₦airaland Forum

Sctests:
If you take your stone age 'dogs and baboons' politics and move to Oduduwa, Arewa or ArewaOdua. My people in the East...

1.) Won't have to travel to lagos (that you so much cherish) to clear goods. The income generated from import duties won't be going to ingrates like you in lagos, it will be invested in the East.

2.) If you stay in your Oduarewa, our states over their would'nt have to receive less allocation than a bloated but less viable states like desert katsina or Zamfara. Money accrued from resorces on Imo, Abia etc will be used to develop the East.

3.) If you stop trying to live with people you hate and stay peacefully in your Arewa-Odua, my people won't have to travel to Kano get import or export documentations from one hateful Umaru, Dikko, Kwakwaso who will then charge them exorbitantly or ask for bribes before they can get their documentation.

4.) If you unite with your TRUE brothers in Benin republic and stop forming 'fake union' with the East. The real potentials of your lagos will be tested, because it wouldn't have to depend on other people resources such as 'Import duties, tax, Oil' to develop. Like porto novo it will have to fend for itself so we can no if yorubas can truly develop a city without resources from immigrants and foreigners.

5.) If you face your Oduduwa and Arewa in peace, I wouldn't be always thinking of how to move my family away from your 'dogs and baboons' zoo to bring them here in Aussie during election because I share a country with hateful fulanis muslims and psedo-sophisticate yorubas who believe that those who want to vote differently from how they want must be thrown into lagoons.

6) If you face your Oduduwa, I won't have to deal with a national assembly filled with bigoted fulani and yoruba muslims before building a port in my land.

7.) If you face your Oduduwa, Arewa, and I face my real Country Biaf.., I would hate to share passports with perverts and pedophile who constitutionalize Child-marriage.

If you stay on your own, people like Yunusa your brother won't have the opportunity to steal girls from my land because there will be huge walls demarcating my country from yours and visa will be required to keep terrorists out.

hunndredhundred:
While I agree that my Igbo brothers should seriously start thinking eastwards, I must say that there is something fundamentally wrong with these yorubas.

These people will sell land to you and turn around to complain that igbos are taking their lands. pray tell, which single parcel of land has been taken from the Yorubas by force by the Igbos?

Igbos pay fully for every single parcel of land owned by us in Lagos. We pay for the land, pay all the family members that jump out from different angles, settle omonile settle agberos and owomida boys. These yorubas will chop finish, clean mouth and turn around to start grumbling like vultures saying Igbos are taking their lands.

Who forced them to sell lands in the first place? Open a thread on Bia.fra now and see them jumping around shouting 'You can never get your Bia.fra' yet they will not allow Igbos to rest.

While I agree that we should drop all these traditional title nonsense outside Igboland, I must say that something is wrong with the Yorubas honestly.

cheruv:
Only urhobos would've the temerity to speak for Igbos of the SS...which in itself is an abomination!!
ND should give up all SS Igbo lands and stop speaking for SS Igbos!!

hunndredhundred:
I don't pray for evil but i must tell you that if a war should break out today, Lagos will be a major battle ground because there will be tough battles for the soul of the city.

Nuff said.

normaljenny:
[b]who told you that there are no farms in the north? How old are you sef? check my signature, i am ibo. Let me educate you. Only the size of niger state is the size of the whole eastern part of ibo land. the sambisa area you hear of, thats from bama, gwoza, etc is the size of imo state. Do you want me to continue? All these places you will see one person owning a kilometer of farms. i grew up partly in borno state and i can teach you about it.
i am ibo and am ashamed a my people. instead of us to hear the word of advise and biter truths of the writer, we are taking him to the cleaners instead. don't you all worry, he is not in nairaland and wont be around to answer you abusive words.

Some people might be offended right now, but i must say that there are many educated small boys and girls here in nairaland who pay their ways through jamb, sorting lecturers and sorting their ways through exams and records just to be called graduates. Speaking and writing good English does not make you intelligent. Many British people cant even spell their names.

I am just so surprised that many people hear aren't even understanding what the writer meant by "GO HOME". He meant we should be investing in our eastern areas same we are investing in the west and north. let it not be about having a fenced building in your village that will hold you up just for the two period of xmas and go back. He advised that all ibo towns should atleast emulate what happened in nnewi. build job employing structures just like we are doing in lagos, ogun, abuja, etc., Stop attacking the writer and look around the east, the truth is that we have nothing.

the developments you see springing up in all of owerri, umuahia, enugu, asaba, etc., is mainly done by the ibos leaving in abroad and the eastern part of nigeria.

the whole of the ibo big name politicians do not have any factory in the east. orange drugs has his in ogun state, belloxxi biscuits too, NEROS PHARMS IS COMING UP soon, we have them in hundreds scattered outside the eastern side.

