₦airaland Forum

1.
The Nigerian provisions starter pack:


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If you don’t have all these, you’ve not started.

2.
The official padlock for stingy students:



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The worst people.

3.
When you’re with your Nasco and you see someone chowing Kelloggs



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Please be going.

4.
You, the first time they jacked your locker and stole your provisions:

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Just leave me to die here.

5.
When you beg your guys for provisions and they say they haven’t launched it yet.




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Is this one mad?

6.
When you’re the only one in your dorm that got provisions on visiting day.




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As a bad guy

7.
When seniors see you entering the hostel with provisions.









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It’s all over.

8.
When a senior gives you bowl to go and fill with milk.

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God, why me?

9.
When you get back from class and catch someone trying to jack your locker.



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You don enter am today.

10.
When you open your provisions and people with spoons start appearing like:




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Who are these ones?

11.
When you’re the only one in your room left with provisions.




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Oya beg me.

12.
When they steal provisions from the stingiest person in your room.




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God is good.

13.
How you look at people that take their unopened provisions back home:



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Na wa for una.




source: http://zikoko.com/list/provisions-hustle-in-school/

if to say i go school ..I for know all this

I can relate.


When you went through so many stress, and you got back to hostel and met your foodstuffs messed up by rats.

What of Indomie?

Need something on Jumia?
CONTACT ME NOW!

Feel the mama....









If I could choose girl I choose you

✌

Chaii!! See my padi, my main man, Life saver, my Nwannem,Tokoz!!! But, if that im mumu settings scatter, you don use 30minutes re-set am

Lol




This is so funny

what is provision

Most hilarious I've seen here by far.

Keep it up!

terrible boarding house days, after guarding provision, U'll guard clothes, books, money... seriously it was terrible

shout out to all school house boys...UP SCHOOL ! UP SCHOOL !!

Provision kor na garri and toothpaste give me go sch I can remember vividly

You'll see people that'll put milk, milo, cornflakes, golden morn, cabin biscuit, sugar all in one cup

Ogini

,

So true though.
I still have some of those crazy skl habits like soaking Garri with milo,Milk and Sugar.
Smh
Those were the times.lol

I remember dos gud old days at fgc okposi




Quote me pls if u attended FGC Okposi

op killed it at #10

I rep Unity schools All this stuffs re tru FGCI.

Seconded.
FGCIK na in bad pass. those wicked seniors and stingy juniors enh! God will judge all of una.
Stingy Juniors be like:
ME: give me gaari abeg
JNR:no I can't, my mummy av counted it.
Wicked Seniors be like
SEN: take this 50naira and buy me 200naira beske at the tuck-shop. Collect 300naira change come.
ME: senior ahhhh
SEN: lie flat...

Omo..ko easy mehn

op this is xo like my sec SCH.. kings college...

lmao


u sure say u no be kcob?


I'm so good at number 10



the day number 4 happened to me after I went to dining hall.(DH)
I nearly die



and I Neva launch my provz that time oo


chai.. miss those days