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After a night of consuming a very wonderful and delicious soup.I woke up this morning with an urge to use the toilet. I usually delay before responding to this urge because, I like to expel everything in my bowels at once.when I entered the toilet. My dear nairalanders,Na strong shit greet me oh.I was pushing it in and out in other to help it come out without much stress.lo and behold,it came out but not without much bruises.my nyansh dey pain me set now.I went back again at night to offload second round,but it was still a strong one.my fellow nairalanders,abeg is there anyway one can avoid bruising his anus when he finds himself in such a situation next time??....if any gay talks to me,I go just slap am.cmon shit dey give me such pains......lips sealed.

general111:
After a night of consuming a very wonderful and delicious soup.I woke up this morning with an urge to use the toilet. I usually delay before responding to this urge because, I like to expel everything in my bowels at once.when I entered the toilet. My dear nairalanders,Na strong shit greet me oh.I was pushing it in and out in other to help it come out without much stress.lo and behold,it came out but not without much bruises.my nyansh dey pain me set now.I went back again at night to offload second round,but it was still a strong one.my fellow nairalanders,abeg is there anyway one can avoid bruising his anus when he finds himself in such a situation next time??....if any gay talks to me,I go just slap am.cmon shit dey give me such pains......lips sealed.

Lol! Sorry about your discomfort.

A couple of things:

~ Endeavour to incorporate lots of fruit and veg in your diet (meals) such as oranges, mangoes, green veg, etc

~ Drink lots of water as this will help ease constipation

~ Do a couple of sit-ups. Say 50-100 as these will help ease bowel movement.

Good luck.

EfemenaXY:
Lol! Sorry about your discomfort.

A couple of things:

~ Endeavour to incorporate lots of fruit and veg in your diet (meals) such as oranges, mangoes, green veg, etc

~ Drink lots of water as this will help ease constipation

~ Do a couple of sit-ups. Say 50-100 as these will help ease bowel movement.

Good luck.

tnx