XX01:


I thought if your account is inactive that people can't even pay in.

u can pay in even if it's inactive or dormant

Liftedhands:
Where are my foodies in the house mbok make una come to my rescue o! How do I make peppered snail? My DH wants it today and I've got no clue how to go about it

Erm remember that plot of land weh snake follow enter my yard? Well my DH paid people to come clear it as the owner no gree show face! Hmm the meat weh the boys gather for there ehn? Them bring this one for me saying them just say make dem ask weda I sabi am? That dey have taken big container full home Na so my jaw drop!

Mamas I get snail colony as next door neighbour o

Wow

Mati4christ:

Mamas of ds thread I hail u all. Pls dia is one mama who complaind of ha jajaina bn loosed after bn stitched n hs bn in pains bt cnt go for dressing as instructd by ha doc because of d fear of leaving d baby wt ha hubby. Cnt recall ha moniker..... Jux checking on ha
zycy.

I think esof1

olatebony:
Part 2
My bag had been parked and was already in my boot since 36wks.
At 9:00pm I told dh we shd go to the hosp, that it's better for us to be sent back than to be helpless at midnight cos there is a gate that will be locked before our quarters at 11pm!
All this while I was still feeling d contraction, mild but every 10mins
On getting to d hosp,doc examined me and said I was 2cm wooow so suprised
Within me I was not even ready for baby but my mind just told me to go to d hosp.
D doc set d line for drip and I was taken to the ward.
Real contraction started @ 10 30pm with serious back pain and stomach tightening. Everytime it comes dh would rub d lower back/waist veryyyyyy hard and be saying sorry sorry sorry!
This time it was 5mins apart. At 11 30 I went to beg d doc to come n check me again that it's unbearable,he said it's not possible for me to have fully dilated in 1hr even with a miracle! I shouted at him that what if my own was diff, he said na lie. I went bk upstairs and went to beg d midwife! She said I am not doing like someone having any pains, immediately dh shouted 'my wife is a strong woman, I knw she's in pains,she's bearing it'
D woman agreed to check me and said I was 6cm
At 12am I said baby come now anniversary is ending now lol
At 1:30am I begged to be checked again o cos doc said it's after 4hrs lol. D woman agreed again and said I was 8cm
I was dressed and moved to d delivery room! Dh followed me and kept on rubbing d back even while on d delivery bed. D hard rubbing brought relief
At 2pm I had d strong urge to poo,d midwife said no I should not oo,I kept holding d poo! It got to a stage I coulnt hold it again,she checked and said its time to push lol
I pushed hard and she wud tell me to stop pushing when I dnt feel contraction.
Immediately contraction comes she would tell me to push hard again, I did baby no gree come o
With each push, I was pooping lol! See shit everywhere
I asked her if she has seen babys head she said yes now that I should push hard
Anytime contraction goes I will still be joking and laffing. Once it holds me again story go change
At 2:25am I increased d level of my pushing, I closed my eyes and pushed with all my strength, my princess popped out and started crying, she laid her on my chest for few seconds! Tears of joy rolled down my cheek! Dh wiped it hugged me frm side and was shouting thank you Jesus. She weighed 3.1 the same thing scan gave me 6 days before dat day
I had little tears and d woman said it's because I didn't relax my yansh well tho she's bn saying it before d baby came out that I shd relax my bombom on d bed.
I give God all d glory it ended in praise
4hrs delivery so very diff frm d first time. D placenta was drawn out and I was given an injection in my vjay to deaden d skin and I was stitched. Didn't feel much pains with that.
I was also given a drip on d line dat was set on my hand already,dnt knw d name but d doc came in then and said its for the uterus to come bk to shape on time
All glory to God.
Safe delivery to all waddling mamas! It'll end in praise for you all
CHEERs

Wow congrats on the birth of ur princess, I pray Mine will be effortless and stresless in Jesus name, Amen. I wish dh will be allowed to come Inside with me too, kai. But I knw say General Hospital no go gree....

