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Assume u got this fukcing hot strawberry of a lady as an office partner; killacorves, ginormous breasteases, all matching , sound, hale, in place and healthy ; sugarbite BUT so Lazie u gotta handle bulk of the work... She's nice enough to get you lunch packs 60% of the time tho, so we even ...Don't dare tag me glutton, That's an understatement

Next episode, After a while, more than 2long ass months of working together, finally learnt she's fukcing a boss , a big gun...cool

They fukced around for like 4months before he got tired af the pusee presenting me, being the good friend with sound advice that could placate the troubled soul of Lucifer the opportunity to get my shoulders padded for her to lean and cry on for a one night stand mistake to be birthed sh!t hapinz ykno[/I]...

Maybe lord the mighty bathed my Moses rod in honey, idk, she's kept coming for more, most times , against my will [i]fat lie....

Before all this, I have love coming my way ; committed relationship and she'd started smelling rat wahala... coworker is a clingy cactus no jokes. My love , I'm not losing under no condition, cowekas ass, I don't regret; it's a dream come true hanisly.

Another colossal pain is she's getting nastier , dumber, lazier and other negative -ers by the day and it's fukcing getting to me seerisli!, I've pressed for transfer over n over but ogas at the top need a good looking wekahalick around and truth be told ain't leaving this jab anytime soon; I'm in love...

What would u do?

Very long epistle but sounds empty...

TrapQueen77:




Very long epistle but sounds empty...

It's because I didn't speak yo kind of moronese

bitchcrafts:
It's because I didn't speak yo kind of moronese

this is juz one of ur fantasies.... Nothing but a made up stories ...

G

TrapQueen77:
this is juz one of ur fantasies.... Nothing but a made up stories ...

As expected... You've had a Requiem of this same lame line for the umpteenth time, no?


I wouldn't even consider your opinion in the first place tho, so I feel now will be a perfect moment for you to Fukc off this thread, the pathetic unbeliever that you are

bitchcrafts:
As expected... You've had a Requiem of this same lame line for the umpteenth time, no?


I wouldn't even consider your opinion in the first place tho, so I feel now will be a perfect moment for you to Fukc off this thread, the pathetic unbeliever that you are

tell this story to d Kids and they won't even think twice to give u a hot slap for fabricating such hideous story....


Now ,abeg delete ur thread... It's NONSENSE anyway

TrapQueen77:
tell this to this story to d Kids and they won't even think twice to give u a hot slap for fabricating such hideous story....


Now ,abeg delete ur thread... It's NONSENSE anyway

You are still here?... For my dikc ? .. That will be in you wildest dreams .. I don't do mofos like u

Abeg whoever understands that language shld read and summarize in English.

bitchcrafts:
You are still here?... For my dikc ? .. That will be in you wildest dreams .. I don't do mofos like u

Who cares abt ur crooked diick? it's worthless juz like ur thread
even dogs in the streets already sucked tat little dirty meat of urz...

So, plz tell me.... Who give AF

TrapQueen77:
Who cares abt ur crooked diick? it's worthless juz like ur thread
even dogs in the streets already sucked little dirty meat of urz...

So, plz tell me.... Who give AF

You, you give plenty fukcs and you know it, cos the 'dogs' I Fukc and treat like nobody are your very wannabes...

Now, run along before I unleash terror ur sense of humor can't withstand

Exmarte:
Abeg whoever understands that language shld read and summarize in English.

Be a disciple then, or get an upgraded brain version

bitchcrafts:
You, you give plenty fukcs and you know it, cos the 'dogs' I Fukc and treat like nobody are your very wannabes...

Now, run along before I unleash terror ur sense of humor can't withstand

Hahahahahahaa!

Hahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahah! Shiiit... Who u bluff? Me? I dey shine my teeth for u..

This is all u can do? Who are these"wannabes " ? where in fact, ur the one who made this dumbest thread of the day...

Wake me up when ur done joor .. I ain't scared of ghost.

bitchcraft!

bitchcrafts:
Be a disciple then, or get an upgraded brain version

damn...that hurts

Exmarte:
damn...that hurts

I love your temper.

ErnieSmallzz:
bitchcraft!

Must you shout my name during or.gasm?

What's up Ernie?

bitchcrafts:
Must you shout my name during or.gasm?

What's up Ernie?

orgas.m? Be deceiving urself


anyway noting is sup oh

ErnieSmallzz:
orgas.m? Be deceiving urself


anyway noting is sup oh

Do u even know what that is? The virgin that u are... not

Anyway, what about the sky, the birds , the ceiling and the fan (if u have one)? Are they not up?

bitchcrafts:
Do u even know what that is? The virgin that are... not

Anyway, what about the sky, the birds , the ceiling and the fan (if u have one)? Are they not up?

how will i not knw what orga.sm is


oh yes the sky,bird e.t.c

ErnieSmallzz:
how will i not knw what orga.sm is


oh yes the sky,bird e.t.c

Its not about knowing it but understanding it by feeling the shock preceding the quirky erapshin... Oh, I forgot fingering and sukcing on the wonder plate could also cause tiggering of it's like, so maybe you've been near there for sure...my bad jarey

Did u bake cake today

bitchcrafts:
Its not about knowing it but understanding it by feeling the shock preceding the quirky erapshin... Oh, I forgot fingering and sukcing on the wonder plate could also cause tiggering of it's like, so maybe you've been near there for sure...my bad jarey

Did u bake cake today

biko, bitchcraft go and sleep u af spoil.


Wait, how do u knw i bake cakes?

ErnieSmallzz:
biko, bitchcraft go and sleep u af spoil.


Wait, how do u knw i bake cakes?

It takes one to know one ykno


That was yr pick up line that day you were throwing advances at me on one of my INTELLIGENT threads

bitchcrafts:
It takes one to know one ykno


That was yr pick up line that day you were throwing advances at me on one of my INTELLIGENT threads

pickup lines? Advances at u? Screenshot of the advances or Adonbilivit

[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brutal-vietnamese-police-kicks-bus-passenger.gif[/img]

ErnieSmallzz:
pickup lines? Advances at u? Screenshot of the advances or Adonbilivit

My mobile no fit do screenshot, Na one nokla not Nokia fone like d@engineered to surf NL only so ne skwinshat! but u can start traversing the INTELLIGENT threads I've cr38id if yo d@ interested.

Again, did u bake cake twodai?

2BB4CB3E:

[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brutal-vietnamese-police-kicks-bus-passenger.gif[/img]

I'm sha d plis?

2BB4CB3E:

[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brutal-vietnamese-police-kicks-bus-passenger.gif[/img]

I'm sha d plis?

bitchcrafts:
My mobile no fit do screenshot, Na one nokla not Nokia fone like d@engineered to surf NL only so ne skwinshat! but u can start traversing the INTELLIGENT threads I've cr38id if yo d@ interested.

Again, did u bake cake twodai?

lol, pele. I din bake cake 2day mayb 2mw, u go chop?

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, pele. I din bake cake 2day mayb 2mw, u go chop?

Who no go wan chop a lolly girl's cake? of course, I'll gladly go all giddy at it

bitchcrafts:
Who no go wan chop a lolly girl's cake? of course, I'll gladly go all giddy at it

okay 2mw den. What type of cake do u want? Isit Coconut cake, carrot, chocolate, marble, Rockbuns, queens cake, custard cake which 1?