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| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 4:26pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:This is funny oo |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 4:30pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Do you think this filty rules make you clean? Muslims are dirty people. Come to the getto where arabs live here, you will see how dirty they truelly are. If you visit these area you will think you are not in the West. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Blackfire(m): 4:49pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:buhahahahahaaaha wo omoyi ma kan mi leyin o buhahahahaaha |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Blackfire(m): 4:51pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:buhahahahahaaaha wo omidan yi ma kan mi leyin o (damsel dont wound me o) buhahahahaaha. Male and female demon in the toilet.. Ni tori olorun alfa muhamodu. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 4:52pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
WORDWORLD:muhammed wwas a bast*ard child abuser...so im jst saying what i expect from him if he were to be in the paradise... But the painfull truth is that such a paradise doesnt exist.. And keep urr thanks to urself...ion need it |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by clefstone(m): 5:03pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:As a Xtian I must love everyone including gays and muslims, and I must not judge |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by babajeje123(m): 5:08pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Oga, Bible doesn't support gayism o. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 5:15pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
babajeje123:Good, that means you have principles in christianity. So what's bible's stand on using the bathroom, before and after and cleaning after yourself? |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by babajeje123(m): 5:29pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Look, bible does emphasis on spiritual cleanliness which automatically affects the outward on. The Holy Book is not obsessed with those ephemeral things that are found in Quran. If not for mental degradation, how can someone be telling me to use sand to clean my bumbum if there's no water? I think you guys should remove those trash from your book or do away with it totally & come up with something more suitable for this century |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Even my 3 yr old son knows how to clean up aftet himself...he does not need the bible to tell him what is dirty and what is not and thats because common sense is available to us. Obviously if muhammad had said you all should burn your asses eith fire in order to clean up you all would also do it or maybe boil some hot water and soak your genita...lia in it aftet peeing you all would do it too. This is the face I would make next time a chronic muslim wishes to shake my hand next time
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| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 5:47pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
babajeje123:You have been reasonable until you post this. Have a good day. I will only discuss on this with seekers of knowledge. These are very elementary things we learned before we even able to say "baba" "mama". You obviously have no detailed reference of purity and cleanliness in ur bible other than to say "spiritual cleanliness affects ur outward ('fantasy')". Good luck Note: sorry, we not removing the refernce from our source. It is none of your business. Thanks but no thanks |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 5:47pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
babajeje123:Dude that muhammad was beyond crazy....wait he forgot to mention the kind of sand....sharp sand or plaster sand or silt or clay? Islamabad
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| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 5:51pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:So you have no idea that innner cleanliness would show outwardly and not the other way round? With all the sandy bum bum cleaning and not talking in the toilet and praying against toilet male and female demons and all that yet beheading is an aphrodisiac for you guys and terrorism. Does this not show a fundamental flaw in you? Guy behave yourself abeg. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by bigybanty02(m): 6:03pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:lwkmd chaii reading ur post laff dey kill me 4 here abeg take am easy make my belle no bust jooor lol |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by annunaki2(m): 6:05pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Olodo, there several laws on cleanliness and even sanitation in the bible(leviticus 15) which precedes islam by at least 3,000 years so stop exposing your ignorance in public. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by babajeje123(m): 6:27pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
[center][/center] Empiree:I don't have mb to waste on you guys. Kindly continue to wash your dick with sand & leaves. And when you want to sleep with your wife, blindfold her she doesn't see it. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by parisbookaddict(op): 6:50pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Dude pray hard so jinns don't fly in ur bum.. That's what Mohammed the mentally imbalanced fellow thought.. Do U see why sane people don't take him serious.. U clean ur bum with Stone and sand.. U avoid looking at ur Instruments.. In all honesty do U do all this crap Stupid rules that show a man with serious mental health issues.. Empires U are far smart than Mohammed, if U actually went to college.. You should be muhammads prophet.. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 6:58pm On Aug 01, 2016*. Modified: 8:43pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
