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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jul 28, 2016
Trendin:

Aaliyah dated R Kelly, not Jet Li. Wtf!
i know she dated r kelly, people said she had a fling with jet li, u can confirm by comments from Americans in blogs using google.

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by lezz(m): 5:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
queencalipso:


It isn't a horror show, rather a shameful and annoying one.

Note: I wasn't referring to you alone. cool


Your sense of shame stands in polar opposition to mine.

I like your softness though, it's a sharp contrast to mine.

But fück off this thread if it unsettles you that bad.

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by senibo1: 5:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
Trendin:

You were among the people insulting and accusing her for the being behind the Urlando account, were you not?
yes sir! and who told you am gono stop calling her urlando undecided

You think am that gullible right? as for muva! only God knows the special gift I have in store for you grin


Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
StunchLord:

Oh. That's a very sad revelation. Prophet Jet li... Perharps he had a premonition about the tragedy that will soon occur.

Wow. I never thought Jetli was the kinda guy that would date a girl outside his marriage bonds for pleasure or whatnot. He is always this calm, confident, nononsense and straight-to-the-point badass nîgga in most of his movies. They'd have made a perfect match though. Lolz.

Well, I like her music. She has nice vocals. I downloaded her Try Again song and haven't stopped listening to it. Will look up more on Google.
yeah you are right, that her try song is hard to stop listening to it when you start playing it, up till today, radio and tv stations still plays it across the globe. If she was still alive then Beyonce and Rihana would have been b list musicians. lol
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy appreciation? undecided okay so, i should have said "*on my knees*UNCLE STUNCHLORD, I THINK YOU CAN GET THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION HERE www.google.com " abi?
Bla bla bla

Go and wash your mum's utensils before she returns from work - that's what your mates are doing at this time and you should too. Abi you are one of those spoilt brats that does not do house chores at home?
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
FuhckYhu:

Tag his sobriquet Niqqur, u scared..?

Why don't you tag it




You seem to be excited be my guest "Ref"
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Ndifereke: 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
Trendin:

Shut up joor! So because he featured with Jet Li in a movie means they dated? Why didn't she date DMX as well?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jul 28, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
[color=brown]facially? Or how?[color]
facially, the same skin colour, the same attitude and the same posts.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Sexytemi(f): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2016
Longman6:

what kind of novels do you like?African or foreign?


Any Good novel that keeps me glued to it till I'm thru reading it, but I don't do romance.

vanquay69:

Oh really...All the girls are studying Political science and Arts.
The statistics don't lie...If I branch at a library it's 70% men 25% women and the other 5% is the Old Librarian woman.



Lol, you might be right thou....

I just tried the site u gave me, I saw Sidney Sheldon's collection, but it seems I'll have to download the whole collections and not just the books I haven't read, because to be Frank I've read almost all the books in that collection.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by postmann: 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
lezz:





[b]For OP:

How do I address a faceless coward who hides behind an unknown moniker to address a girl!!! Isn't this the height of cowardice?

I understand the OP is decker who has huge crush for Mïmzy and was so irked how a decent, nice girl like that would get down with an inexorable, relentless fücking fücker like me? grin grin grin But that's the beautiful complexity of life. Guys who pretend to be overly nice are often slithering snakes feeding on dirt.

And the not-so-nice guys like me tell the world my story and intention as they are conceived in my heart; Unsettling bluntness!

So who takes the words of mask-wearing goofball like the OP seriously? It's akin to a masked terrorist preaching to the world about decency.

One thing's for sure though, he's a sad, dejected, lovelorn-magnet who blaims the knight for his failure in meeting the object of his love. How pathetic.


And you, when are you going to enstamp your name in a proper certificate? I understand you have failed repeatedly at every efforts of your hands!
Cease measuring your life by the constancy with which you appear on controversial threads which do not even concern you to begin with.

The only certificate of value your name is written on is an SSCE devoid of 5 credits.
Learn a craft if your mental frame cannot support the weight of formal education.

Or you can try becoming a professional jester or clown to leverage your financial destitution. Your moniker is the sort no one takes seriously--- you're not even hated or loved. You're just sitting squarely in the intersection of indifference to most people. You fùcking try too much to be seen as bad. grin grin grin grin Stick to clowning, it's your birth-badge grin grin grin

A looney is more apt too if you fancy that.

And my erstwhile comrade madrina aka Sherrycoco, alias Urlando are you ready for me yet?

