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1. “Allowance”


Which one is allowance? Are they not ‘allowing’ you live in their house for free? My friend, will you leave this place

Yes oo

2. “Privacy”


You want them to give you privacy in their own house? You want them to knock before they enter your bedroom? You’re a joker. You will get privacy when you move out and marry.

I love African parents!

3. “Dating”


Which one is dating? Better face your book, graduate, then you can ‘date’ your spouse after both of you have married finish

4. “Sex”


Sex doesn’t exist. Simpu. The end. Full stop. Bye.

5. “Rest”


Rest ke? Are you God? Even God created the whole world before he rested? What have you done in your small life that you are resting? You can rest when you have died, abeg.

6. “Please”


Why are the people that gave birth to you telling you “please” biko? So they should beg you to bring the remote that is right beside them? You are not a serious somebody.

7. “Sorry”


Shebi people only say sorry when they are wrong? Well, there you have it, your parents can never be wrong. So why should they even know that word?

8. “Thank you”


Wait, you want your parents to thank you for doing something? See this comedian. The only time you might mistakenly hear those words is if you tell them “I love you.”

All dey be like evalasting punishment but when grow you will realize the good they have done for you.

9. “Adult”


You think you are now an adult because you have turned 18 abi 21? Ehn go and report to the police that your parents don’t know what adult means. You will still chop all these slaps and punishments.

10. “Sick”


You’re not sick, you are well in Jesus’ name. Now stand up from that hospital bed, wear your uniform and be going to school.

11. “Sleepover”


You want to go and sleep inside another person’s house? You don’t have house? You don’t have bed? Infact, you don’t have sense.

12. “Whispering”


Why should they be whispering? If they don’t shout on the phone and at the person standing right beside them, how will people now hear what they are saying?

13. “Grounded”


Which kind of oyinbo nonsense is that one, abeg? Go an bring that cane from their room now now jare.

#sigh phew!! I yaf try !!!! My teeth don already de pain me wet I take type lalasticlala don't let this work be in vain

But the parents are right though. Without their discipline and corrections, I wonder what our generation would have become.

Op so on point
Although my parents say sorry,thank you and please(abeg) often

But you see that rest,just forgerrit!

I've been in the kitchen all day cooking,cleaning,serving everyone but myself,when I got out I was like "mehn I'm so tired" my mum was like "wetin you do Wey you tire, na me go come do work for you when you go your husband house

I no fit vex self

K

The privacy thing is very true
The way my parents barge into my room ehn
You'll wonder if I'm a criminal or something
Na wetin be knock

You're so on point

Seriously

hahahaha so true sometimes i wonder which one is better between how Africans train thier kids and how whites do

African parents sha. Some persons will say it is discipline, training bla bla bla. All lies, how disciplined are we when we grow up. A white man is far more disciplined than a typical Nigerian man. Al this upbringing just make us hard hearten and stubborn. Speaking from experience!

Hmmmm

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U just said it all,, d sorry and please part is d most annoying,, and dese mentality is affecting Africa so much,,

hahahahahahahaha choi