Just recently dangote opened his tomatoes processing factory in his state in kano, that grows tomatoes, which is quiet sensible and one anambara man like that calling himself "IKUKUOMA" built a bigger tomatoes processing company in the west, where you don't grow tomatoes, does that make sense at all?

I always see as so misguided and lazy when we use the location of seaport as an excuse for investing in the east by the ibos. Let me start from USA, all the states in united states of america has lots of factories and not all of the has sea port and they are not complaining. In china and India, not all the states has seaports and yet they are producing massively, are they complaining? No.

Now lets talk of Nigeria, in the northern part of the country, especially, kaduna, Kano, Abuja, Kogi, Niger, etc., we have lots of factories over there owned by northerners and some are even owned by easterners, yet the north has no plans for a sea port in the next 300+ yrs and yet they are not complaining rather they work to make the federal government to build good network of road to make possible movements of there products to other parts of the country and to other African countries too. they have ready distributors in the west and other places and has ready trailers vehicles to move their wares. They are not in any way yearning for seaport because they don't have seas.

Now we easterners have been using the seaport as an excuse and i will say that is just laziness. We have the money and the manpower, why don't we harness the new policy that has been in place for years now to develop port harcourt and cross rivers ports and channel rail lines to other states for bonded terminals? we even have good roads in Nigeria right now to move our produce to other parts of the country or west African states.

And we should stop deceiving ourselves to believe that onitsha would accommodate a seaport. Truth be told no sister vessels can enter a river like the river Niger not to talk of mother vessels. The dept is too shallow even after dredging. Dredging of the river Niger is just a scam that is used to steal money from the federal coffers.

So our so call billionaires should start thinking of building more factories and not just hotels and fuel stations. Lagos is not and will never be our land and shouldn't be perceived as such. I support the Ambodes and the fasholas in their quest to tell us the bitter truth. In the area of Eze ndi ibo in diaspora, they are all fraudsters and it should be abolished in all parts of Nigeria. Our customs in the east should be respected and they should stop disrespecting our eastern traditional leaders whenever they come back home.

I support a law to be enacted and passed in Lagos state to abolish such fraud and all other states should follow suit.
WE SHOULD ALL START THINKING HOME.

EZIOKWU BU NDU
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normaljenny:
[b]who told you that there are no farms in the north? How old are you sef? check my signature, i am ibo. Let me educate you. Only the size of niger state is the size of the whole eastern part of ibo land. the sambisa area you hear of, thats from bama, gwoza, etc is the size of imo state. Do you want me to continue? All these places you will see one person owning a kilometer of farms. i grew up partly in borno state and i can teach you about it.
i am ibo and am ashamed a my people. instead of us to hear the word of advise and biter truths of the writer, we are taking him to the cleaners instead. don't you all worry, he is not in nairaland and wont be around to answer you abusive words.

Some people might be offended right now, but i must say that there are many educated small boys and girls here in nairaland who pay their ways through jamb, sorting lecturers and sorting their ways through exams and records just to be called graduates. Speaking and writing good English does not make you intelligent. Many British people cant even spell their names.

I am just so surprised that many people hear aren't even understanding what the writer meant by "GO HOME". He meant we should be investing in our eastern areas same we are investing in the west and north. let it not be about having a fenced building in your village that will hold you up just for the two period of xmas and go back. He advised that all ibo towns should atleast emulate what happened in nnewi. build job employing structures just like we are doing in lagos, ogun, abuja, etc., Stop attacking the writer and look around the east, the truth is that we have nothing.

the developments you see springing up in all of owerri, umuahia, enugu, asaba, etc., is mainly done by the ibos leaving in abroad and the eastern part of nigeria.

the whole of the ibo big name politicians do not have any factory in the east. orange drugs has his in ogun state, belloxxi biscuits too, NEROS PHARMS IS COMING UP soon, we have them in hundreds scattered outside the eastern side.

Just recently dangote opened his tomatoes processing factory in his state in kano, that grows tomatoes, which is quiet sensible and one anambara man like that calling himself "IKUKUOMA" built a bigger tomatoes processing company in the west, where you don't grow tomatoes, does that make sense at all?