olatebony:
Part 2
My bag had been parked and was already in my boot since 36wks.
At 9:00pm I told dh we shd go to the hosp, that it's better for us to be sent back than to be helpless at midnight cos there is a gate that will be locked before our quarters at 11pm!
All this while I was still feeling d contraction, mild but every 10mins
On getting to d hosp,doc examined me and said I was 2cm wooow so suprised
Within me I was not even ready for baby but my mind just told me to go to d hosp.
D doc set d line for drip and I was taken to the ward.
Real contraction started @ 10 30pm with serious back pain and stomach tightening. Everytime it comes dh would rub d lower back/waist veryyyyyy hard and be saying sorry sorry sorry!
This time it was 5mins apart. At 11 30 I went to beg d doc to come n check me again that it's unbearable,he said it's not possible for me to have fully dilated in 1hr even with a miracle! I shouted at him that what if my own was diff, he said na lie. I went bk upstairs and went to beg d midwife! She said I am not doing like someone having any pains, immediately dh shouted 'my wife is a strong woman, I knw she's in pains,she's bearing it'
D woman agreed to check me and said I was 6cm
At 12am I said baby come now anniversary is ending now lol
At 1:30am I begged to be checked again o cos doc said it's after 4hrs lol. D woman agreed again and said I was 8cm
I was dressed and moved to d delivery room! Dh followed me and kept on rubbing d back even while on d delivery bed. D hard rubbing brought relief
At 2pm I had d strong urge to poo,d midwife said no I should not oo,I kept holding d poo! It got to a stage I coulnt hold it again,she checked and said its time to push lol
I pushed hard and she wud tell me to stop pushing when I dnt feel contraction.
Immediately contraction comes she would tell me to push hard again, I did baby no gree come o
With each push, I was pooping lol! See shit everywhere
I asked her if she has seen babys head she said yes now that I should push hard
Anytime contraction goes I will still be joking and laffing. Once it holds me again story go change
At 2:25am I increased d level of my pushing, I closed my eyes and pushed with all my strength, my princess popped out and started crying, she laid her on my chest for few seconds! Tears of joy rolled down my cheek! Dh wiped it hugged me frm side and was shouting thank you Jesus. She weighed 3.1 the same thing scan gave me 6 days before dat day
I had little tears and d woman said it's because I didn't relax my yansh well tho she's bn saying it before d baby came out that I shd relax my bombom on d bed.
I give God all d glory it ended in praise
4hrs delivery so very diff frm d first time. D placenta was drawn out and I was given an injection in my vjay to deaden d skin and I was stitched. Didn't feel much pains with that.
I was also given a drip on d line dat was set on my hand already,dnt knw d name but d doc came in then and said its for the uterus to come bk to shape on time
All glory to God.
Safe delivery to all waddling mamas! It'll end in praise for you all
CHEERs

Wow congrats on the birth of ur princess, I pray Mine will be effortless and stresless in Jesus name, Amen. I wish dh will be allowed to come Inside with me too, kai. But I knw say General Hospital no go gree

nifeseun:


dOnt kno lo sex yet, hubby is saying blue n I say pink( w both claim we av seen it in our dreams ) we had to bet 10k o, I must win IJN

So funny, can still remember the scenerio of a mama here, can't remember her moniker, that had a bet with her dh, she placed a bet with her monthly upkeep, he won.

jazzyjazz:
Sorry ma'am. I've searched but I've not found any app that you can usee

But I found this topic on nairaland so maybe you can check it out

Here is the link
https://www.nairaland.com/1250015/how-download-youtube-video-using


BlackBerry is just a complicated device and not friendly with apps at all!

I have a BlackBerry 10 but I only use it to chat and share data with my android

Thank u so much

Evacroft:

Den no less price o,got it for 800 naira each,just got to know wen I was packing my hospital bag. Thank u maam. Lesson learnt.

Make u dey look expiring date for everything oh

jazzyjazz:


BlackBerry is just a complicated device and not friendly with apps at all!

I concur.

Gaily04:


So funny, can still remember the scenerio of a mama here, can't remember her moniker, that had a bet with her dh, she placed a bet with her monthly upkeep, he won.

Me I must win o,

Mati4christ:

Mamas of ds thread I hail u all. Pls dia is one mama who complaind of ha jajaina bn loosed after bn stitched n hs bn in pains bt cnt go for dressing as instructd by ha doc because of d fear of leaving d baby wt ha hubby. Cnt recall ha moniker..... Jux checking on ha

.

Thanks mama for asking after me. I'm fine now. I still went for the dressing for one week, saw my gynae afterwards and he saw d site and said there wouldn't be need to re suture as its healing very fast. He said I shud clean d site with cotton wool and savlon every other day and keep it dry. I don't feel any pain there,just waiting for d site to close up.

