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Beyedew all I see are those fresh legs

iomoge2:
Imagine.
I was going to say we should all report en mass and tell seun to take legal action.
The has brought down all post now.

What effontary.
Helovesme,thanks for bringing this to our notice.

Chio. Me don para finish i almost wake dh sef.
Kikikikikik
I was imagining someone using i and dh pix and doing a post on instagram...
Faceless instagram account o
Abeg Primak no vex. I didnt know it was one of us.
I take back the cur.se word biko.
Pele.

@other mamas. Na my cu.rse word una see mention ba
I was reading from last read to present.
I don para finish b4 i see her post.


but mbok. Ask specific mamas b4 posting. @primark

Liftedhands:
Na 5 star hotel be that o! Backing is so relaxing for babies if you know how to and from the look of it you nailed it

You are one sexy mama o! # nohomo

Mommy,nobi small 5star oooo,choi,I hv bin missing aswerigawd.
Tnks ma,I wish to inherit ur skin colour

sugah:
Beyedew all I see are those fresh legs

C blush .tnks mommy Ayomide,n tel him to kip dollar 4me oooo,d boy just dey enjoy upandan,choi.

Ino want diaper ooo.

Fortius:
why wont u try it outside..see hw d collabo luks..dis is african carrier na...u luk nice wt awa prince.

*side eyes her*

Fortius:
but iomoge2..dia r sum poor water around my area here o..it taste bad o..hw do we manage dat even though i av a gud one dat we buy frm bt all dis nafdac stuff na lie o..pple get it easily o. may God help us .

True sha. Sebi the nafdac officials are nigerians too. Bribery n corruption
God help us.

The tin is if u find trusted, stick to them.
With time the hand of d law will fish out the baddos.

Where we use is an industrial area n water factories are plenty. So no hiding place as every building is suspected to produce water....lol

beyedew:
Mommy,nobi small 5star oooo,choi,I hv bin missing aswerigawd.
Tnks ma,I wish to inherit ur skin colour

Kikikikikikikikikiand I want to inherit your shape


Mamas make una tell me wetin I go use loose weight nah? Mbok I forbid exercise o! Anything but exercise

And I must still be able to eat my cake and cold stone ice cream

Lemme post my before, during and after so you guys be the judge

#fab Friday e setigo.

Omojudy:
Anyone ever tested positive for lupus anticoagulant/antiphospholid syndrome? And prescribed lovenox

No ma, tested negative. Buh my Gyne still placed me on Clexane. Just in case

sugah...wao..abeg dhl sum to me na...we don exhaust 60pieces of diaper within 2wks wt bae...i wan go get anoda 200pieces by wknd sef..all d gift don finish o...to expectant mamas..try to get enuf diaper oo..am thinkin of switching to nappy sef,heard huggies produce nappy diaper now..sori i saw it sef.

zaynie:
Ozycy, I saw Sophie o, fine girl looking yummy.

Ambient! Ambient!!! Where are you feeding this baby to? See orobo! She dey even tuale for us!
Oya take this too

Zaynie, dash me this cat na.

I have been talking dh into getting one. He refused.
He scared of them. .. childhood stories of witch craft....

Almost everynight i tell him of my 2 cats.... n he goes awww... n i go lets get one n he goes NO. Lol

I wish i had one or two in my apartment as a single girl. .. mayb he would have come to terms with it and allow it in marriage.

I soo love cats
O ti po ju.
i for get pet way go dey constantly rub my belle now....

no hiding place b dat o@iomoge2
beyedew na ur hair i wan inherit oo

You look fab @beyedew

iomoge2:
Zaynie, dash me this cat na.

I have been talking dh into getting one. He refused.
He scared of them. .. childhood stories of witch craft....

Almost everynight i tell him of my 2 cats.... n he goes awww... n i go lets get one n he goes NO. Lol

I wish i had one or two in my apartment as a single girl. .. mayb he would have come to terms with it and allow it in marriage.

I soo love cats
O ti po ju.
i for get pet way go dey constantly rub my belle now....

hian...i prefer goat

Fortius:
sugah...wao..abeg dhl sum to me na...we don exhaust 60pieces of diaper within 2wks wt bae...i wan go get anoda 200pieces by wknd sef..all d gift don finish o...to expectant mamas..try to get enuf diaper oo..am thinkin of switching to nappy sef,heard huggies produce nappy diaper now..sori i saw it sef

Abi. Was just looking at my babies things n was thinking of more diaspers.

Will invest in different types to know which baby would love b4 i stock up
I just got 100pieces one 4 now.

Fortius:
no hiding place b dat o@iomoge2

beyedew na ur hair i wan inherit oo

Mk I hear say na my hair,na weavon... my hair dat after giving birth to lo,inono weda na rat abi cockroach chop am . I even wanted to cut it,bt dh said neva neva neva

Fabmummy:
You look fab @beyedew

Tnks mommy

Fortius:
hian...i prefer goat

Goat that u wee still kee n eat? Mbanu.
I wont be able to eat it....or like it.

I like my pet to live in d house...
I no go sleep well imagining its outside... that's why i hate dogs but still love those in-house small ones.... but Cat it is anyday. No matter d color.


I cant like something i will later eat.
Heartbreak.
Lol

Liftedhands:
Kikikikikikikikikiand I want to inherit your shape


Mamas make una tell me wetin I go use loose weight nah? Mbok I forbid exercise o! Anything but exercise

And I must still be able to eat my cake and cold stone ice cream

Lemme post my before, during and after so you guys be the judge

#fab Friday e setigo.

