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When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:42am On Jul 21, 2016
Here is how to know if your parents are at that point with you;


1. You’ve graduated from school

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/graduate.png

Once you’ve graduated from school your time in your parents house has expired. Come and go and marry abeg!
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:43am On Jul 21, 2016
2. You greet your parents in the morning and they barely answer you

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sad1.jpg

“Ehn the morning will be better when you marry!”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:44am On Jul 21, 2016
3. Every family prayer involves spiritual torchlight “to fish out” your partner


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/searching.gif

“Maybe they are blocking your star in the spiritual world.”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Nobody:
Marriage is not by force.

Make una go sleep. Who marriage epp?

I am not saying people should not get married but its a thing of choice stop making people feel bad about themselves simply because they refused to get married. Different strokes for different folks. I wonder what this thread is supposed to mean undecided
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:45am On Jul 21, 2016
4. Everytime you attend weddings with your parents they must announce your qualifications to everybody


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/17ogl1.jpg

It’s not that they are proud of you oh. It’s that they are looking for someone to come and collect you.
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Nobody: 11:45am On Jul 21, 2016
And dey be like' . . . God, fight my enemies who say i won't carry my grandchildren before i die.
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Lovelynature(m): 11:45am On Jul 21, 2016
Following
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:47am On Jul 21, 2016
5. When you misbehave at home they imply that’s why you are single


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Angry.jpg


“You cannot greet abi? That’s why you are not married.”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:48am On Jul 21, 2016
6. When you do something they like, they tie it to marriage


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/chuzzus-smile.png

“Just continue like this, you will soon have your own home.”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:49am On Jul 21, 2016
7. When they hear about any singles event in the city, they demand you go

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/the-one-about-marraige.jpg



“You cannot just be staying like this in the house. Go and help yourself!”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:50am On Jul 21, 2016
8. Any friend of the opposite sex that comes to visit you is viewed as a prospective partner


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/boyfriend.jpg


“I know the children I gave birth to. Which one is ‘he is like a brother to me?'”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:51am On Jul 21, 2016
9. How they look at you when you are still forming selective

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/CMC54vHWgAEpzc-.jpg

“You better manage that man like that o jare!”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by teekay213(m): 11:52am On Jul 21, 2016
nice one op.continu...
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:53am On Jul 21, 2016
10. How they act when you say you want to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/200_s-2.gif

“AH! Who will collect you now?”
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op):
So if you recognise more than one of these,
^^

coolsix:
Marriage is not by force.
Make una go sleep. Who marriage epp?
Or this..^^

just know your parents and we here are tired of you. Go and marry! grin



Source: http://zikoko.com/list/marriage-oclock
Cc: lalasticlala
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by czarr(m): 11:56am On Jul 21, 2016
Lol grin
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:56am On Jul 21, 2016
cheesy lol, wow Op u try grin


I hope u didn't Copy & paste oh? undecided i cannor comman praise 4 what u stole oh lipsrsealed

*modified* Okay, its from zikoko? NICE 1 grin
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by MzPecs(f): 11:57am On Jul 21, 2016
Jesu!
*In Falz voice* Op, ya very very funny! grin grin grin
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Girl360(f): 11:59am On Jul 21, 2016
photoshoot:
7. When they hear about any singles event in the city, they demand you go

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/the-one-about-marraige.jpg



“You cannot just be staying like this in the house. Go and help yourself!”
Lmfao....

This beautiful sister must marry.

Yesu Kristo!
So marriage has now become a thing of life and death?

What a good way to milk women at church conventions. Lol
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 11:59am On Jul 21, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy lol, wow Op u try grin


I hope u didn't Copy & paste oh? undecided i cannor comman praise 4 what u stole oh lipsrsealed


Lol, it's from zikoko, modify your post ma' wink
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 21, 2016
Marry before I turn 29 that's the goal but all this U-27 girls play ball pass Messi...It tire me undecided
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by falconey(m): 12:04pm On Jul 21, 2016
grin
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Layooluwa(f): 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2016
Hahahaha!! Very funnycheesy
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by blanquito(m): 12:24pm On Jul 21, 2016
Lmao.op u nailed it!!
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 12:35pm On Jul 21, 2016
blanquito:
Lmao.op u nailed it!!
Lool, thanks so much sir.

I only sourced for it online.
Real owner: zikoko.com

smiley
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by UrWorstNitemare: 12:41pm On Jul 21, 2016
tongue
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by photoshoot(op): 12:49pm On Jul 21, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
tongue
Lol, kilode? sad
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jul 21, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Nobody: 12:54pm On Jul 21, 2016
grin grin
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by UrWorstNitemare: 1:01pm On Jul 21, 2016
photoshoot:
Lol, kilode? sad
[size=16pt]Bros, whether u like it or not

Uhaf ta MARRY B4 da end tis year

BY FIRE !!!
(( already, I hear wedding bells))
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Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by SweetieConstie(f):
photoshoot:
7. When they hear about any singles event in the city, they demand you go
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/the-one-about-marraige.jpg
“You cannot just be staying like this in the house. Go and help yourself!”
Lmfaooo!! gringrincheesygringrin



OP, You nailed it oo... This is fvcking hilarious... grin




And then, when the lady turns 40 and still has no husband, she would start running from Church to Church, and the Pastors would be like:: cheesy



Chai, every evil spirit from your grand-mother's village delaying your husband, I say, DIE BY FIRE! DIE BY FIRE!!! cheesygrin
Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by SweetieConstie(f): 1:48pm On Jul 21, 2016
Lalasticlala sir, please, edakun comman move our ministry to the permanent site! cheesy
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