Cc: mitchyy. Tnx cappo for checking up on me. My vigilante is day and night. Hubby has gone back to work station, mumsy won't have time till end of this month (she works), no live-in relatives. I'm all by myself, hence, the peeping mode.
Congratulations ma'am Fortius, olatebony and all mamas that put to bed.
Happy birthday cherrymum1.
Ma'am soonest, quick recovery to ur lo

Ada243:

thanks dear. how's ur health today?

Alot better. ...tho occasional headache for some minutes. Thank you for asking

@dexterush

Another Great Akokite in the house

2008 - 2012

FSS

Makama - Yr 1

Mth - Yr 2

Makama - Yr 3

Mth - Yr 4.

Hbd to u mummy lamide n llnp... I wish u all d sekxy goodies life gat to offer n some mur. Wa last ok
Cc: cherrymum1.

Congrats to u mommy olatebony!!! Welcome little butterfly

Ada243:

u can use this to reduce ur tummy fat.

I forgot to mention I had CS. Can I use d post-partum belt too?

mompurity2:



I birthed my babies @ Sterling Specialist Hospital, No 5 king jaja street. Portharcourt.

Genius18, your sister can check this place out too. Thanks mompurity2 for sharing.

Hello sis, plus I want to know How long did you use the preseed for and did it actually work for you ? I mean did you conceive with it? Will appreciate your response ... Thanks in anticipation.....

Rukkington:
Lemme siddon here in other not to miss my lacasera and gala


2016, the year I got my bfp few days to dh birthday.... Tears of joy rolled down my eyes after trying for 6 months. Wanted to hide it from dh and buy baby cloth and socks for him as birthday gift, at least it will give him a clue but mehn, d joy was overwhelming. I couldn't wait for him to come home from work. I had to snap d pt strip and send to him. Dat day was one of d happiest day of my life

Wow @liftedhands may those ur liftedhands b blessed in multiple folds.....choi see chopies abeg make I munch dem sharperly.....tnks o For bookin dat space I was busy kpekusing for for legends dem to show...... all I know b say am a joyful moda of children God bless u plenri for me

mompurity2:
address pls. I need d milestone sticker.

Mama twins, milestone stickers are still available o

beyedew:

It wil nt finish oooo,dem just wan stop u 4rm bringing d goods back,no mind dem..

Personally,I dnt go 4 products dat their expiration date z close by..

Thanks mama.

MY EAZYPEAZY BS...am typing wt one hand so bear wt d errors,

My edd was july 24th nd woke up early 23rd nd purging like no mans business well i thot it was my bf aka mr false labor nd waved it off,fast forward to 4.30pm,was abt preparing dinner wen i started avin mild cramps nd wen it was 15mins apart i got curious nd being a gud student of tisha zaynie,i brot out my watch nd started timing,wen it became 10mins apart i called my nurse to give situation report nd she told me to head to d hospital that labour symptoms differ,dh went to get fuel then i was alone wt lucas,i called him to start cumin nd wen he came i picked up my small hospital bag nd asked d okada man dat brot dh to hold on for me nd left under d drizzling rain[dnt panic mamas d hospital is just opp my estate nd d car get little ish],i got to d hospital exactly 6pm nd d doc did a VE for me nd said i was 6cm dilated,no wonder i didn't feel d pain unlike before nd i called dh to bring my main bag,d cramps were getting intense nd 5mins apart now,i was asked to lie on d bed nd things were set up for d maindeal,wen i saw d nurse brot out my bae's cloth,i got nervous nd touched my tummy nd said i will see u soon dear,we r going to make it out of here,my doc squeezed my hands nd said am doing gud nd shouldn't panic,d contractions were cumin 2mins now nd doc said i should pant nd not push no mata d urge so i kept pantin like dog nd started laughing at a point cuz i know i look ridiculous,wen doc checked me i was 9cm nd he said if he asked me to push,i should raise my head and stare at my navel like a sit up nd wen he said push,i did as directed nd groaned at d 3rd time,my best friend slid out screaming her lungs out at exactly 7.45pm weighing 3.1kg,everything i asked God for He did even though i aint perfect,asked for a girl[checked],an easy delivery[checked],a bigger baby[checked],i had little tear nd while d episiotomy was going on,BAE was cleansed nd takin to her dad and broda,by 8.10pm i walked to d room nd carried my ds nd started prophesying into her life nd asked God to please put smiles on all ttc mamas out there cuz it was a sweet bitter experience talkin abt d pain nd joy thereafter.
My advice to all mamas; Trust ur doctor nd hospital if u don't then beta change hands cuz u need to av faith in ur midwife even though my doc na young dude,i trust him nd he was fantastic.
Pls endeavour to make d 40weeks mark as long as dia is nt any risk,Bae came out white but no cause for alarm wen she was checked,i was anxious too bt thanks to mum zaynie abeg d woman na angel nd i love her,she calmed me nd my capo mitchyy too,gud inlaw.
thirdly stop fretting ova tears,believe me u won't mind wen ur precious made den entrance.
fourthly,av faith in ur strenght as a woman,if a 10yr old can bear pikin,u can too wt cs o or not,God gat u.my whole family were shocked wen i gave birth,my dear father was jst laughing nd said'omo alalubarika ni e' cuz i was actually speaking wt him while d labour ws ongoing,so believe in urself nd dnt feel any less even if it was cs cuz some neva made it out.
to d ttc mamas all miracles happen unexpectedly i had my bfps wen i wasn't supposed to,so keep calm nd rock life b4 vigilante go start rockin una.
senior zaynie thank u i know i will see u one day nd all mamas here i luv u all so much nd lets remember to let go nd let God,,,this isn't a fake story,i had a 35mins labor for my lucas nd had less dan 2hrs for my UNCONDITIONALLY BAE,so it happen nd i aint d only woman,so kini big deal.pls manage cuz i dey carry bae as am typing dis,may d Lord make it easy for all of u my e-sisters.back to vigilante mode,bae will show up for thread cuties nxtweek[bows out].