raphieMontella:"BUT THE PAINFUL TRUTH IS THAT SUCH A PARDISE DOESNT EXIST" So why all the Emotional hype.............HAVE YOU EATEN FOOD TODAY. A hungry man is an angry man. Why all the Anger when your TRUTH is that such a paradise exist not. YOUR ARE A BAST*ARD..........YOUR FATHER IS A BAST*DARD and your GRAND FATHER TOO............why because only BASTAR*DS get angry over what they BELIEVE is not TRUE AND YET FEEL VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT. Go and ask your MOTHER who your REAL FATHER IS. Ooooops, i just REMEMBERED.........." The painful TRUTH is that she was RAPED by a BASTA*RD she cannot recognise. AM SORRY FOR YOU FOR! |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 7:10pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
parisbookaddict: ![]() |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 7:30pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Islam is a Canc.er. The founder was a pedophile, a rapist to crown it all a (womaniser). In the Hadith we are told that Muhammed used to have intercourse with his wives, 9 of them, within one hour, day or night. And that he was given the sexual power of 30 men. Muhammed alla.h always give him what the One true God never give to any man in History. Imagin the toilet rules of this thread.. SMH for Muslims. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 8:46pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 8:49pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
babajeje123: parisbookaddict: annunaki2: naijadeyhia:[size=21pt]Bunch of PRODUCTS of RAPE by Bandits[/size] filled with extraordinary CARNAL MIND ![]()
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| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by babajeje123(m): 9:00pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:You are too childish. I know you're frustrated following Muhammad & defending his paedophilic attitude. So sorry for you |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:See follower of a rapist calling the innocent products of rape....i am suspecting that the delusional and depraved spirit of muhammad has possessed you |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by parisbookaddict(op): 11:10pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:Empiree the "pharmacist" defending his prophet with his best effort.. insults.. lol |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 11:12pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
WORDWORLD:the reason it is painful is because countless numbers of illiterate and ignorant humans have been misled..and still are...by a well calculated constructed lie of the sixth century... And i findd it not suprising that u do not know what emotional maturity is...illiteracy is an evident trait in northerners...thats why u'd see a 22/23 year old boy already a grandfather... Damn perverteous creatures...well its nt gonna seem bad to u guyz since mohammed deflowered and abused a nine year old gal..so ure jst following his path... What an endless path of foolishness |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 11:26pm On Aug 01, 2016*. Modified: 8:57am On Aug 02, 2016 |
raphieMontella:Have you checked the statistics of TEENNAGE pregnancy in the U.S.A..........for crying out LOUD? Is the LIES of the 6th century responsible for them too? check out the Rankings of TEENAGE PREGNANCY in the World and tell us where Predominantly Muslim countries lie. You used the NORTHERS as an example................While Islam is a Universal concept. WHO IS THE ONE WHOSE EDUCATION EQUALS TO ILLIITERACY HERE? www.perfectinsider.com/top-10-countries-with-highest-teenage-pregnancy-rate/ |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 11:32pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
WORDWORLD:And this? ![]() Plappvillemoi: |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 11:44pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
WORDWORLD:I was going to say this. It seems the dude is not informed. pls go through my profile you will see my new thread titled "Hot Topic". I invited everyone to read. The thread talks about that. There are bunch of 25-30yrs old grandma and grandpa in the US. It has nothing to with with what the dude said. Besides, the reason 30 yrs old grandma in the US is not blamed is bcus economy is good. Govt automatically gives its fair share for the baby. That's why they give birth early. These christians are bunch of hypocrites |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 11:55pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:The Economy is a factor but the MAJOR FACTOR is the sexual revolution that took place in the 60s. I have done a study on that.................I gat to go. Take care. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 12:00am On Aug 02, 2016 |
WORDWORLD:proof of my proposal...which is illiteracy jst showed by u.. Did i say pregnancy? Or family way? ...they both come frm a process bt they are clearly two separately evolved things man... |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 12:05am On Aug 02, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:lol...we not on the same page..buh i jst have to commend this...u nd trolls lol cheers |
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