Ebiz12:


Which year?

I can't really remember, but either amassoma or another place in bayelsa

Ebiz12:


Which year?

I can't really remember, but either amassoma or another place in bayelsa

Phinity318:
my ain't kids going through what I went through though....

Exactly... Modern times and all. But be firm with them though

ggrin:
se kosi?

iz laik u r nur balanz upstairs

njideoby:
But the parents are right though. Without their discipline and corrections, I wonder what our generation would have become.

up on all the discipline the generation never spoil finish. If you're complaining this generation is worse wait for the next generation you will know our gestation is a saint

This is so my dad

addicted268:
Hehe so true.
Me- mummy stop barging into my room like dat joor
Mum-taa.mechie onu.so i should knock on d door to enter a room in my own house?go and marry then you can have privacy.

Another day
Mum-go downstairs n fetch water n fill d basins.d tap isnt working.
Me-oooo mummy im tired joor.
Mum- children of nowadays.wonders shall never end.when i was you age i used to go 20km to fetch water on foot from so n so river.a distance like from here to ikorodu .when i get back i cook.wash.clean.help all my aunties go to d market and im always punctual at school.now ordinary to climb 3 storey building you are telling me you are tired.zuzulugi jee setalum mmili osiso.

Obiomon:
9. “Adult”


You think you are now an adult because you have turned 18 abi 21? Ehn go and report to the police that your parents don’t know what adult means. You will still chop all these slaps and punishments.

You become an adult when you become fully independent. Adulthood is not just by age,but by responsibilities. So don't be mad at them for that.

JohnQueen:

Exactly... Modern times and all. But be firm with them though

of course principled but not rigid and unyielding .. I would be that loving,caring and understanding Dad

Hahaha..... Funny but very true.

Obiomon:
1. “Allowance”


Which one is allowance? Are they not ‘allowing’ you live in their house for free? My friend, will you leave this place

"My friend, will you leave this place" I swear this is their favourite catch phrase!

Obiomon:
4. “Sex”


Sex doesn’t exist. Simpu. The end. Full stop. Bye.

You deserve an oscar award for this one.
#CantStopLaughing

Can't just stop laughing here, I love been called a yoruba mum born and trained with one.

Obiomon:
#sigh phew!! I yaf try !!!! My teeth don already de pain me wet I take type lalasticlala don't let this work be in vain

Please are you really a girl or a guy? Cause I thought only a guy could be this funny!

emmyid:
African parents sha. Some persons will say it is discipline, training bla bla bla. All lies, how disciplined are we when we grow up. A white man is far more disciplined than a typical Nigerian man. Al this upbringing just make us hard hearten and stubborn. Speaking from experience!

true... me, a typical example

Obiomon:
3. “Dating”


Which one is dating? Better face your book, graduate, then you can ‘date’ your spouse after both of you have married finish

Chei!!!