I always see as so misguided and lazy when we use the location of seaport as an excuse for investing in the east by the ibos. Let me start from USA, all the states in united states of america has lots of factories and not all of the has sea port and they are not complaining. In china and India, not all the states has seaports and yet they are producing massively, are they complaining? No.

Now lets talk of Nigeria, in the northern part of the country, especially, kaduna, Kano, Abuja, Kogi, Niger, etc., we have lots of factories over there owned by northerners and some are even owned by easterners, yet the north has no plans for a sea port in the next 300+ yrs and yet they are not complaining rather they work to make the federal government to build good network of road to make possible movements of there products to other parts of the country and to other African countries too. they have ready distributors in the west and other places and has ready trailers vehicles to move their wares. They are not in any way yearning for seaport because they don't have seas.

Now we easterners have been using the seaport as an excuse and i will say that is just laziness. We have the money and the manpower, why don't we harness the new policy that has been in place for years now to develop port harcourt and cross rivers ports and channel rail lines to other states for bonded terminals? we even have good roads in Nigeria right now to move our produce to other parts of the country or west African states.

And we should stop deceiving ourselves to believe that onitsha would accommodate a seaport. Truth be told no sister vessels can enter a river like the river Niger not to talk of mother vessels. The dept is too shallow even after dredging. Dredging of the river Niger is just a scam that is used to steal money from the federal coffers.

So our so call billionaires should start thinking of building more factories and not just hotels and fuel stations. Lagos is not and will never be our land and shouldn't be perceived as such. I support the Ambodes and the fasholas in their quest to tell us the bitter truth. In the area of Eze ndi ibo in diaspora, they are all fraudsters and it should be abolished in all parts of Nigeria. Our customs in the east should be respected and they should stop disrespecting our eastern traditional leaders whenever they come back home.

I support a law to be enacted and passed in Lagos state to abolish such fraud and all other states should follow suit.
WE SHOULD ALL START THINKING HOME.

EZIOKWU BU NDU
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ikechu1:


This wannabe urhobo slowpoke is claiming to be working at a hospital as well? As what? A janitor? Cause I know nurses, doctors, pharmacist or any other employees are TOO BUSY to waste time on NL during work hours.

Fucking buffoon. I work at a hospital you nitwit with so yes I know the hospital business and on top of that my sister is a nurse in that Nigeria so I know that worthless, shithole countries hospital business as well.

Fucking clown..Not only are you a wannabe attache by force to delta south, you want to be attached by force to hospital as well.

What a worthless joke!!! Dumb@ss animal

limpopo:
Seriously, your posts makes me laugh out loud.... I believe the population of Yoruba's are in Tens of Millions in Nigeria, IF NOT MORE......

and how many do we have here on Nairaland..... just a microscopic FEW...

So based on what so of them say here on Nairaland, you believed, you av heard/ seen it all or knows about them all..

Let's stop dis crazy GENERALIZATION...

Even Jesus had JUST 12 DISCIPLES, and there was ONE Judas........ Now we are talking of Millions of people..

All tribes have these sets of people, you can't do without them...

So, My VEXED FRIEND!!!! Don't play HOLY with your SPEECH or TRIBE.. they are everywhere....

I Just Hope you get the harmless Information am trying to pass across

limpopo:
Seriously, your posts makes me laugh out loud.... I believe the population of Yoruba's are in Tens of Millions in Nigeria, IF NOT MORE......

and how many do we have here on Nairaland..... just a microscopic FEW...

So based on what so of them say here on Nairaland, you believed, you av heard/ seen it all or knows about them all..

Let's stop dis crazy GENERALIZATION...

Even Jesus had JUST 12 DISCIPLES, and there was ONE Judas........ Now we are talking of Millions of people..

All tribes have these sets of people, you can't do without them...

So, My VEXED FRIEND!!!! Don't play HOLY with your SPEECH or TRIBE.. they are everywhere....

I Just Hope you get the harmless Information am trying to pass across

buharisbae:
#yawns

another long boring thread!

buharisbae:
#yawns

another long boring thread!

Jacko1:
Who do you think are building houses in badagry/ojo axis... Ibos

Look we r stil the ones who are silly
The so called mansions Ibos build in the east is just aesthetic... they visit just once a year ... rest of the year na lizard dey live inside

R u saying an alaba or balogun cannot thrive in aba or Anambra

If such markets wer in the east imagine wat income wil be generated by our state govt


We have monopoly on many commodities
Plumbing....clothes. ..computer... electronics... electrical....spare parts.....