Ada243:
u can use this to reduce ur tummy fat.

How can i get one??

forgot to add,i kpekus 3months ago cuz my libido dey travel anytym i get belle

Good evening Sabi Mamas, it's been a while and the twins says hi.
The twins will be 6 months on the 10th of August, funny how time flies and I'll like to know when babies legs are strong enough for a walker. Make una help me table the matter.

Mum Lucas @Fortius, thanks so much for your very detailed BS. Asides the lessons to take home which you highlighted at the end, I've also learnt the "pushing position" -stare at your navel.

Your story makes me feel "ready-ier" too.

God bless your best friend! And all the prayers you have said for her are established in Jesus name.

Greet baba baby and egbon aburo for me o.

Congrats momma.

Fortius:
MY EAZYPEAZY BS...am typing wt one hand so bear wt d errors,

My edd was july 24th nd woke up early 23rd nd purging like no mans business well i thot it was my bf aka mr false labor nd waved it off,fast forward to 4.30pm,was abt preparing dinner wen i started avin mild cramps nd wen it was 15mins apart i got curious nd being a gud student of tisha zaynie,i brot out my watch nd started timing,wen it became 10mins apart i called my nurse to give situation report nd she told me to head to d hospital that labour symptoms differ,dh went to get fuel then i was alone wt lucas,i called him to start cumin nd wen he came i picked up my small hospital bag nd asked d okada man dat brot dh to hold on for me nd left under d drizzling rain[dnt panic mamas d hospital is just opp my estate nd d car get little ish],i got to d hospital exactly 6pm nd d doc did a VE for me nd said i was 6cm dilated,no wonder i didn't feel d pain unlike before nd i called dh to bring my main bag,d cramps were getting intense nd 5mins apart now,i was asked to lie on d bed nd things were set up for d maindeal,wen i saw d nurse brot out my bae's cloth,i got nervous nd touched my tummy nd said i will see u soon dear,we r going to make it out of here,my doc squeezed my hands nd said am doing gud nd shouldn't panic,d contractions were cumin 2mins now nd doc said i should pant nd not push no mata d urge so i kept pantin like dog nd started laughing at a point cuz i know i look ridiculous,wen doc checked me i was 9cm nd he said if he asked me to push,i should raise my head and stare at my navel like a sit up nd wen he said push,i did as directed nd groaned at d 3rd time,my best friend slid out screaming her lungs out at exactly 7.45pm weighing 3.1kg,everything i asked God for He did even though i aint perfect,asked for a girl[checked],an easy delivery[checked],a bigger baby[checked],i had little tear nd while d episiotomy was going on,BAE was cleansed nd takin to her dad and broda,by 8.10pm i walked to d room nd carried my ds nd started prophesying into her life nd asked God to please put smiles on all ttc mamas out there cuz it was a sweet bitter experience talkin abt d pain nd joy thereafter.
My advice to all mamas; Trust ur doctor nd hospital if u don't then beta change hands cuz u need to av faith in ur midwife even though my doc na young dude,i trust him nd he was fantastic.
Pls endeavour to make d 40weeks mark as long as dia is nt any risk,Bae came out white but no cause for alarm wen she was checked,i was anxious too bt thanks to mum zaynie abeg d woman na angel nd i love her,she calmed me nd my capo mitchyy too,gud inlaw.
thirdly stop fretting ova tears,believe me u won't mind wen ur precious made den entrance.