Go gear up! I relish taken punches as much as I love giving them; that's why I'm giving you a forewarning. Go dig up my grave, mate, I have dug a dozen for you and your restless ghosts.

You won't hover!!![/b]


Let's have a moment of silence as we welcome the MC!
Let's just scrap some bars, damn the weather!!!



I'm here to unwind from the harshness of the day
If you rounded up your work for today
Then join me cos it's time to play
Its radio BETRAYAL, and I'm the MC of the day
Lezz and T5OM got their guns loaded, bout to go BOOM!
Ftbaba rev it up on the Solara, let's go zoom!
Joe, pls read up the charges and let the cell gate open
It's section FOUR-OH-ONE and the judge has spoken
Fat mass of flesh writhing in jail
You picked the wrong battle
When your ambitions got off the rail
We gentle fellas but we don't fear no trouble
Lezz with the women, men learned to hate him
TheSonOfMark with the Intel, forensic unravelling
Ftbaba the dynamite, ripping down false foundation
Joe gat so much to teach they just don't wanna listen
We took off the K and it's NIGHT and darkness
Confused and helpless this Nigga needs a redress
I'm just playin man, postmann is cool
But I won't stand by you when you broke the rule


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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by DatAkokite(m): 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
I hail una for here o

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
Sexytemi:



Any Good novel that keeps me glued to it till I'm thru reading it, but I don't do romance.





Lol, you might be right thou....

I just tried the site u gave me, I saw Sidney Sheldon's collection, but it seems I'll have to download the whole collections and not just the books I haven't read, because to be Frank I've read almost all the books in that collection.

I haven't visited that site in like 2 years...Yeah, the books are in rar format so it shouldn't take much data
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by cindykaey(f): 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
Please reveal o

Let's know what the "knights" has been doing undecided

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
[size=30pt]*Yawns*[/size] bye
StunchLord:

Bla bla bla

Go and wash your mum's utensils before she returns from work - that's what your mates are doing at this time and you should too. Abi you are one of those spoilt brats that does not do house chores at home?
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by DatAkokite(m): 5:38pm On Jul 28, 2016
All this exposure, for just NL

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 5:40pm On Jul 28, 2016
vanquay69:


Why don't you tag it

You seem to be excited be my guest "Ref"
Cowardice!

N.B; don't throw stones when u know
your bungalow is built with glasses...
#Ciaò.!

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Trendin(m): 5:41pm On Jul 28, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
i know she dated r kelly, people said she had a fling with jet li, u can confirm by comments from Americans in blogs using google.
I don't rely on infos I read on blogs. Devil is a liar but an average blogger is a Linus! Go read up Li's biography on Wikipedia; he has married twice with four daughters, 2 from each wife. He's a very religious Buddhist and would not even as much as kiss another lady apart from his wife.

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by ErnieSmallzz(f): 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2016
cheesy facially? Biko, u don c my pics b4
SAINTSAMURAII:
facially, the same skin colour, the same attitude and the same posts.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
yeah you are right, that her try song is hard to stop listening to it when you start playing it, up till today, radio and tv stations still plays it across the globe. If she was still alive then Beyonce and Rihana would have been b list musicians. lol
Lol. I'm even humming it now and nodding my head to the rhythm.

I don't do Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj (and other artistes in their category) music. Most of the time they echo senseless incoherent rubbish and sell to the public who are ready to buy anything. Plus they expose sensitive parts of their bodies and go unclad so as to entice prospective consumers.

I only seldom listen to their bullshit_ songs outta curiosity. Left to me, they would better sit down and restructure their stale style.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2016
postmann:



Let's have a moment of silence as we welcome the MC!
Let's just scrap some bars, damn the weather!!!



I'm here to unwind from the harshness of the day
If you rounded up your work for the today
Then join me cos it's time to play
Its radio BETRAYAL, and I'm the MC of the day
Lezz and T5OM got their guns loaded, bout to go BOOM!
Ftbaba rev it on the Solara, let's go zoom!
Joe, read up the charges let the cell gate open
It's section FOUR-OH-ONE and the judge has spoken
Fat mass of flesh writhing in jail
You pick the wrong battle
When your ambitions got off the rail
We gentle fellas but we don't fear no trouble
Lezz with the women, men learned to hate him
TheSonOfMark with the Intel, forensic unravelling
Ftbaba the dynamite, ripping down false foundation
Joe gat so much to teach but they don't wanna listen
We took of the K and it's NIGHT and darkness
Confused and helpless this Nigga needs a redress
I'm just playin man, postmann is cool
But I won't stand by you when you break the rule


BRO POSTMANN, ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS. UNRAVEL YOUR WEAPONS AND SAVE US FROM WAIT AND TOO MUCH ACTIONLESS EPISTLE.