Heard cylone cinnamon n honey does wonders.
Not just any cinnamon o.

Up to 4kg weekly.
But let Ekena leave Bobbi first so he wont lose weight too. I intend doing same.

Then there is a diet where u eat only protein n vegis

You can also check that weightloss tread for people trying to conceive.
Mama fvine na pro there.
She just advised someone on a group to join on fbuk.
She is good with weight loss n diet....

beyedew:
C blush .tnks mommy Ayomide,n tel him to kip dollar 4me oooo,d boy just dey enjoy upandan,choi.

Ino want diaper ooo.

Ahh we have put the money in Ayomide's kolo (piggybank) o dollars is scarce are you sure you don't want diapers?

Fortius:
hian...i prefer goat

kikikikikikikikiki kwwakwakwakwak hohohohohoho my Belle o! I prefer turkey.

Iomoge2 cats and babies don jell o! Moreover dey look too sinister for my liking


I'm following that thread o! Even tried the egg fast sef but kolewerk mehn Ekene don suck enough I gat to get my groove back on

Fortius:
sugah...wao..abeg dhl sum to me na...we don exhaust 60pieces of diaper within 2wks wt bae...i wan go get anoda 200pieces by wknd sef..all d gift don finish o...to expectant mamas..try to get enuf diaper oo..am thinkin of switching to nappy sef,heard huggies produce nappy diaper now..sori i saw it sef.

60 in 2 weeks Wowza. I hadn't even bought any diapers yet and I was thinking this one i received was too plenty.

Liftedhands:
kikikikikikikikiki kwwakwakwakwak hohohohohoho my Belle o! I prefer turkey.

Iomoge2 cats and babies don jell o! Moreover dey look too sinister for my liking

Yea. Becos cats are jealous n possessive.
But there is a way to handle them n dey will just love d child.
The only fear is the child playing hard with the cat because of its fur....

sugah:
Ahh we have put the money in Ayomide's kolo (piggybank) o dollars is scarce are you sure you don't want diapers?

No answer.
Just teardrops

beyedew:
No answer.
Just teardrops

No vex

iomoge2:
Goat that u wee still kee n eat? Mbanu.
I wont be able to eat it....or like it.

I like my pet to live in d house...
I no go sleep well imagining its outside... that's why i hate dogs but still love those in-house small ones.... but Cat it is anyday. No matter d color.


I cant like something i will later eat.
Heartbreak.
Lol

i ate goatmeat today sef..prefer goat so no food wastage...apology mama..u be winsh joor cat ke..wat if it spits ..i heard its poisonous o

dat wss my thot wen i started gettin diapers as gift o..
it remains 40pieces now...newborn use diapers lik 5 or more a day so be prepare o.
cc sugah

zaynie:
The pain is the same.
Only difference is natural labour takes a normal route to climbing up the pain.
Like a staircase to the 10th floor (highest pain) while induction is more like using and elevator..... straight to floor 10.
When I was induced, by the time I was 6cm, I was tearing down the room.
Natural labour, I didn't start tearing down the room till I was like 8cm.
Nature gives your body time to adjust to the pain. Induction doesn't give a f.. k about your body, it just wants you to pop the baby out.
The good thing about induction when it works is shorter labour... .patapata 10 hours.
The bad thing is if it fails, you will hate yourself for going through all that pain and still ending up with a CS.

Thanks for taking time to respond. N.a. that failing be my fear sha. I cannot 'come and die' 2times sha. ...
I appreciate. ...

iomoge2:
Yea. Becos cats are jealous n possessive.
But there is a way to handle them n dey will just love d child.
The only fear is the child playing hard with the cat because of its fur....

i read u av to b kiaful wt pets wen preggy cuz of sum allergy dat has to do wt dia droppings..infact preggy mamas r adviced to stay clear or alwz wash hands nd avoid contact wt pets o abi i lie ni.

Bae's eyes na lik touchlight o..wen i go slip na

Fortius:
dat wss my thot wen i started gettin diapers as gift o..
it remains 40pieces now...newborn use diapers lik 5 or more a day so be prepare o.
cc sug.ah

Thanks for the heads up, 'preciate it.

Fortius:
i ate goatmeat today sef..prefer goat so no food wastage...apology mama..u be winsh joor cat ke..wat if it spits ..i heard its poisonous o

Why e go wan spit na

They only spit at foes or when angry n they hardly get angry.
Only time i saw one of my cat angry was when i was playing with a dog.
It fought the dog n was trying to spit on it until i called it.

I had 2 cats for over 5years. Infact d first one was living with me for 2 months b4 anyone in my house saw it... lol

I was scared n thought my mum will kill me but funny enough, she liked it. Then i brought the second one home. Lol

Fortius:
i read u av to b kiaful wt pets wen preggy cuz of sum allergy dat has to do wt dia droppings..infact preggy mamas r adviced to stay clear or alwz wash hands nd avoid contact wt pets o abi i lie ni.

Bae's eyes na lik touchlight o..wen i go slip na

Its very true especially in the first trimester.
But cats detest their own pu so they hide it.

I used to bring a bowl of fresh sharp sand indoor every night so my cat can dig n pu inside then cover it.
They r neat unlike dogs or goats....
They hide pu, pee n even xex time.
U cant catch them easily.... lol

Vigilantes plenty this night. Some mamas would wake up to 10 pages to read.