Obiomon:
#sigh phew!! I yaf try !!!! My teeth don already de pain me wet I take type lalasticlala don't let this work be in vain

Girl, you made my day.

My parents say, " sorry, please and thank you" the rest I can agree with.

Kno now!

Obiomon:
2. “Privacy”


You want them to give you privacy in their own house? You want them to knock before they enter your bedroom? You’re a joker. You will get privacy when you move out and marry.

This one causes regular war between my dad and I.

emmyid:
African parents sha. Some persons will say it is discipline, training bla bla bla. All lies, how disciplined are we when we grow up. A white man is far more disciplined than a typical Nigerian man. Al this upbringing just make us hard hearten and stubborn. Speaking from experience!

u re speaking from your own experience.
african upbringing is still d best and d problem we have
these days is.because we try to be like.the whites and refuse
parental advice.

So true

Kai My Mother Can Shout On The Phone Ehhn

charlove:


u re speaking from your own experience.
african upbringing is still d best and d problem we have
these days is.because we try to be like.the whites and refuse
parental advice.

Bro, as far as I'm concerned Nigerians are not disciplined. Our attitude at ATM stands, the way we handle public equipments and facilities, and all that says it all. A Nigerian man hardly does the right thing at his own will. So now tell me how this so called disciplined instilled in us by our parents manifest?

emmyid:
African parents sha. Some persons will say it is discipline, training bla bla bla. All lies, how disciplined are we when we grow up. A white man is far more disciplined than a typical Nigerian man. Al this upbringing just make us hard hearten and stubborn. Speaking from experience!

true that

youngest85:



I went to check ur dp....



If u c d kind run weh i run ehn?

I no jst knw wetin pursue me back

What are you talking about

Obiomon:
11. “Sleepover”


You want to go and sleep inside another person’s house? You don’t have house? You don’t have bed? Infact, you don’t have sense.

lolsss....I have die for laff.
Very real.

na all ma mama dey do............ she go beat mi nd she go still dey expect sey make i say sorry.

emmyid:
African parents sha. Some persons will say it is discipline, training bla bla bla. All lies, how disciplined are we when we grow up. A white man is far more disciplined than a typical Nigerian man. Al this upbringing just make us hard hearten and stubborn. Speaking from experience!

Exactly

bc0de:
Seriously? Who did this to you?

He is 100% right... Abi you don't know what discipline is?

njideoby:
But the parents are right though. Without their discipline and corrections, I wonder what our generation would have become.

Thank God u said our generation. this generation just no wan get sense again

lovethchioma:
Did you say Nigerian Parents. My parents are Nigerians but they don't act this way

All Africa, French, English allllll!

Ebiz12:
Op so on point
Although my parents say sorry,thank you and please(abeg) often

But you see that rest,just forgerrit!

I've been in the kitchen all day cooking,cleaning,serving everyone but myself,when I got out I was like "mehn I'm so tired" my mum was like "wetin you do Wey you tire, na me go come do work for you when you go your husband house

I no fit vex self

U look familiar like someone i've seen in amassoma b4

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ggrin:
hahahahahahahaha choi

This the funniest I have ever read...red...readed....no...I beg how do you type past tense of read.

ok

youngest85:



I went to check ur dp....



If u c d kind run weh i run ehn?

I no jst knw wetin pursue me back

Guy u ve gat no chill..Abeg help her career now. at least encourage her beauty..badt guy

So no be only me we dey suffer d privacy shiit, i damn hate it, when u try talking to em they'll say may be u are doing something evil datz why.

Obiomon:
5. “Rest”


Rest ke? Are you God? Even God created the whole world before he rested? What have you done in your small life that you are resting? You can rest when you have died, abeg.

OMG @OP Were U Dere Whn My Dad Told Me Dis Exact Same Words? D Man Even Added Dat Dats Y Dey Say RIP When Smbdy Died

Hehe so true.
Me- mummy stop barging into my room like dat joor
Mum-taa.mechie onu.so i should knock on d door to enter a room in my own house?go and marry then you can have privacy.

Another day
Mum-go downstairs n fetch water n fill d basins.d tap isnt working.
Me-oooo mummy im tired joor.
Mum- children of nowadays.wonders shall never end.when i was you age i used to go 20km to fetch water on foot from so n so river.a distance like from here to ikorodu .when i get back i cook.wash.clean.help all my aunties go to d market and im always punctual at school.now ordinary to climb 3 storey building you are telling me you are tired.zuzulugi jee setalum mmili osiso.

Loool. Ds got me laughing. African parents act like they all read same manual for parenting.

njideoby:
But the parents are right though. Without their discipline and corrections, I wonder what our generation would have become.

If you take a curious look at the failings in morals in our society, then you'll agree our parents style of discipline hasn't really worked. I'm sorry.

the points vary. like me I dey collect allowance but dem no burn me well to sleepover not even on campus hostel,I must always go to school and come back jome before 9pm. #CoolRightup shaa

Make una take am easy, i love you, please, sorry, thank you, hugs and kisses and a lot of positive reinforcement are part of the new 9ja parenting.

Social workers are now halarin 9ja parents if they hear that you discipline your children as a result of this stereotypes.

hahahahaha!!! The privacy got me laughing really hard! I remembered that whenever I tell my mum I want to dress up, she be like. " what do you want to hide that I have not seen before".

No matter what you do at home, it is not considered as work. You don't even have the right to be tired. frustrating!!

Prowizy2:



U look familiar like someone i've seen in amassoma b4

Which year?

FatPreek:

se kosi?