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OK guys, these stories were culled from SDK blog. They are so hilarious and I just had to share them here.



1) Stella my wedding night brouhaha was funny,frustrating and disappointing. Me and hubby started dating after being friends for over seven years.We dated for four months before we tied the knot(no sex relationship). I was celibate for six months before he proposed and so told
him no sex till wedding night but never knew I took a wrong
decision.He happily obliged to my decision and said after all
he's not a sex freak.

After the wedding reception,we counted our money there and then in the hall cos I didnt want any disturbance in the hotel room.We gave the counted money to my sister in law.
When we got to the hotel room,my heart was really pounding
cos you know most lanky men have long big 'thing' down
there.Was just thinking how painful and sweet it was gonna
be.

So after showering,I told DH that the time has come,he
answered lets 'start now.

Bvs I touch dh,suck ,romance and yet the 'boy' no gree
stand!!!
I asked him' baby watsup with your ' thing' ,is it not working.
He answered..but I told you when we were dating that I'm not
into women like that.

He said this has been happening to him but with time,he will
be fine.Stella I started crying and shout ''why I sign that
marriage certificate ooo,why didnt I test drive ooo,I love sex
oo ,how will I cope ooo...i can't cheat'oo...conji hold me since
ooo,God show me mercy ooo''!

Dh was just motionless for some hours before he started
apologizing for not telling me and i should help him seek for
solution.So we no come 'collect ' that night and didnt sleep till day break.
I stood with him all through his treatment and to the Glory of
God,we are now enjoying the big 'thing' God gave him.
But Stella and Bvs,its good to ' test drive oo' ,most men
blokos no normal oo.
Men always try to be truthful,most women would understand .

2) That was how I fell in love with one Ibo guy. The day we planned on doing the do came and the guy was as huge as six months old chubby baby laps. Long fat thing like that. I just look the stuff my love for him vanished. I told the guy that I have a confession to make before we start. He said OK. I told him I had HIV. The guy erection came down within seconds. He rushed to brush his teeth and was his mouth. I dressed up an ran for my life. No be my kitten person go destroy.

LOL! I've been following the wedding night thing on SDK blog from the 9th episode and I find it entertaining. The comments are damn funny and I'm particularly in-love with a certain commenter James, whoever that dude is ehh is damn crazy and funny and seriously needs help.

Test drive o! To avoid the story that touches.

ronald4lif:
LOL! I've been following the wedding night thing on SDK blog from the 9th episode and I find it entertaining. The comments are damn funny and I'm particularly in-love with a certain commenter James, whoever that dude is ehh is damn crazy and funny and seriously needs help.

Lolz. Am telling you. Nigerians are really funny

PushPlay:
Test drive o!
To avoid the story that touches.

Its good o but it doesn't justify fornication

lol

Hahahaha This is so funny

pweetylivia:
Its good o but it doesn't justify fornication

same been followin that and the omugo stories

That James aka money making machine guy is a nuisance! !
His comments are usually very ridiculous , very annoying somebody
I usually jump and pass his comments because I know it won't make sense

ronald4lif:
LOL! I've been following the wedding night thing on SDK blog from the 9th episode and I find it entertaining. The comments are damn funny and I'm particularly in-love with a certain commenter James, whoever that dude is ehh is damn crazy and funny and seriously needs help.

Fabulocity:
That James aka money making machine guy is a nuisance! !
His comments are usually very ridiculous , very annoying somebody
I usually jump and pass his comments because I know it won't make sense

Haha. I actually love to read him. He has a way of intentionally provoking ladies BV on the blog with his disses and they always fall for it by attacking him. Most times I just visit and scroll down to his comments just laughs.

Fabulocity:
That James aka money making machine guy is a nuisance! !
His comments are usually very ridiculous , very annoying somebody
I usually jump and pass his comments because I know it won't make sense

lol. He is seriously a nuisance

iAmCharis polst=47570010:

LOL CHUBBY baby laps junior

drnairalov:
same been followin that and the omugo stories

am not really enjoying the omugwo story

No testing, no buying

pweetylivia:
LOL CHUBBY baby laps junior

She didn't want anything to destroy her womb.

pweetylivia:
Its good o but it doesn't justify fornication

What a contradictory post. You are either here or there.

For me, no testing before marriage.

Team Virgin United FC. Virgin man marries Virgin woman.

MasterJayJay:
For me, no testing before marriage.

Team Virgin United FC. Virgin man marries Virgin woman.

I guess you've seen the 'virgin woman'

pweetylivia:
I guess you've seen the 'virgin woman'

Not yet.