I can beat ma chest that f these market s relocate to east.... Nigerians wil stil be forced to come to east and trade der

Sha wat am I ranting for.... it's just wishful thinking .... we wil continue to be marginalised and play fools in this country

But me am stopping all this
Any investment am having wil be in the east... feel free to join me umunna

hUmaneOne:
You need meds seriously. Preferably antipsychotics.

Hospitals are shitty businesses which unfortunately, your sister partakes in.
Even a doctor,lagusta has been an NL mod.

You're clamoring for war which you going to fight with your note 5 keyboard from probably Amelika..

Coldfeets:
My question is: must nigeria disintegrate before the east will achieve greatness?

C'mon, what is stopping or holding back the east from achieving that greatness right now?

hUmaneOne:
You need meds seriously. Preferably antipsychotics.

Hospitals are shitty businesses which unfortunately, your sister partakes in.
Even a doctor,lagusta has been an NL mod.

You're clamoring for war which you going to fight with your note 5 keyboard from probably Amelika..

hUmaneOne:
I'm a full born urhobo.
I also stayed /schooled 4yrs in Onicha-olona,near issele-uku in Anoicha North .a model secondary school precisely.
I know the people, speak their language and understand their analogy. Thy are peaceful people ,not one of you fvcking sellouts spoiling for war

Stop calling Yoruba when they are not the problem.you are the problem

I do not hate the igbo's.my fiance is igbo, I have good igbo friends my problem with the biafra fanatics is trying to involve others in their war.fight your war yourself and don't involve us. If the country dare separates will will better have ND republic and not huddle with the Biafrans

Do you think the ika people will willingly enter a country where majority is igbo and they are relegated to be background the same way Hausa's are today to Nigerians?

First its akwa ibom,cross river, now parts of delta

As for a war.
Wö da dawòn , we ghwe kufia.. Translated from Urhobo:,if even attempt it,you die worthlessly.

hUmaneOne:
Okay o.I hear you. You didn't hear Dr Okowa's speaking out.

willibounce1:
Don't mind the flatinnos. All they do is brag. You want to wait till Nigeria disintegrates before you achieve greatness. That's the new excuse for the bunch of chest beating failures. If you cannot achieve greatness now, how will you flatinnos ever achieve greatness when you are left on your own? Maybe by peddling drugs, eating one another, prostitution and blood money.

ikechu1:
Nobody that works in hospital is on NL during work hours due to too much work to be doing. Janitor wishing to be something. Get out attache by force goat.

Is it only hospital, you also work in the moon.

As for meds..do you mind lending yours? Actually forget it, it obviously do not work Considering your psychotic ass is still hallucinating.

cheruv:
Just like you didn't hear rochas of Imo also speak out...that you don't know its all politics means that you need to be sent to a reeducation camp!
SS Igbos have been marginalised in that SS..even the okowa you're calling only became governor after peter obi insisted that the next Delta governor has to be from Anioma!
You're an urhobo....don't try and and sow discord btwn East and West bank Igbos

hUmaneOne:
Your deluded ass thinks a hospital is all about work,work, work,without rest. You don't consider that some persons specialise in sitting in a swivel chair entering figures in a pc ,or having a less busy ward , or even reply nutheads like you from multitasking positions.

Get an education brah.you're lost .

Stop craving a war you cannot fight.it's your brothers and old parents down here @ Asaba who will be massacred by the joyless NA

hUmaneOne:
Your deluded ass thinks a hospital is all about work,work, work,without rest. You don't consider that some persons specialise in sitting in a swivel chair entering figures in a pc ,or having a less busy ward , or even reply nutheads like you from multitasking positions.

Get an education brah.you're lost .

Stop craving a war you cannot fight.it's your brothers and old parents down here @ Asaba who will be massacred by the joyless NA

ikechu1:
Urhobo ko, Urhobo, ni. Cowards ass monkey.

Like I once told the other wannabe "urhobo" who used online dictionary to try and fake being urhobo by writing in the lauguage...next time you want to pretend to be urhobo, REMOVE the accents in the words you copied in effort to pretend to be WTF you are not.

This dawòn and this Wö gives your ass way. Goats.
Fucking yoloba monkey!!!!!

