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power900:
Lol, just reminded me of a guy who tore his question paper(the center part) off ,claiming he wrote a wrong work and didn't want to appear rough, na so the guy take graduate like buhari(without certificate )

How can someone tear off the center part of a question paper? Isn't the question paper supposed to be just one sheet? This Ur lai Mohammed na follow come. Kwantinue

I might b wrong but OP sounds arrogant from what he wrote, n checking an alert during your final exam sounds really dumb. I Thank God for you, finally sha

SirWere:
.....I know this can't be U.I.



Get caught with a phone in your pocket; say goodbye

forget almighty U.I ....OOU for awa backyard there no go take am easy with you.
Like I'm hearing it for the first time. You carry phone enter Hall.

Jalinco:
You have been scheduled to appear before the Student Disciplinary Committee on Monday 8th August, 2016 by 10:00am.
You may come with not more than one witness and/or document(s) than can assist you prove your innocence
Indecent dressing will not be tolerated.
Please be punctual.
Thank you

Signed
Secretary SDC
04082016

That boy is from EkSU, I am the one he is calling a wicked lecturer abi? I will revisit his case by monday

a cleaner that was there told me to kneel down and
greet him, I just ignored her like smoke .. And some olofofos were trying to dub from me. .. Op.... Wat are u even feeling like sef... Dnt av tym 4 stewpid post... Carry ur pride n get d Bleep owta hia

Normal thing LMAO!

Hollawaley:
rocky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvTkdh-5C4

When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor,]especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside
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Dont know why i dont believe this. Guess ure just trying to be funny.

vicfuntop:
When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor,]especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside
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Dont know why i dont believe this. Guess ure just trying to be funny.

Ur story sounds made up

When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor,]especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside
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Dont know why i dont believe this. Guess ure just trying to be funny

Heffalump:
OP you write intelligently which suggests that you don't need cheating to pass your exam. Always develop that will-power and shun the evil temptation of malpractices, be it exam or whatever.

I don't neither would I ever cheat, something I have done since year 1, I wouldn't like to jopadise my life when I got just 3 weeks to graduate.

Lol I was just seriously expecting an alert, man broke na

lovchalice:
Your day is blessed

*"Two things that have no benefit;*
1. Living a life without God
2. Running alone in ur race
*Two things that entrench love;*
1. Good habits
2. Honesty
*Two things that destroy a man;*
1. Living a fake life
2. Lack of focus
*Two things that destroy a woman;*
1. Love for materialism
2. Imitation or comparison
*Two things that destroy friendship;*
1. Lies
2. Back biting or distrust
*Two things that enhance charisma;*
1. Trustworthiness
2. Steadfastness in serving God
*Two things that bring about misery;*
1. Disrespect for elders
2. False accusation
*Two things that bring about happiness;*
1. Doing good deeds
2. Patience
*Two things that bring one close to God;*
1. Reading&Studying the Bible
2. Abiding by God instructions
*Two things that make devil to keep away from one;*
1. Be God fearing
2. Avoiding selfishness
*Two things that aid answers to prayers;*
1. Fasting
2. Thanks giving
*Two things that God loves;*
1. Giving
2. Winning souls
*Two reasons why I sent this message to you;*
1. Because you are God's image
2. Because God loves you

God bless you ma'am

Jalinco:
You have been scheduled to appear before the Student Disciplinary Committee on Monday 8th August, 2016 by 10:00am.
You may come with not more than one witness and/or document(s) than can assist you prove your innocence
Indecent dressing will not be tolerated.
Please be punctual.
Thank you

Signed
Secretary SDC
04082016

Nobody took my number or ID jawe

sheddy03:
bros. this your phone that you value and ready to waste 4yrs of school, what kind of phone is it? tecno L8?

IPhone 6, I know how I suffer before I buy the phone jawe

Pluto16:
thats foolishness. Imagine u bringing ur phone to exam hall cos of 1 stupid 1k alert. .ur final year, beta dnt try dat nonsense in the future. .i just pity ur parent anyway...
SMH!!!

Lol @ 1k alert

I dey good mood now, no allow me begin dey e-fight biko

I'm talking of 50 something bucks mehn

jaykaylegend:
@Therock5555 so uduak is about to finally finish from the university...

naso God do am oooo

Yampotatocarrot:
I might b wrong but OP sounds arrogant from what he wrote, n checking an alert during your final exam sounds really dumb. I Thank God for you, finally sha

Hello bro, please what made me sound arrogant?

Therock5555:
I'm still in shock on what transpired today, I was in the exam hall expecting an alert when the supervisor came in, I refused to keep my phone away, I just put it on vibration and pocketed it.

The answer booklets were shared, while I was anticipating the question paper, my phone vibrated, without thinking I withdrew the phone and checked my alert.

Before I could say "yessss" my HOD walked in and walked straight to me. He asked me to give him my phone.

My whole school year from year one flew before my eyes, I am counting days to graduation and this shiii just happened. I was dumbfounded as I meekly handed the phone over but I put it off first.

Bad belly folks were looking at me like "yes, him dey claim brilliant boy, but them don catch am today", luckily the supervisor did not notice what happened, or else I might have been sent out that moment, my HOD left, exams began.

