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14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2016

There are two types of women; Nigerian women and other women.

Here are a few things Nigerian girls say vs. what they actually mean.

1. What they say:

I don’t want your girlfriends to break my head.

What they mean:

Are you single?

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2016

make i book space first.. grin

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Spacless(m): 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2016

am coming

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2016

:- OLD NEWS

RECYCLED POST

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2016

2 2. What they say:

Don’t worry you can be going.

What they mean:

Better beg to stay.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:25pm On Aug 06, 2016

3. What they say:

What are we now?

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:26pm On Aug 06, 2016

4 What they mean:

Are we giving this a shot or not?

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:27pm On Aug 06, 2016

4. What they say:

If you’re not coming again it is fine.

What they mean:

Better cross the seven seas to get here.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:27pm On Aug 06, 2016

5. What they say:

I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

What they mean:

“But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years” 2 Peter 3:8.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by TuneChi369(m): 3:28pm On Aug 06, 2016

That no 1 though...that was how she got me.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by HARDDON: 3:29pm On Aug 06, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
2 2. What they say:

Don’t worry you can be going.

What they mean:

Better beg to stay.

Wrong:

It means when I wud do u , don't complain

U beta worry oooo as a guy.

Don't worry I'm fine is a bane in d existence of guys

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2016

7. What they say:

When she DMs you saying “That girl you have been retweeting, her tweets make so much sense.”

What they mean:

I see what you’re doing dear. I see you.

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2016

8. What they say:

It’s not you, it’s me.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by obiorathesubtle: 3:32pm On Aug 06, 2016

I'm tired of all these 14 things, 15 things picture stories.. Let something trend, it has gotten stale and annoying.

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by MrKamar(m): 3:33pm On Aug 06, 2016

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:34pm On Aug 06, 2016

What they mean:

Yep. This is me not getting any vibes from this relationship.

9. What they say:

When next are you going to see your mum?

What they mean:

Oga when am I going to meet your mum?

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Nobody: 3:35pm On Aug 06, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
I'm tired of all these 14 things, 15 things picture stories.. Let something trend, it has gotten stale and annoying.

Same things over and over again

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:37pm On Aug 06, 2016

10. What they say:

I think we need to take a break.

What they mean:

I think we need to take a break that ends in the afterlife.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:39pm On Aug 06, 2016

11. What they say:

It is not like I want it sha, but it costs 50k.

What they mean:

Ogbeni buy it oh jare.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by HARDDON: 3:39pm On Aug 06, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
3. What they say:

What are we now?

This means two things;:

U r giving them double signal n they ain't sure if u lare here for the long haul or just here to LicknCleannMove

They want u to define the bond. So they know their position in ur life . this is very positive from gud ladies, it shows she is into u .

But on the other hand, ladies ask u this so u can go declaring ur Luv like a parrot on a pepper weed, then they use that declaration to hang u by dumping All their needs on u! No Romance with finance right? embarassed

U shld also know:

It cud also be a test to see if u got man Balls or some Chicken eggs for balls cheesy

. Go figure

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:41pm On Aug 06, 2016

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Nobody: 3:42pm On Aug 06, 2016

HARDDON:
This means two things;:

U r giving them double signal n they ain't sure if u lare here for the long haul or just here to LicknCleannMove

They want u to define the bond. So they know their position in ur life . this is very positive from gud ladies, it shows she is into u .

But on the other hand, ladies ask u this so u can go declaring ur Luv like a parrot on a pepper weed, then they use that declaration to hang u by dumping All their needs on u! No Romance with finance right?

U shld also know:

It cud also be a test to see if u got man Balls or some Chicken eggs for balls . Go figure

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:43pm On Aug 06, 2016

12. What they say:

So you can’t call to check on someone abi?

What they mean:

I miss you and I need to find out if you miss me too.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by HARDDON: 3:46pm On Aug 06, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
What they mean:

Yep. This is me not getting any vibes from this relationship.

9. What they say:

When next are you going to see your mum?

What they mean:

Oga when am I going to meet your mum?

Wrong again!

This means You are super Boring!
A total kiss a33. U just do every of her bidding .

No challenge , no tension , no Balls!

N u can sell ur soul just to please her! embarassed

What they say when they wano meet ur fam is:

Where is this r/ship leading to?
When I'm I seeing ur family?
A guy is asking for my hand in marriage .
My parents want to meet u
Do u think your mother wud like me?
How many kids do u wano have?
Where wud u like to settle with ur family?
You have grey hair on ur head already
Wow, u aint getting any younger

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:47pm On Aug 06, 2016

13. What they say:

Nah. No problem. Its alright I don’t mind.

What they mean:

If they born you well, try it.

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Nobody: 3:49pm On Aug 06, 2016

HARDDON:
Wrong again!

This means You are super Boring!
A total kiss a33. U just do every of her bidding .

No challenge , no tension , no Balls!

N u can sell ur soul just to please her!

What they say when they wano meet ur fam is:

Where is this r/ship leading to?
When I'm I seeing ur family?
A guy is asking for my hand in marriage .
My parents want to meet u
Do u think your mother wud like me?
How many kids do u wano have?
Where aid u like to settle with ur family?
You have grey hair on ur head already
Wow, u won't getting any younger

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:49pm On Aug 06, 2016

14. What they say:

Ehn yeah, you are quite big.

What they mean:

Is this the kini you’ve been making noise about?

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:51pm On Aug 06, 2016

bro why u derail my thread.. do u think u can do wht u did to kngvahala and mizbooqui to me u funny angry

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Nobody: 3:52pm On Aug 06, 2016

Finally you are done

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by adewumiopeyemi(op): 3:52pm On Aug 06, 2016

bro why u derail my thread angry

HARDDON:
Wrong again!

This means You are super Boring!
A total kiss a33. U just do every of her bidding .

No challenge , no tension , no Balls!

N u can sell ur soul just to please her!

What they say when they wano meet ur fam is:

Where is this r/ship leading to?
When I'm I seeing ur family?
A guy is asking for my hand in marriage .
My parents want to meet u
Do u think your mother wud like me?
How many kids do u wano have?
Where aid u like to settle with ur family?
You have grey hair on ur head already
Wow, u won't getting any younger

Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by HARDDON: 4:00pm On Aug 06, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
bro why u deril my thread

I am?

What is the meaning of derail again?

Does it mean contributing to d thread or saying abstract things that ain't related?

Kindly educate me.

Btw, u shld be happy im here, cos now all my followers can't but read ur thread

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Re: 14 Things Nigerian Girls Usually Say Vs What They Actually Mean by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2016

adewumiopeyemi:
bro why u derail my thread.. do u think u can do wht u did to kngvahala and mizbooqui to me u funny

Bro why did you derail my thread? Do you think that you can treat me the way you treated(irrelevant) to me you are funny*

next time you wont dangle yourself in my mentions

Goodbye

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