say brain no dey ur head, you suppose accept