Thirty minutes later, the exams chief supervisor came in with my phone, the man happened to be a die-hard mean fella. Immediately I sure him, I weak as my pen fell to the ground.

"Who was the person that was caught doing malpractice with his phone?" He asked the supervisor who was confused.

I knew I was doomed but obviously I couldn't risk my phone getting permanently seized in this buhari's era so I damned the consequences and raised my hand, everyone were looking at me and my impending doom.

The man must have been calmed by my baby face and small body because he smiled a little and asked me three times if I was truly cheating, I told him NO. He asked me to come to his office after the exams.

When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor, especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside, my every move and turns were closely monitored. I felt bad though but I finished in time even though my paper was later seized earlier than expected when some olofofos were trying to dub from me.

About a dozen folks followed me to the man's office, they were ready to defend me at all cause if worse gets to worst.

Well the man put me on blast in front of some lecturers and cleaners, I kept apologising throughout, he finally gave the phone to me.

I thanked him humbly, a cleaner that was there told me to kneel down and greet him, I just ignored her like smoke.




Many things passed through my mind, how my four years would have been wasted, my parents would have put finishing touches to my disownment letter. I would have been termed a drop out, phew thank God oo


Wishing all final year students best of luck and success brehs and ladies......

Guy your mumuciousness knows no bounds!

Damfostopper:
a cleaner that was there told me to kneel down and
greet him, I just ignored her like smoke .. And some olofofos were trying to dub from me. .. Op.... Wat are u even feeling like sef... Dnt av tym 4 stewpid post... Carry ur pride n get d Bleep owta hia

Very funny picture.

Let's make things clear bro, I was put on blast in front of nothing less than fifty folks, I was apologising throughout because i admitted it was my fault even though the man was saying I was cheating and labelling me every insults he could afford. I took it in clean faith, so would my knees touching the ground make things any easier.

Please think right before dropping a comment, if I was truly caught cheating I wouldn't have been spared.

BTW remembered I said exam hadn't started yet....

vicfuntop:
When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor,]especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside
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Dont know why i dont believe this. Guess ure just trying to be funny.

If only I had her pix, u sef for gbadu that ass bro

[quote author=Therock5555 post=48195154]Ure just an unserious person

[quote author=vicfuntop post=48195205][/quote]Also am a lady

[quote author=vicfuntop post=48195205][/quote]My bad ma'am.

Everyone that knows me, know I'm a fun guy that always takes the good outta every situation. I don't dwell on bad things for long.

Even though I'll be the talk of the department tomorrow

Therock5555:
My bad ma'am.

Everyone that knows me, know I'm a fun guy that always takes the good outta every situation. I don't dwell on bad things for long.

Even though I'll be the talk of the department tomorrow

Ok. Goodluck den.

they must have checked ur inbox to search for something that might implicate you, having found none they decided to let u go... well u are lucky, since u know d rule y did u go against d examination rule bro

Sijo01:
Checking your phone because you were expecting an alert!


If you had received it, will you have been able to withdraw the money through your phone that moment?

If not that God was on your side, the innocent witches in your village would have been the ones receiving the blame of what they knew nothing about.

I blame Buhari, if no he say him broke this country.

Person no for the salivate for alert inside exam hall

Its a lesson learnt sis, infact my phone go dey for house from now on

Chiefpriest1:
So, you had your exam today and you still had the strength to type this whole story.

It's either the paper was really simple or you are on some kind of energizer.

Rule 1...dont say what you can say in one sentence in 10 sentences. It will help you in the nearest future.

By the way, why was your phone switched on during exams. Anyway, there were no phones when I went through the university. I might be outdated though

The paper was simple sha

BTW I wrote all that in five minutes, didn't know why you think otherwise

Fernandowski:
bro you are a very funny motherfucker




lolzzzz




the worst you could have done is to do it and not be man enough to say that you did it

Your last two lines are deep

taurustm:
Bro, pray they don't later recall the case. Our Universities can be very frustrating and wicked. I've heard quite lot of stories like that. Pray you don't fall victim.

Amen ooo

An0nimus:
what bank alert were you expecting inside the exam hall? or are we talking about another type of alert?

Diamond bank alert sire

fikky2013:
Happy for you o

Thanks dear

ayusco85:
How can someone tear off the center part of a question paper? Isn't the question paper supposed to be just one sheet? This Ur lai Mohammed na follow come. Kwantinue

hmmmm, bro the answer booklet almost very Nigeria student of the 1990s and early 20s is familiar with has 6pages with 3 leaflets stappled together at the centre,now if your own is different ,then.......hmmm hope its not what am thinking smh

CaptainLilo:
Same shoes here.not the same though Just worse in the sense that I have to wait till resumption next semester to know my fate.

Entered hall with the girl I'm writing for,during the signing of attendance the girl panicked. Contrary to our initial plan she appended her name and signature instead of the fake reg. No she was supposed to put down thereby leaving me with no choice Than to write down my real info. By then one guy has already been caught,I panicked too...all the cases and sections in my head disappeared! Now the problem is that my real name and reg. No is on that attendance,hers is there,then two answer booklets; one with her reg.no and one with a fake reg.no. And its just like I came to the hall but submitted nothing. And a signature that is not mine appended to my name

This is a definition of gbege, hmmm may God see you through sha