Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It - Celebrities (3)

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by Nobody: 6:24pm On Aug 13, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..

This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by bomasek(m): 6:40pm On Aug 13, 2016

beautiful232:
If I give my man

Make him better use am
Because some men no dey ever get am
And letter now person go turn

Baby mamamama

the way I see ya bright eyes if u give me condom with holes, I no mind o. We go keep the baby

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by MidasTouche01(m): 7:05pm On Aug 13, 2016

HungerBAD:
Tizzle you are a sensible Guy.

I asked a question on a thread some days ago,and never got a reply.

How come girls usually miss their " Periods " when they are with comfortable guys,but never miss it with poor or struggling guys?

Did not even know that girls,now uses needles to prick holes in condoms,thanks for that "EXPO" Tizzle. The truth is,women for some strange reasons are quick to jump into conclusions that every man that comes their way is a potential husband,especially if he is well to do.

Meanwhile,the guy just wants to hit and move on. And so they "Scheme" with this pregnancy thing,and 9 out of 10 times,they are left with the pregnancy or babies alone.

One had 2 babies for 2 face (today na pastor wife) since her plans did not work,Davido has one,Flavour a couple,Ogun State Speaker has one, heck everybody has one.

Not happening to me.

I dey put Postinor2 for Pocket always,just incase(protection burst)and she has to drink it.

Thank you o, my brother, I also keep Postinor both 1 & 2 handy in case I run out of condom...

And if u wan say u no go take am, then u must fall down an die!!! grin

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by armadeo(m): 7:07pm On Aug 13, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..

This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

This is a gift. I am pretty sure.you pulled this out of the air.

You are gifted.

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by nueljosh: 7:23pm On Aug 13, 2016

Nawa o

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by aalex1: 7:26pm On Aug 13, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..

This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

which one u b,male or female?

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by HIGHESTPOPORI(m): 7:34pm On Aug 13, 2016

beautiful232:
If I give my man
Make him better use am Because some men no dey ever get am And letter now person go turn
Baby mamamama

With those ur hips,u go like Bleep o

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by idesylvester(m): 7:35pm On Aug 13, 2016

CHAI!!! People can LIE.. bros u 4 by us juice make we sip b4 u start.. at least we no go quick figure d LIE..Lol

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..

This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by seangy4konji: 7:37pm On Aug 13, 2016

Confirm.

Once some of dem see at you hold some change?dem go wan die there.

No be all men wan marry now so dem ready tie you with baby.

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by vikeyz(m): 7:44pm On Aug 13, 2016

Na today u sabi

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by AbrahamWeen(m): 8:13pm On Aug 13, 2016

..... We should be carefull with these girls o0h....

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by flokii: 8:22pm On Aug 13, 2016

Bad market for them girls.. Sean Tizzle why na grin

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by Qualer: 9:43pm On Aug 13, 2016

Sexytemi:
Girls dey vex o

Oga hungerbad u dey para o, carrying postinor2 with u everywhere.....Chaii

so smallie like you don sabi use postinor...

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by Sexytemi(f): 10:09pm On Aug 13, 2016

Qualer:
so smallie like you don sabi use postinor...

What's postinor2?? lipsrsealed

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by Qualer: 10:22pm On Aug 13, 2016

Sexytemi:
What's postinor2??

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by naijacentric(m): 11:06pm On Aug 13, 2016

Bleaching is my hobby

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by shegra58: 11:11pm On Aug 13, 2016

winkmart:
"Hello Damilola, I need you 4ukkk me tonight"Toyin called me around 8pm on that Sunday evening. She claimed her parents have travelled to Lagos and she was all alone with the house help and it just rained in her area and she had been thinking about us all day.

I was so tired that evening after getting home from work. I was on weekend shift and I really had much to do that day at The ROUNDA Fun Spot where I work in Abeokuta. I also needed the sexx too, but I was hungry at that moment, I had only taken breakfast and my stomach ached like I was having ulcer.

"No problem, come around, am also home alone " I knew I had to get something to eat before she got here. so I headed to be Abokiii guy at the street end and git tea and bread. There was this guy beside him selling provisions, I thought of buying condoms, but was shy or do I say ashamed of saying it out because there were a lot of people around there. Then I remembered I had a packet at home, so I felt safe.

Toyin got here after 30minutes and we decided to have some chats. We spoke late into the night as I planned to knock her out with my magic stick. It was around 11pm when we were about to start the action. I walked up to my shelf and what I saw almost drove me nuts. I didn't realise I was about to commit one of the biggest sins in the Bible. The condoms were gone, except for the pack and I didn't know when I shouted "Jesu, Moku " meaning Jesus, am dead.

it was late into the night and I wasn't sure I would get to see any condom to buy at that time again.

I told Toyin about the ish and she just started crying, because we had never fukkkked without condom and she was not ready to risk it for anything. We romanced crazily that night, I asked her to turn her back at me, close up her legs, applied oils on her thighs and then put my something and started doing the shoki on her closed thighs, I did same for her buubs and I felt it was the real thing because Toyin 1 boob bigger than my head, I cMe and we both got exhausted and slept off in each others arms nakeedd, but not until after we had had our Night Devotions and asked for God's forgiveness.

NEVER Bleep WITHOUT CONDOM

www.wenogetjob.com

funny guy u sound like one of those guy wey dey patronize danger line for Lafenwa grin

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by Sexytemi(f): 12:08am On Aug 14, 2016

[quote author=Qualer post=48459992][/quote] grin

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by kingIkay(m): 1:16am On Aug 14, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..

This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

You try oo

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by Nobody: 1:47am On Aug 14, 2016

Stoo..pid boy he will not go and marry, he is still there sleeping around cheap prostitutes, see his ugly coconut head, Nama.

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by RooRuudRonSaha(m): 7:03am On Aug 14, 2016

beautiful232:
If I give my man

Make him better use am
Because some men no dey ever get am
And letter now person go turn

Baby mamamama

you got that sexy batty, chei wish we could roll inna de hay stack.

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Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by masterpat(m): 7:36am On Aug 14, 2016

ireneony2:
Maybe e don carry

Lol... Abi oh

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by winkmart: 7:49am On Aug 14, 2016

shegra58:
funny guy u sound like one of those guy wey dey patronize danger line for Lafenwa

Lailai, I rock am with Mapoly cheeks wey full my area

Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by MikeB3(m): 8:30am On Aug 14, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..

This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

Funny you! My advice to you is to reduce or probably stop poking those girls because one of them go maneuver you one day!