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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1"...ON PURPOSE!

(1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
(1) Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
(1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
(1) Crying is blackmail.
(1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
(1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
(1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
(1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
(1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
(1) If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
(1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
(1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
(1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
(1) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
(1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
(1) ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
(1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
(1) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
(1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
(1) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
(1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, or VB cars.
(1) You have enough clothes.
(1) You have too many shoes.
(1) I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

http://zegist.com/t/the-guys-rules/1231

I dnt haf power jore

*Yawns*

Some are kinda true but some are wrong .for example: it's your duty to show sympathy as a man and fix her problems. Also if she says nothing's the problem, find out the problem and fix it.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Learn to speak for yourself. [/color]

Please kindly refrer to the 2nd line of ur signature. Thank you

I can relate with a handful of the points on the list. I don't know why someone will tell you something is wrong or act all moody then when asked what the p is they say nothing. Me I no dey push am anymore, once you say nothing I move on to next issue. Women drama don taya me.

You should have numbered your work for easier addressing of the highlighted points.

Funny as lai mohamed. I pucci for u man

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Learn to speak for yourself. [/color]

He actually spoke for me

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Learn to speak and stand for yourself. [/color]

Nothing bad if another speaks for me

Especially if he put it better. Just as lawyers do.
It is an elementary wisdom

which kin yada yada be dis?

pharmagba:
Nothing bad if another speaks for me
Especially if he put it better. Just as lawyers do. It is an elementary wisdom

thnk u 4 dat point

sinaj:
I dnt haf power jore

Gehs and hypocrisy be like lalaticlala and snake...


It's now u don't have power to read this long thing abi


Lemme summarize for u..... on second thoughts, I think u already read it, u just don like what u read

very hilarious article...making sense.

Ish making shense

[color=#00cccc]This should be titled
'How to stay single and lonely forever'

1.Boy,you lifted the seat up,you can't put it down!

24. If you get fat because yer 2 lazy 2 go to the gym?........yep, we breaking up

10. If you aren't shaped like a body builder and rich like a Bill Gates?
Don't ask me 2 dress like a Victoria secret model.
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