Like I said earlier, NEVER drag us in your hatefilled, bigotry nonsense. #spits on your face.

hUmaneOne:
Your deluded ass thinks a hospital is all about work,work, work,without rest. You don't consider that some persons specialise in sitting in a swivel chair entering figures in a pc ,or having a less busy ward , or even reply nutheads like you from multitasking positions.
Get an education brah.you're lost .
Stop craving a war you cannot fight.it's your brothers and old parents down here @ Asaba who will be massacred by the joyless NA

ikechu1:
I work in a hospital you fucking dumbass. Even secretary and medical assistant are too busy!!!!!!! Shit even PCA are always too busy as well and their type of nursing is nothing
Look at this fucking buffoon trying to tell me about a place I work at.
Being a psychiatric patient with access to a phone don't mean you're an employee there. Tell your doctor to increase the dosage of your medication cause the one given to you is not effective and let your therapist know you are still hallucinating. You need severe help!!!
Hospital ko, hospital ni. A hospital 'worker' that has been on here for hours .
See this rat....who the hell told you, I'll sit here when is time to get Biafra out of that shit country. The reason I left is because that worthless Nigeria is a shithole....when it divides, best believe I'll be there fighting if na war una choose to get my future children future secure and way from you Savage animals.

ikechu1:
While I'm at it, learn how to fucking READ.

I said that backwards rubbish you call a country is a shithole. I didn't say hospital is a shitty business.

Learn how to read.

ikechu1:
I work in a hospital you fucking dumbass. Even secretary and medical assistant are too busy!!!!!!! Shit even PCA are always too busy as well and their type of nursing is nothing

Look at this fucking buffoon trying to tell me about a place I work at.

Being a psychiatric patient with access to a phone don't mean you're an employee there. Tell your doctor to increase the dosage of your medication cause the one given to you is not effective and let your therapist know you are still hallucinating. You need severe help!!!

Hospital ko, hospital ni. A hospital 'worker' that has been on here for hours .

See this rat....who the hell told you, I'll sit here when is time to get Biafra out of that shit country. The reason I left is because that worthless Nigeria is a shithole....when it divides, best believe I'll be there fighting if na war una choose to get my future children future secure and way from you Savage animals.

limpopo:
The two of you should STOP it already.... HABA!!!

hUmaneOne:
Learn to understand, blockhead
your sister is a nurse in Nigeria.
Nurses work in mostly hospitals in Nigeria. Nigeria has shitty hospital business.
Meaning your sister is part of a shitty hospital business.


You ever went through college?..you know they do logic 101 eh.

Come back home and clamor for IPOB.I would applaud you.
Just don't force us to join you.

Oops I didn't mention my mum is from Oshimili North?

Luckylife:
Those brown zinc and cow inclined minded people just carry the blessed wise Igbo's matter for head as if their human live depends on Igbos . The problem of Lagos governor is wickedness and jealousy that is giving him sleepless night and day , due to the success and wealth of Igbos developing his state. Our God pass them !

hUmaneOne:
Simply get your ass back to Nigeria...your dilector needs you.

Ohaneche:
When we were in the Secondary school there's this boy that was always ahead of everyone in class results, my friends and I hated him. We were very intelligent too. To make sure he did not take all the glories from the teachers all to himself, we became even more studious with our studies, But in the end of the term he still comes first. We put all the effort we had in our studies, yet he stayed ahead of us. He was industrious, Hard working and even looked healthier than every of us, unlike us, he doesn't rely on the teacher before he could get over certain topics.
We became so jealous of the boy that we started to oppress him. we set him up with crimes, told lies about him and bullied him. We made him look like the enemy where as we are the crook. People in other schools were very proud of him, so we tagged him with exam malpractice in social media platforms, we thought we had almost killed his reputation.
"Soon everybody including the teachers and people from other schools would stop having trust in him", we had quietly considered. We even turned his blossom friends against him, they stopped reading together in group, yet it did not change anything.
He had led my school to Glory in several inter school Quiz, thereby preventing us the opportunity of showing people that we are capable of doing more, even when it is obvious we could not excel in an ordinary Class test which the school organizes before the quiz.
When the boy could not stand our pressure, he threatened to leave my School, we flooded the principal's office with Letters begging her to not let him leave our school, our final exam was around the corner we knew we could need a sharp brain like his in other to succeed in the final Secondary School exam.
One day, I decided to repent, therefore I asked myself the following questions: why do I want to see this boy down on the floor? why do I not want to see his liberation? what are his crimes that I want him dead? The answer was simple..IT IS BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN MY FRIENDS AND I.
It was hard for us to get over envy on the people that are better than us. The hating game continued. Till today we still harbor hatred for this brilliant boy.
MY NAME IS YORUBA
MY FRIEND'S NAMES ARE: HAUSA, FULANI, etc
THE NAME OF THE SECONDARY SCHOOL WE ATTENDED IS NIGERIA.
THE BOY'S NAME IS BIAFRA.