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Trendin(m): 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2016
senibo1:
yes sir! and who told you am gono stop calling her urlando undecided

You think am that gullible right? as for muva! only God knows the special gift I have in store for you grin


Your funeral. She doesn't even care about you. smiley
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Sexytemi(f): 5:44pm On Jul 28, 2016
vanquay69:


I haven't visited that site in like 2 years...Yeah, the books are in rar format so it shouldn't take much data





I wish I could only download those I haven't read, I have almost all on my ebook reader collectionsadsadsad , guess I have no choice than to download it like that, Well, Thanks anyway.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Jul 28, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy facially? Biko, u don c my pics b4
haba how many times na. iv seen it jor.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Donpoker9(m): 5:45pm On Jul 28, 2016
StunchLord:

Lol. I'm even humming it now and nodding my head to the rhythm.

I don't do Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj (and other artistes in their category) music. Most of the time they echo senseless incoherent rubbish and sell to the public who are ready to buy anything. Plus they expose sensitive parts of their bodies and go unclad so as to entice prospective consumers.

I only seldom listen to their bullshit_ songs outta curiosity. Left to me, they would better sit down and restructure their stale style.








oga dis ur derailing don d vex me oooh, i will just reprt u to d mods now!!!
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
grin Berl√yn na here oh smiley
abeg yarn me tori grin what's happening here :- bae gist me undecided
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2016
Sexytemi:






I wish I could only download those I haven't read, I have almost all on my ebook reader collectionsadsadsad , guess I have no choice than to download it like that, Well, Thanks anyway.

No problem.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by postmann: 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
BRO POSTMANN, ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS. UNRAVEL YOUR WEAPONS AND SAVE US FROM WAIT AND TOO MUCH ACTIONLESS EPISTLE.

Oh please, spare me! Not you of all people. Gat to find your class and mingle accordingly.

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Trendin(m): 5:47pm On Jul 28, 2016
postmann:



Let's have a moment of silence as we welcome the MC!
Let's just scrap some bars, damn the weather!!!



I'm here to unwind from the harshness of the day
If you rounded up your work for today
Then join me cos it's time to play
Its radio BETRAYAL, and I'm the MC of the day
Lezz and T5OM got their guns loaded, bout to go BOOM!
Ftbaba rev it on the Solara, let's go zoom!
Joe, read up the charges and let the cell gate open
It's section FOUR-OH-ONE and the judge has spoken
Fat mass of flesh writhing in jail
You pick the wrong battle
When your ambitions got off the rail
We gentle fellas but we don't fear no trouble
Lezz with the women, men learned to hate him
TheSonOfMark with the Intel, forensic unravelling
Ftbaba the dynamite, ripping down false foundation
Joe gat so much to teach but they don't wanna listen
We took of the K and it's NIGHT and darkness
Confused and helpless this Nigga needs a redress
I'm just playin man, postmann is cool
But I won't stand by you when you break the rule


This is dope! cool cool cool

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
[size=30pt]*Yawns*[/size] bye
Yawning Agbo... Oya close your small mouth before fly enter. Abeg don't suffocate us with your halitosis jare... And endeavour to take the same door you took in. Nonsense.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2016
FuhckYhu:

Cowarice!

N.B; don't throw stones when u know
your bungalow is built with glasses...
#Ciaò.!

Nigga STFU If you want to be entertained then tag him...I have tagged him numerous times before so you not really making sense with your cowardice argument
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by LordScent(m): 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2016
lezz:


Your sense of shame stands in polar opposition to mine.

I like your softness though, it's a sharp contrast to mine.

But fück off this thread if it unsettles you that bad.






LezzBIAN cheesy cheesy .... Alaye wad up. You guyz owe us an apology for standing us up yesternight. grin
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by queencalipso(f): 5:49pm On Jul 28, 2016
lezz:


Your sense of shame stands in polar opposition to mine.

I like your softness though, it's a sharp contrast to mine.

But fück off this thread if it unsettles you that bad.

Good luck then if it mks you feel good.

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