fourthly,av faith in ur strenght as a woman,if a 10yr old can bear pikin,u can too wt cs o or not,God gat u.my whole family were shocked wen i gave birth,my dear father was jst laughing nd said'omo alalubarika ni e' cuz i was actually speaking wt him while d labour ws ongoing,so believe in urself nd dnt feel any less even if it was cs cuz some neva made it out.
to d ttc mamas all miracles happen unexpectedly i had my bfps wen i wasn't supposed to,so keep calm nd rock life b4 vigilante go start rockin una.
senior zaynie thank u i know i will see u one day nd all mamas here i luv u all so much nd lets remember to let go nd let God,,,this isn't a fake story,i had a 35mins labor for my lucas nd had less dan 2hrs for my UNCONDITIONALLY BAE,so it happen nd i aint d only woman,so kini big deal.pls manage cuz i dey carry bae as am typing dis,may d Lord make it easy for all of u my e-sisters.back to vigilante mode,bae will show up for thread cuties nxtweek[bows out].

Thank God it ended in praise... congrats once again.

Please mamas i crave your indulgence. Can we please stop quoting really long posts? Especially BS. So as to reduce our scrolling time

Kittana I sent you a pm. Kindly reply when you can.
Updated: Just saw your response. Thanks dear.

sugah:
Please mamas i crave your indulgence. Can we please stop quoting really long posts? Especially BS. So as to reduce our scrolling time

Kittana I sent you a pm. Kindly reply when you can

Guess my mail didn't get sent. Please resend the message to ...dot com. Will erase in seconds.

Oh ! So it took me 4 days to read up to the last post, It is well .

@Britneystacy, trust you are doing fine now. Lo has been head down for over a month now and I do walk almost everyday. People in my area know me as waka waka preggie. I don't think I can kpekus now o cause my vagina hurts, I feel sharp pains there some times, the pressure is too much.

I took a picture today, saw myself and was like this can't be me. I'm so big, so dark (I'm naturally a fair lady ) and looking so different. I went to the photographer's place this afternoon and she couldn't recognise me , when she realised it was me she shouted and couldn't control herself forlike 15 mins, I told her to calm down. This pregnancy is really different from my previous two, I glowed throughout both pregnancies and didn't gain so much weight. I know its one of the prices I have to pay for being a mother and I will regain all in no time. All I pray for is swift, supernatural delivery, mummy alive, daddy alive, DD1 alive and Dd2 alive and everyone in good health and sound mind with plenty money. Every other thing is secondary.

@cherrymum1, I wish you many happy returns of the day in good health, good life and abundant blessing.

@temitopeAlways, may the good Lord grant your wish and make all you want come to reality. I also pray that all TTC mamas receive their supernatural breakthroughs, conceive and deliver their babies sound and healthy in Jesus name, Amen.

@DD2. mummy, daddy and senior sis can't wait to meet you, please come. We are 38 weeks + 3 days today.

#augustmamaforsupernaturalvbacdelivery

Kittana:


Guess my mail didn't get sent. .

Seen, sent you a mail already. You can delete your email

@all, I second sugah. We can just mention the mama instead of quoting the whole post. Thanks for your cooperation and understanding.

@fortius, congrats and thank God for easy delivery. May God bless your family, Amen.

Flodel:

copy d link of d youtube pge where d video u wnt to download is,
open a new tab,
paste d link,
infront of d "y" in youtube type ss
den press enter.
u'll b directed to savenet pge where u b able to download what u wnt n in wat format u wnt

Wow I've learnt a lot from dis forum, thank u sis