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Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 10:12am On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
I'm telling you what i witnessed live undecided…them don born you that time niundecided…and moreover, somebody can just wake up and forge anything just that goddam link you posted there...oya knock yasefgrin...
Why didn't the players complain about what they were seeing. They gullibly allowed themselves conceed 99 snakey goals undecided

Nigga wise up. That shii never happened
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 10:18am On Aug 08, 2016
ChappyChase:
Hahahahahahah......... Even if na obama and all him aid dey there, I go still spit!
Haha..so u like urself like dis.. Chai..lolz..what shall it profit a man if _______...haha
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by RichieDaVinci01(m): 10:22am On Aug 08, 2016
If your head carry cobwebs na bad dreams be that o
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 10:25am On Aug 08, 2016
skarlett:
Cherry

Yoruba people call it agbalumo
Oho..dat...I fink if someone swallows the seed..u deliver it later in the WHITE HOUSE..
Neva knew thr was some superstitious angle to it..
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 10:28am On Aug 08, 2016
Laveda:
You said all already angry
nah mehn.. Aw bou this ones: If u leave cobwebs hangin in ur room, you'll have slow or no progress in life. If wake up on the left side of the bed, you'll ava bad day
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:28am On Aug 08, 2016
yourboyWill:
Why didn't the players complain about what they were seeing. They gullibly allowed themselves conceed 99 snakey goals undecided

Nigga wise up. That shii never happened
Seems you no dey play ball, me i dan trade tackles well well...in the field of play, as long as the refree ain't seeing anything the match continues, if you chose to walk out of the pitch of play, you'd either be banned from playing football or they 'll give you walk over...they were helpless cos the ref was not seeing what they were seeingundecided, their complains fell on deaf ears by the ref and the match had to continue till we got that penalty that was controversially converted by the late hero samuel okwaraji....cool
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 10:29am On Aug 08, 2016
RichieDaVinci01:
If your head carry cobwebs na bad dreams be that o
Lolz..dat one sef dey
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 10:32am On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
Seems you no dey play ball, me i dan trade tackles well well...in the field of play, as long as the refree ain't seeing anything the match continues, if you chose to walk out of the pitch of play, you'd either be banned from playing football or they 'll give you walk over...they were helpless cos the ref was not seeing what they were seeingundecided, their complains fell on deaf ears by the ref and the match had to continue till we got that penalty that was controversially converted by the late hero samuel okwaraji....cool
Keep living in dilemma. As a football official,once the scoreline exceeds 15 goals, you should know that there's something fishy. ...not to talk of 99
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 10:33am On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
Seems you no dey play ball, me i dan trade tackles well well...in the field of play, as long as the refree ain't seeing anything the match continues, if you chose to walk out of the pitch of play, you'd either be banned from playing football or they 'll give you walk over...they were helpless cos the ref was not seeing what they were seeingundecided, their complains fell on deaf ears by the ref and the match had to continue till we got that penalty that was controversially converted by the late hero samuel okwaraji....cool
Guy..pity yourboyWill na..u juz dey work the guy brain...smh
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:34am On Aug 08, 2016
skarlett:
Cherry

Yoruba people call it agbalumo
See ya mouthtongue, he be like say you dey lick am well wellcheesy
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 10:36am On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
Guy..pity yourboyWill na..u juz dey work the guy brain...smh
You and firstking01 ....mqke una free me. I give up grin
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 10:38am On Aug 08, 2016
yourboyWill:
You and firstking01 ....mqke una free me. I give up grin
Guy..which levels na..I dey here dey front for u.. U stil dey tackle me....shuoo..
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 10:40am On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
Guy..which levels na..I dey here dey front for u..
U stil dey tackle me....shuoo..
Ngwannu no vex grin
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:42am On Aug 08, 2016
yourboyWill:
Keep living in dilemma. As a football official,once the scoreline exceeds 15 goals, you should know that there's something fishy. ...not to talk of 99
Kirikirikirikiri, i laff in colombuscheesy, football official in which decade/century??, when them born you??...india told us if we fit score make we carry the day...then there was no limitation to the amount of goal you can scoreundecided
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 10:48am On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
See ya mouthtongue, he be like say you dey lick am well wellcheesy
Before nko tongue
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 10:51am On Aug 08, 2016
skarlett:
Before nko tongue
Dunno why i kept swallowing the seed each time i lick itembarassed
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 11:07am On Aug 08, 2016
yourboyWill:
Ngwannu no vex grin
Oya..buy me cold beer b4 I change my mind..#Heineken
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 11:10am On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
Dunno why i kept swallowing the seed each time i lick itembarassed
Hmmn...I fink dey must be dat sweet to u...or u probably suck too hard on em' cherries...
Erm..except u develop perverted tots weneva u eat em' cherries...lolz
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 11:15am On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
Hmmn...I fink dey must be dat sweet to u...or u probably suck too hard on em' cherries...
Erm..except u develop perverted tots weneva u eat em' cherries...lolz
Hahahaha, you no well i sweargrin...and for the records i can suck and lick swollen ni_pples very welltongue…where's that skarlettongue...
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 12:37pm On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
Hahahaha, you no well i sweargrin...and for the records i can suck and lick swollen ni_pples very welltongue…where's that skarlettongue...
Hmmn..nd u end up swallowing d swollen nipz baa?
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by firstking01(m): 12:55pm On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
Hmmn..nd u end up swallowing d swollen nipz baa?
Surething.
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by sainttwist1(m): 1:01pm On Aug 08, 2016
looool
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 1:13pm On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
Yup..juz read it..lolz
So abi witch abi? grin grin
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 1:31pm On Aug 08, 2016
firstking01:
Surething.
oh! Lawd! Sombori is bou to spoil ma fast!
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 1:34pm On Aug 08, 2016
prettythicksme:
So abi witch abi? grin grin
haba...why u wan put me for trouble like. Dis..?
No be u tok am for my thread say ur na so u dey sleep?..
I con say mk I confirm from u..say aw va joor
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
haba...why u wan put me for trouble like. Dis..?
No be u tok am for my thread say ur na so u dey sleep?..
I con say mk I confirm from u..say aw va joor
hahahahahahahahaha na so i dey sleep oo grin
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by 0ubenji(op): 1:58pm On Aug 08, 2016
prettythicksme:
hahahahahahahahaha na so i dey sleep oo grin
Haha..dis is getting serious and scary for me oo..
Azzin..u mean am?
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by holluikon(m): 2:21pm On Aug 08, 2016
A balloon must not burst into your mouth when blowing in air or else your intestines will be wounded together.
Re: Common[Hilarious] Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 2:46pm On Aug 08, 2016
0ubenji:
Haha..dis is getting serious and scary for me oo..
Azzin..u mean am?
hehehehehe yes naw
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